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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 9h

Distraction for when he attacks Mexico and Venezuela.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 12h

Nigel Farage says he wants to 'raise aspiration' by cutting the minimum wage for young people (currently £10), but reducing tax for young people earning over £100k. Presumably he wants them to just ask their stockbroker fathers to fix them up with a job in The City, like he did.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 13h

Him predicting a general election in 2027 following a financial crash is more chilling. Easy to achieve if you're funded by 3 of the richest billionaires, who could spook/crash the markets.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 16h

What would. Rupert say.?
I'll say that.

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Parody Keir Starmer @parodypm.bsky.social · 1d

And by "our borders" I assume you mean in Dubai, the country you live in.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 1d

Gulf of Tonkin excuse for war on Venezuela.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 1d

Equipping the drinks trolleys in all train carriages with stun gas/cattle prods and handcuffs. It would slow down any rampaging by anyone. The standard trolleys already do this.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 1d

Calling a Wealth tax, the Pothole tax might help those affected by it, to focus on what it's partly for.

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 2d

From @theathletic.com: After Robert Gallery left the NFL, he struggled with brain fog, ringing in his ears, memory gaps, tequila, rage, and thoughts of taking his life. This is how psychedelics saved him from his descent into darkness.

How former can’t-miss NFL prospect Robert Gallery survived a descent into darkness

After 10 surgeries and eight NFL seasons came brain fog, ringing in his ears, memory voids, tequila, rage and thoughts of taking his life.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 2d

Does her Aga have a Wisteria stuck up it's chimney.?
Oh no,that was David Cameron's.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 2d

They'll hang on, and move towards a more European style royal family, that doesn't act like it has a divine right from God to rule.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 3d

Tesco have slashed the price down to £4.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 3d

Quiet news week.
Andrew exiled to Hunstanton.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 3d

YOU. PAY. FOR. THIS.

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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 3d

fwiw fox news is also bad for republicans in some ways. fox creates a world for the right where this shit sells and they come away thinking they can push it in the real world. but outside of the fox echo chamber it sounds kind of nutty to normal people.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Mike Johnson: "They want to give illegal benefits -- or, benefits back to illegal aliens."

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Lucia Romano, MBA @luciaromano.bsky.social · 5d

He has dementia. Like his parents.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 4d

Frank Hovis farting sketch on Absolutely is the other exemplar.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 4d

Too late for that, as he'll just ignore anything he doesn't like. And use ICE to enforce his rule.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 4d

www.facebook.com/share/v/14MN.... Gross memories recalled from Still Game. Up there with Colin Sparks on Absolutely.

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 4d

Prince Andrew must now be referred to in copy as Ƭ̵̬̊

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 4d

I predict Exile for them.
I'll bet that relations improve between Harry and the Palace,now that the person he was the shield for is going.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 4d

I predict relations between Harry and the Palace will improve more now that Andrew is gone. Harry was the decoy to take the focus off his uncle's peccadillos.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 4d

Exile to a Governorship of a overseas territory far far far away.
Bermuda?
Not far enough.
The Falkland Islands.?
That's far enough.

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dunc99.bsky.social @dunc99.bsky.social · 4d

No No, not even the Governorship of Bermuda for him.
Now, the Governorship of the Falkland Islands is available.
I predict Exile.

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