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Sens, Phillies, Packers; Denver based; UAW; The Village Homosexual

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When people ask me what it's like being a fan of the Ottawa Senators
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Soggy hurt again?
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the nation of Swedens actual social media account in 2014
February 14, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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The American right does not defend slavery because progressives say it was bad. They defend slavery because racial hierarchy has been an important and increasingly explicit component of their ideology for 70 years. Read a fucking book.
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
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Bl@ck Ph1lip dropping his new mixtape, "Delicious Life Vol. 4: SANDWITCHES"
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
They should allow fighting in curling
Here are postgame quotes from Nik Edin.

Who talks about what happened in the game against Canada tonight.

Some really solid points made by Edin here, specifically relating to rule enforcement. Which we know is an issue in curling.
February 14, 2026 at 4:29 AM
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Gonna break my policy of not linking to the NY Post to make sure you are all aware of this important nature fact
Female lice grow penises, demand 70 hours of sex: study
In an international head-scratcher of a development, female bark lice — the tree-feeding branch of the itchy insect family — are engaged in what scientists are dubbing a penis-growing arms race. Fe…
nypost.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:03 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 12:30 AM
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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!

Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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Gabriella Durante makes a spectacular stick save on Abbey Murphy to keep it a 1 goal game
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 PM
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i will fulfill my obligations today
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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Congressman Jim McGovern, longtime advocate of normalization between the US and Cuba, today introduced a bill in the House to officially repeal all of the legal pretext for the American blockade on Cuba.
Press Releases | Congressman Jim McGovern
mcgovern.house.gov
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
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Elite photo of Timmy celebrating one of his goals today
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Today is the birthdays of both Gromit and Abe Lincoln. Name a better duo to share a birthday
everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT
February 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
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the most anti-LGBT+ government since Thatcher is also the government with the most links to paedophiles since Thatcher. what an odd coincidence that requires no further thought or inspection
February 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It's too bad the Louvre stopped posting
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 PM
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January 21, 2026 at 5:48 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site
February 12, 2026 at 5:53 AM
That's fine. That's the part that has listeria anyway
Salad Suppliers Pledge To Continue Including Just Enough In Bag That Some Will Go Bad If You’re Single https://theonion.com/salad-suppliers-pledge-to-continue-including-just-enoug-1819579707/
February 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Reposting with alt text but also see the post I link below.

Having met this man and also having spent a short period of time with him against my will (job related), I will genuinely pour myself a glass of wine when his irrelevant, nasty, racist, obnoxious ass dies. He is worthless as a person.
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
"I am not paranoid at all, however, about the Gentile billionaire class. I do not consider this to be antisemitic"
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM