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Emmitt Fitz-Hume

@efitzhume.bsky.social

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Former Information officer at State. Started in ‘74 as a mail boy. My father got me my job. Current assignment classified. I will say that it’s a considerable step up in base pay.

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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · 7d

The Muppet Show, and it’s not even close.

Quintessa Knight @quietblkgrl.blacksky.app · 7d

What TV show had the best theme song?

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 22

We’ll see whether the emotions come out when he gives her herpes.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 16

Gonna be a wild indeed when Herr Miller learns where Mexico is located, and who colonized it.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 15

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 13

I’m fairly certain people from NYC already know not to go into the Hudson River.

Andrew Couts @couts.bsky.social · Sep 13

NYC folks, if you’re traveling up to the Hudson Valley, DO NOT go in the Hudson River or let your dogs swim in the river right now. There is a historically huge blue algae bloom that is extremely deadly. More here: www.caryinstitute.org/news-insight...

Extensive Harmful Algal Bloom in the Hudson River Estuary

Researchers at Cary Institute of Ecosystem Studies observed a massive algal bloom in the Hudson River Estuary in a large stretch from Kingston to Norrie Point in Staatsburg. The bloom has been confirm...

www.caryinstitute.org

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 13

I used to be a domestic violence prosecutor. Had quite a few defendants who loved to quote Ephesians 5:22-24. Twice in my career a man quoted it on the stand.

“So the Bible justifies your actions, sir? Tell us, please, what do the next 9 verses say?”

Comedy gold both times. Both convicted.

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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 5

The Patriarch of Constantinople.

kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · Sep 4

By the time you're 30 you should have one player on a team you don't care about whom you hate for reasons no one understand but you

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 5

Luka could have done a better job than the guys out there.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 1

It says nothing about the vast majority of Jews worldwide who recoil in horror at what’s happening.

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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 1

I’m a Jew. I believe fervently in the State of Israel.

I also fervently believe Israel is run by a cartoonishly evil and corrupt regime which is committing genocide in Palestine.

What I don’t believe in is collective guilt. What the current government of Israel is doing says nothing about me.

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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Sep 1

Respectfully, go fuck yourself.

Phil Gorman @philgorman.bsky.social · Aug 31

Zionist butchers are ensuring that all Jewish people will be tarred with their monstrous genocidal brush for a millennium.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Aug 25

Swap 4 and 3.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Aug 21

Is it because AI will take over so many human jobs we’ll have nothing better to do than f**k all day?

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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Aug 19

The Upper West Side of Manhattan is geographically east of the Lower East Side.

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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Aug 16

I like pizza!

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Aug 16

The color war at Zionist camp must be brutal.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Aug 10

The Usual Suspects

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Aug 10

A Twinkie representing all the psychokinetic energy in the New York area in June, 1984 would be 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds.

Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · Aug 9

What’s your favorite food fact that is true but sounds totally made up?

I’ll start: about half of the mushrooms produced across the United States of America each year (more than 300 million pounds of mushrooms in recent years) are produced in *one county* in Pennsylvania.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Aug 2

The most on-brand name in the history of college football? Colt McCoy at Texas. Hard to think anyone will ever top that.

Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · Aug 2

Whit Weeks is just too Georgia of a name for a LSU player. I don’t like it. There should be transfer rules against players when your entire brand is too in-state

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Jul 30

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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Jul 27

Please.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Jul 27

Now society looks as if his white ass were forced to sit in the back of the bus.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Jul 27

Do Caligula.

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Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Jul 27

That picture is a recruiting poster for the Mobile Infantry.

Emmitt Fitz-Hume @efitzhume.bsky.social · Jul 27

I tried reading the Chief Justice’s history book, but the pages were all white.

Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · Jul 27

offs

In speeches, the chief justice often tells an anecdote about how he had wanted to become a historian, but changed his mind after a taxi driver told him that he, too, had been a history major at Harvard.