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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 1h

I firmly believe, and I will die on this hill, Perfect Strangers had the best theme song of all time

(Ups to Magnum PI and Night Rider tho)

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Perfect Strangers Theme Song

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 6h

I once randomly met ?uestlove at the Ace Hotel lounge. Super nice guy.

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 6h

Even the Roots, who is now the house band for Jimmy Fallon, Things Fall Apart was an absolute record.

They were not messing around.

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 6h

Been really heavy into late 80’s / early 90’s rap recently

Stuff is incredible. Slick Rick, Digable Planets, Tribe, Gang Starr, Blackstar, Missy, Pharcyde.

Unreal stuff

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 8h

I love how my twitter feed today has been just 10 straight posts about the NBA betting scandal, then an ad for Draft Kings

Tone deaf af. Read the room, fellas

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 22h

Still not sure why the Mortal Kombat series didn’t have a sequel called: MK Ultra.

Seems like a logical progression but what do I know?

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 1d

This one time I was playing football and I was returning a punt and I didn’t throw my hand up for a fair catch (like an idiot) and I got completely trainwrecked. I got up and I got hit so hard that my teeth were bleeding. I didn’t even know that could happen.
That one hurt lol

dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 1d

Just spoke with one of my fraternity brothers. He is starting an actual bank. I just wiped my dog’s turds off the floor.

So I guess we all have different paths in life 🤷‍♂️

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 1d

This is a classic. Wow.

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Frovostein @frovo.bsky.social · Jun 17

[wedding]

PRIEST: repeat after me

GROOM: after me

PRIEST: ... [to bride] is he serious

BRIDE: no his name is gary

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve always been a Chicago Bears fan and I always thought the funniest names I’ve seen was ‘Rex Grossman’ which essentially translates, by Latin, into, “The King of the Gross Men”

Fantastic work, humans.

You’ve done it again

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Rex Grossman - Wikipedia

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 1d

Just came back from a Diwali party and uh, a little drunk. Just a bit.

Thank god for Uber lol

dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 1d

I’m so
High. I can’t even see my eyeballs

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 2d

The Japanese section of ATLAS apparently picked this up a while ago, but NASA just confirmed it this morning

dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 2d

Just as a point of reference, it is called 3I/ATLAS. And the reason is because 3I stands for the third time (3) humans have seen an interstellar (not solar) (I) comet. The ATLAS part is a series of large telescopes all over the planet that work in unison

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 2d

It’s not overtly uncommon for a comet to fly into our orbit, it happens quite frequently. What is unusual about 3I/ATLAS is that it is not from our solar system and it is spewing water.

That is what’s weird about it

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 2d

Here is the actual NASA report for reference:

science.nasa.gov/solar-system...

Comet 3I/ATLAS - NASA Science

NASA missions are working together to track and study this rare, interstellar comet as it passes through our solar system.

science.nasa.gov

dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 2d

Ok so following up on how the Earth now has 2 moons, whatever tf this thing is (which has never been seen before and its properties are extremely unusual), is coming at us at alarming rate. Uhhhh what is going on up there?

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3I/ATLAS - Wikipedia

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 2d

I always loved Star Trek because the Prime Directive is that they aren’t supposed to mess around with a civilization’s evolution. And yet they do it in literally every single episode.
Good stuff.

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 3d

It’s like the Jack Bauer of interplanetary masses

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 3d

So the Earth’s new moon is called “2025-PN7” and frankly, I think we could do a lot better than that.

I purpose we name it “The Ol’ Swingin’ Butthole”

I think that would be a better name

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 3d

The Earth now has 2 moons which like, is cool, but I mean, we kind of did fairly well all this time with one.

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Diwali to anyone who celebrates!

I think it would be cool to hit up Mumbai during it, but you know, it’s a bit of a commute for me lol

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 3d

It was apparently very controversial at the time but, what do you expect?

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Simpsons - Banksy Simpsons couch gag

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dugglebutt @dugglebutt.bsky.social · 3d

Did you know that Banksy once did a Simpsons Couch Gag? That’s kinda nuts

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Banksy couch gag

The Bansky couch gag was a couch gag created by British graffiti artist and activist Banksy. It shows a group of tired and sickly workers making Simpsons merchandise at a 20th Century Fox studio.

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