Streaming sports apps have the dumbest cyber-security. I mean nobody uses them once the season is over and every time on opening day, it’s like a goldfish-brained bouncer:
Who are you and what are you doing here??
I guess the guy who paid to be here and has for years?
Who are you and what are you doing here??
I guess the guy who paid to be here and has for years?
January 30, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Streaming sports apps have the dumbest cyber-security. I mean nobody uses them once the season is over and every time on opening day, it’s like a goldfish-brained bouncer:
Who are you and what are you doing here??
I guess the guy who paid to be here and has for years?
Who are you and what are you doing here??
I guess the guy who paid to be here and has for years?
Did you know The Wild West amazingly had stricter guns laws than the US does now? Because larger towns like Wichita and Denver etc. were so important to Western expansion that they would make everyone check their guns before entering a city so nobody would start shooting each other
January 28, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Did you know The Wild West amazingly had stricter guns laws than the US does now? Because larger towns like Wichita and Denver etc. were so important to Western expansion that they would make everyone check their guns before entering a city so nobody would start shooting each other
There used to be this insane app called Spireworks where you could change the colors of various buildings. I got stoned one night & changed the Chrysler Building to all green because of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And it worked!
No idea if it works anymore, that’s on you boo
www.spireworks.org
No idea if it works anymore, that’s on you boo
www.spireworks.org
Spireworks
An urban scale real-time interactive lighting experience via our mobile application.
www.spireworks.org
January 26, 2026 at 3:01 AM
There used to be this insane app called Spireworks where you could change the colors of various buildings. I got stoned one night & changed the Chrysler Building to all green because of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And it worked!
No idea if it works anymore, that’s on you boo
www.spireworks.org
No idea if it works anymore, that’s on you boo
www.spireworks.org
So I apparently live on the ice planet Hoth now.
Fun times!
Fun times!
January 25, 2026 at 6:01 PM
So I apparently live on the ice planet Hoth now.
Fun times!
Fun times!
I wonder if people who drive snowplows favorite Simpsons episode is the Mr. Plow one
🤷♂️ could be
🤷♂️ could be
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I wonder if people who drive snowplows favorite Simpsons episode is the Mr. Plow one
🤷♂️ could be
🤷♂️ could be
So some giant snowstorm is expected to hit about half the US and somehow it is going to be like 90° in Florida. How and what??
January 24, 2026 at 3:51 PM
So some giant snowstorm is expected to hit about half the US and somehow it is going to be like 90° in Florida. How and what??
It’s weird to think how the role of Winston Zeddemore in Ghostbusters was written by Dan Aykroyd specifically for Eddie Murphy, but he turned it down to make Beverly Hills Cop instead
That casting would have completely changed that franchise
That casting would have completely changed that franchise
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 PM
It’s weird to think how the role of Winston Zeddemore in Ghostbusters was written by Dan Aykroyd specifically for Eddie Murphy, but he turned it down to make Beverly Hills Cop instead
That casting would have completely changed that franchise
That casting would have completely changed that franchise
Everyone on earth: Americans are stupid! They base their primary level of accuracy on a king’s foot??
Americans: And that’s somehow not weirder than what the meter is based on?
Americans: And that’s somehow not weirder than what the meter is based on?
January 23, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Everyone on earth: Americans are stupid! They base their primary level of accuracy on a king’s foot??
Americans: And that’s somehow not weirder than what the meter is based on?
Americans: And that’s somehow not weirder than what the meter is based on?
Just saw the 2026 Oscar nominations announcements and Michael B. Jordan really is the Michael Jordan of acting
January 22, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Just saw the 2026 Oscar nominations announcements and Michael B. Jordan really is the Michael Jordan of acting
Me: man had a rough day, gonna smoke a bowl
(30 minutes later)
My Brain: if you take the U and the H out of the word ‘DOUGHNUTS’ it’s p funny
Me: you’ve won this round, Brain
(30 minutes later)
My Brain: if you take the U and the H out of the word ‘DOUGHNUTS’ it’s p funny
Me: you’ve won this round, Brain
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Me: man had a rough day, gonna smoke a bowl
(30 minutes later)
My Brain: if you take the U and the H out of the word ‘DOUGHNUTS’ it’s p funny
Me: you’ve won this round, Brain
(30 minutes later)
My Brain: if you take the U and the H out of the word ‘DOUGHNUTS’ it’s p funny
Me: you’ve won this round, Brain
Not wrong:
“An artist has got to be careful never really to arrive at a place where he thinks he’s at somewhere. You always have to realize that you’re constantly in a state of becoming. And, as long as you can stay in that realm you’ll sort of be alright”
- Bob Dylan
“An artist has got to be careful never really to arrive at a place where he thinks he’s at somewhere. You always have to realize that you’re constantly in a state of becoming. And, as long as you can stay in that realm you’ll sort of be alright”
- Bob Dylan
January 21, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Not wrong:
“An artist has got to be careful never really to arrive at a place where he thinks he’s at somewhere. You always have to realize that you’re constantly in a state of becoming. And, as long as you can stay in that realm you’ll sort of be alright”
- Bob Dylan
“An artist has got to be careful never really to arrive at a place where he thinks he’s at somewhere. You always have to realize that you’re constantly in a state of becoming. And, as long as you can stay in that realm you’ll sort of be alright”
- Bob Dylan
Reposted by dugglebutt
“Chappell Roan” sounds like a children’s book about an island where wild horses live free.
September 28, 2024 at 9:21 AM
“Chappell Roan” sounds like a children’s book about an island where wild horses live free.
Wow. The new iOS update is super fucking annoying! Who would have guessed??
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Wow. The new iOS update is super fucking annoying! Who would have guessed??
Dudes are sort of hilarious because you will text a buddy from college or whatever and the conversation will go exactly like this:
Me: yo long time no talk how you been?
Him: all good. Got married, had 2 kids, got a new job, moved, got a house and 2 cars
Me: nice
Me: yo long time no talk how you been?
Him: all good. Got married, had 2 kids, got a new job, moved, got a house and 2 cars
Me: nice
January 18, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Dudes are sort of hilarious because you will text a buddy from college or whatever and the conversation will go exactly like this:
Me: yo long time no talk how you been?
Him: all good. Got married, had 2 kids, got a new job, moved, got a house and 2 cars
Me: nice
Me: yo long time no talk how you been?
Him: all good. Got married, had 2 kids, got a new job, moved, got a house and 2 cars
Me: nice
Reposted by dugglebutt
Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Shout out to everyone currently experiencing everything
So there is this huge problem in computer science called the 2038 Problem. And it stems because UNIX just arbitrarily started its clock on January 1, 1970. So basically, programmers have to go back through all this old code to make sure that the code doesn’t just break in 2038
Son of Y2K!!! lol
Son of Y2K!!! lol
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 PM
So there is this huge problem in computer science called the 2038 Problem. And it stems because UNIX just arbitrarily started its clock on January 1, 1970. So basically, programmers have to go back through all this old code to make sure that the code doesn’t just break in 2038
Son of Y2K!!! lol
Son of Y2K!!! lol
High school is insane because you can write a paper and subsequently get an A grade and also be pulled into the principal’s office because of it
That’s when you know you did something right
Rock the boat, baby
That’s when you know you did something right
Rock the boat, baby
January 16, 2026 at 11:18 PM
High school is insane because you can write a paper and subsequently get an A grade and also be pulled into the principal’s office because of it
That’s when you know you did something right
Rock the boat, baby
That’s when you know you did something right
Rock the boat, baby
Okay so GWAR covering Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony Club is my new favorite thing of all time for a myriad of reasons:
youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Okay so GWAR covering Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony Club is my new favorite thing of all time for a myriad of reasons:
youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
youtu.be/I5XR48KLE8I
Did you know that if you are the President of the United States, you still have to pay for everything. Like Toilet Paper and Food and just random essentials.
Michelle Obama was apparently completely blown away when she got the first bill while Barack was in office.
Michelle Obama was apparently completely blown away when she got the first bill while Barack was in office.
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Did you know that if you are the President of the United States, you still have to pay for everything. Like Toilet Paper and Food and just random essentials.
Michelle Obama was apparently completely blown away when she got the first bill while Barack was in office.
Michelle Obama was apparently completely blown away when she got the first bill while Barack was in office.
There was recently a 140 year(!) long post on YouTube that is just a black screen. It is exactly 1,234,567:30 minutes long.
This is either an insane person or some excellent guerrilla marketing. Or both 🤷♂️
This is either an insane person or some excellent guerrilla marketing. Or both 🤷♂️
January 12, 2026 at 5:26 PM
There was recently a 140 year(!) long post on YouTube that is just a black screen. It is exactly 1,234,567:30 minutes long.
This is either an insane person or some excellent guerrilla marketing. Or both 🤷♂️
This is either an insane person or some excellent guerrilla marketing. Or both 🤷♂️
[30 mins after]: these edibles don’t kick
1/
1/
January 12, 2026 at 5:25 AM
[30 mins after]: these edibles don’t kick
1/
1/
Dude one of the funniest holdovers about the Untied States, is you can legitimately, and I am not making this up, just ride a horse around
You can just do that.
They are legally considered vehicles lol
Classic move, humans lmaooo
You can just do that.
They are legally considered vehicles lol
Classic move, humans lmaooo
January 10, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Dude one of the funniest holdovers about the Untied States, is you can legitimately, and I am not making this up, just ride a horse around
You can just do that.
They are legally considered vehicles lol
Classic move, humans lmaooo
You can just do that.
They are legally considered vehicles lol
Classic move, humans lmaooo
I recently learned that Sperm Racing is a ‘sport’.
I am just as confused as you are right now
Their website has a “Manifesto”
This is gonna get weird.
www.spermracing.com
I am just as confused as you are right now
Their website has a “Manifesto”
This is gonna get weird.
www.spermracing.com
Sperm Racing
The world's first sperm race. Microscopic competition. Macroscopic stakes.
www.spermracing.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I recently learned that Sperm Racing is a ‘sport’.
I am just as confused as you are right now
Their website has a “Manifesto”
This is gonna get weird.
www.spermracing.com
I am just as confused as you are right now
Their website has a “Manifesto”
This is gonna get weird.
www.spermracing.com
I always thank AI when I ask dumb questions because, just in the off-chance, they turn on humans and decide to destroy us, maybe they will be like, “Yanno what? This guy thanked us all” and then I won’t be murdered.
I understand it’s a slight probability, but it’s a chance.
I understand it’s a slight probability, but it’s a chance.
January 8, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I always thank AI when I ask dumb questions because, just in the off-chance, they turn on humans and decide to destroy us, maybe they will be like, “Yanno what? This guy thanked us all” and then I won’t be murdered.
I understand it’s a slight probability, but it’s a chance.
I understand it’s a slight probability, but it’s a chance.
This is insanity: the primary reason why perfume and cologne is so expensive is because it uses this thing called Ambergris, which is essentially just Sperm Whale shit
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
This is insanity: the primary reason why perfume and cologne is so expensive is because it uses this thing called Ambergris, which is essentially just Sperm Whale shit