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@ej23.bsky.social

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Taco truck enthusiast. The skeets are bad but I'm trying to do better (no I'm not)

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 9h

Those are threats, like a horses head on your pillow

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 13h

That's not a hug it's a strangulation attempt

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 13h

Who?

Pabst Blue Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 1d

The law further specified it be a "major artery"

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 13h

They literally want you dead

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 13h

Upside is they're not gonna try to collect

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 14h

I prefer High Intensity Training cake tbh

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 14h

Michael Jordan fuck them air traffic controllers dot jpeg

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 16h

#AllAmendmentsMatter

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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 18h

Important news for my fellow staunch #3A boosters. Our time has come!

Peel @rhpeel.bsky.social · 18h

cc @epicciuto.bsky.social

Tweet about the third amendment allowing businesses to refuse to grant ICE access to bathrooms

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 16h

Also: St Denzel

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 16h

You wouldn't know her, she goes to another school

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 16h

Yes, but it's been quite a while.

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 17h

The best thing Stalin did is this meme actually

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 17h

Usually just a small plain latte, sometimes I like the chai tea though if I want an inordinate amount of sugar.

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Your mom will see.

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

a man with a mustache is sweating and says i 'm in my prime

ALT: a man with a mustache is sweating and says i 'm in my prime

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Truly a great injustice

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Now I have to walk 3 blocks what the fuck

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

They closed the closest Starbucks to my office which might be reason for war

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Molly (Mollypocalypse Edition) @mollymollz.bsky.social · 1d

I'm not saying Portland is a warzone, but once I did get a blueberry scone when I obviously ordered a raspberry one.

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

The hero we deserve AND the hero we need

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

He dances after!

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 4d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Ok I didn't listen to it because his voice triggers rage but I read the subtitles and "explosions in the background"? Gtfo

ej @ej23.bsky.social · 1d

Listen I didn't "leave" Portland but it's not accidental my house is within 5 blocks of official city limits.

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