Dylan Reeve
@dylanreeve.com
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I make TV and film. I write stuff. I was on #TheTraitorsNZ. Wrote FAKE BELIEVE (http://bit.ly/fakebelieve). Made TICKLED documentary. He/Him. [email protected]
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I tend to post different things to different social media platforms, but I'm going to put this same thing on all of them because it really matters.

Trans rights are human rights!
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I think that Cherry one is the variant bottled in Poland. I have been disappointed by it.
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will the portland frog get milkshake ducked
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this video is AI generated. the reporter has three arms and people in the background phase in and out of each other, and it comes from an AI sharing account

be cautious with what you share these days, friends
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Experience tells me you will find it between takes 3 and 5. After that it's very much diminishing returns.
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Unsolicited Slick pic
A picture of a boat cleaning up an oil slick
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I know it's trite and all, but can you imagine if Biden had been standing at a Whitehouse lectern talking about entirely imaginary events in a major US city?

Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about Biden's mental acuity because he sometimes muddled his words a bit.
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Trump: "Portland, I mean -- every time I look at that place it's burning down. There are fires all over the place. When a store -- there are very few of them left -- but when a store owner rebuilds a store they build it out of plywood. They don't put up storefronts anymore. They just put wood up."
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Hey New Zealanders... The Celebrity Traitors is available on ThreeNow - save day as it screens in the UK!

I'd share a direct link, but that's apparently not something the ThreeNow app supports.
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I’m not saying racists are stupid but…
Bus shelter poster saying “If i could find a
country that didn't take immigrants in I'd move there”

Would you?
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It hurts me so much
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When did everyone start holding lavaliers up to their mouths in short-form web videos? Every video is distorted ASMR now. I am gonna sick @randycoppinger.bsky.social on all of you.
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It does seem impossible to imagine someone spending that much money without even doing a tiny little Google search or even just asking themselves "I wonder what the title means?"
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And the least investment it can make to secure that revenue.
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"The titular wait seemingly amounts to nothing... I promised myself that if Godot didn't arrive by the interval I simply wouldn't stay."
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TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it
One Star Review of Waiting for Godot on Broadway
I recently attended Waiting for Godot on Broadway and spent over $1,400 for two Row C seats (103 and 104). I'm a longtime admirer of Broadway productions and even hold a season pass for Shea's Performing Arts Theatre, so I came in with genuine enthusiasm and high expectations. Unfortunately, this show was unlike anything ! have ever experienced —and not in a good way.
What I encountered was not the artistry, music, or emotional storytelling I usually associate with Broadway, but instead what felt like an endless cycle of nonsensical conversation between characters who seemed trapped in their own madness. I tried-truly tried-to find meaning, symbolism, or even a thread of emotional resonance. I stayed through the first half hoping the second would offer clarity. But by intermission, it was clear: this was a waste of both time and money.
Keanu Reeves is an actor I respect greatly, but I cannot fathom why he would agree to participate in such a disjointed, inaccessible production. His talent was lost in a performance that defied reason rather than provoked insight.
To anyone considering attending: unless you are drawn to highly abstract, nearly incomprehensible theater, I strongly caution you against this show. For the average, educated, thoughtful theatergoer, it is far more frustrating than fulfilling. In my opinion, this was the single most disappointing Broadway experience I've ever had - an unfortunate waste of money and, more importantly, of time.
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Essential services are not suited to "the market" — the objectives of private capital are too misaligned with the nature of the inelastic demand for the services.
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I will never understand people who claim to understand capitalism and profit, and also suggest that "the market" can deliver security or lower costs or whatever.

"The market" will extract as much profit as it can. That's the explicit goal. It's an obligation for management.
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Can't wait to hear about how he's the fittest President to ever president.
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Donald Trump will undergo a routine physical exam on Friday, the White House announced, following questions about the president’s health after he developed noticeable bruising and swelling in recent months
Trump to Undergo Regular Physical Exam at Walter Reed on Friday
President Donald Trump will undergo a physical exam on Friday following mounting questions about his health prompted by noticeable bruising and swelling in recent months.
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I collaborated with @davidfarrier.com to make TICKLED because of social media.

His Facebook posts about the bizarre response from Jane O'Brien Media were what pulled me into the story, ultimately took us to Sundance and saw us sued in two US states 😁
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Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?
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Is $150m cheap? I feel like there were probably alternatives 😁
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I just don't understand why this even exists. Did the last weird Tron sequel do well?

No one was asking for this, surely?
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I'm very willing to trade the minor stress of responsibility for this leg room... I should have been getting exit row every time!
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The comparatively small number of prices ending in 9 is also very apparent.
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I hope they do the DB Cooper case next!
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The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.
FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics
The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...
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Well now the passing reference to "deflate the Jag" makes sense.