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Sens, Phillies, Packers; Denver based; UAW; The Village Homosexual

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When people ask me what it's like being a fan of the Ottawa Senators
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The deal was: they demagogue about “illegal aliens,” they militarize the border, they deport people who get reported by their bosses… but they don’t actually go looking for undocumented workers at farms, in kitchens, or on job sites. It was there to discipline labor, not create a shortage of it.
February 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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Roses are red
Vice is inherent
February 15, 2026 at 3:11 AM
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February 15, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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i can’t stop laughing
February 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Yeah, but if he's done it multiple times, he wasn't exactly lying when he said he didn't do it once
it's even funnier bc the Canadian 100% did the thing the Swede was accusing him of bsky.app/profile/suss...
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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fuck jake tapper, btw
February 15, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Soggy hurt again?
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014
February 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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The American right does not defend slavery because progressives say it was bad. They defend slavery because racial hierarchy has been an important and increasingly explicit component of their ideology for 70 years. Read a fucking book.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Bl@ck Ph1lip dropping his new mixtape, "Delicious Life Vol. 4: SANDWITCHES"
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
They should allow fighting in curling
Here are postgame quotes from Nik Edin.

Who talks about what happened in the game against Canada tonight.

Some really solid points made by Edin here, specifically relating to rule enforcement. Which we know is an issue in curling.
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Gonna break my policy of not linking to the NY Post to make sure you are all aware of this important nature fact
Female lice grow penises, demand 70 hours of sex: study
In an international head-scratcher of a development, female bark lice — the tree-feeding branch of the itchy insect family — are engaged in what scientists are dubbing a penis-growing arms race. Fe…
nypost.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!

Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Gabriella Durante makes a spectacular stick save on Abbey Murphy to keep it a 1 goal game
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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i will fulfill my obligations today
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Congressman Jim McGovern, longtime advocate of normalization between the US and Cuba, today introduced a bill in the House to officially repeal all of the legal pretext for the American blockade on Cuba.
Press Releases | Congressman Jim McGovern
mcgovern.house.gov
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Elite photo of Timmy celebrating one of his goals today
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Today is the birthdays of both Gromit and Abe Lincoln. Name a better duo to share a birthday
everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's too bad the Louvre stopped posting
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM