Eric
@ejmaron.bsky.social
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Sens, Phillies, Packers; Denver based; UAW; The Village Homosexual He/Him
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When people ask me what it's like being a fan of the Ottawa Senators
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That makes up for his terrible drunken attempt to sing "All The Small Things" during his parade speech
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You were right, though
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baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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No one will defame it as much as Rob Thompson did
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I have it on good authority that this is Absolute Cinema
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Just saw an IG reel (foobooz) from today’s Scrapple carving contest at Reading Terminal Market. I think you all need to see it too.
Gritty carved out of scrapple
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Congrats on the fame, dude
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"Everything before the word 'but' is meaningless" is supposed to be a normative statement, my guy. You're not actually supposed to write gobbledegook before it
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what is glaringly obvious is when a man gets frothing mad because a woman’s moral clarity exposes his own sniveling cowardice and prejudice
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like no offense but tons of seemingly well intentioned people have used Gaza as a substitute for a personality the last few years and it should be glaringly obviously to everyone.

signed - a guy who has been advocating for a ceasefire and hostage deal since basically October 10 2023
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Can't win city wide. But you will get to be Governor
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That's what They want you to think
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The whole thing comes from "Remeber some guys" and the conciet is to remember people you'd forgotten about. How do you forget the "Who Wants A Mustache Ride" shirt?
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I think single great moments can elevate Guys into Legends even if their performance doesn't otherwise warrant it. Like Billy Ripken having "Fuck Face" written on his bat for one of his cards
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Took a break from the Supreme Court's ongoing horrorshow to focus on what really matters: how funny it is for a federal judge to decide, as a matter of law, that Drake lost the Kendrick Lamar beef
Federal Judge Declares Kendrick Lamar’s “Not Like Us” Too Awesome to Be Defamatory
Apparently, Drake decided that losing in the court of public opinion was not humiliating enough.
ballsandstrikes.substack.com
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every time you remember it still happened
Phillie Phanatic faceplanting into the outfield grass
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Oh, Alex. You are no Patrick Roy
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Not sure what they could teach him, tbh. He would have had to teach them
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Don't discount the intelligence of his linemates
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Zach Sanford? The guy who stole Lassi Thompson's only NHL goal?
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The Spartacatic Method
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cc: @davidjroth.bsky.social I believe this is your area of expertise