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@ej23.bsky.social

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Taco truck enthusiast. The skeets are bad but I'm trying to do better (no I'm not)

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 4h

I'm next up for HHS secretary you can trust me

a man in a doctor 's coat says " dont worry im a doctor "

ALT: a man in a doctor 's coat says " dont worry im a doctor "

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 5h

That's only because it actually cures everything

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 5h

I recommend whiskey

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 5h

It remains not great the the ramblings of someone senile grandpa can do this

Blurry TV Headlines @blurrytvheadlines.numbergoup.com · 6h

S&P 500 CLOSES 2.7% LOWER, NASDAQ 100 DOWN 3.5%

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 6h

Threatened massive increase on China tariffs, as one does

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 6h

Not skeet of course but I won't call it what they call it over on the government site

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 6h

I see grandpa got bored and decided to erase a few billion by skeet.

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 10h

two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` it 's anti italian discrimination ''

ALT: two men are standing next to each other and one of them is saying `` it 's anti italian discrimination ''

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 10h

This is in no way self interested as it regards any fantasy leagues I'm in but I humbly suggest throwing to AJ Brown more.

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 13h

Every cloud has a silver lining

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 14h

3. isn't really a rule, plus it doesn't matter if you follow 1.

If one carries a gun or keeps a home defense weapon it's always loaded.

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Those are threats, like a horses head on your pillow

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

That's not a hug it's a strangulation attempt

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Who?

Pabst Blue Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 2d

The law further specified it be a "major artery"

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

They literally want you dead

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Upside is they're not gonna try to collect

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

I prefer High Intensity Training cake tbh

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Michael Jordan fuck them air traffic controllers dot jpeg

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

#AllAmendmentsMatter

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 1d

Important news for my fellow staunch #3A boosters. Our time has come!

Peel @rhpeel.bsky.social · 1d

cc @epicciuto.bsky.social

Tweet about the third amendment allowing businesses to refuse to grant ICE access to bathrooms

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Also: St Denzel

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

You wouldn't know her, she goes to another school

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Yes, but it's been quite a while.

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

The best thing Stalin did is this meme actually

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