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Sens, Phillies, Packers; Denver based; UAW; The Village Homosexual

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When people ask me what it's like being a fan of the Ottawa Senators
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I made a roasted duck with Chinese five spice powder and star anise, ginger, garlic, and scallions in the arse. So good. Yum.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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…😤😤😤

Well. It’s time. I’ve put this off long enough. Its been a rough year and you all have earned this thread. And Yes. I SAID THREAD.

B E H O L D :

“Y’ALL COME EAT: Thanksgiving Dinner Bombardment Ver. Pt.1: Better Plate Than Never!” ❤️🙂👍🏾
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Scrooged
Okay, okay. Time for some real holiday cheer.

A Christmas Carol (1984)
The classic tale of Ebenezer Scrooge, haunted by three ghosts before Christmas Day.
George C. Scott is still a powerful force, and makes this TV movie an all timer.
Who's seen this one? Or what's your definitive Christmas Carol?
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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This is a kink.

I'm speaking as an *expert*

This is 100% a sexual kink.
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Can't believe Dutch isn't streaming anywhere today
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Clue is a Thanksgiving movie. Discuss
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sick Wicks
November 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
They really like driving the Hell's Bells riff into the fucking ground, eh?
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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To me, this is the great American movie
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
PARSONS!!
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Maybe you should have signed Jameis Winston, Lions
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Nice
November 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I mean. Someone from Detroit should be hallowed to go to the game one of these days. This is their best chance
Not against Jack White getting the Super Bowl half
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I find it genuinely confusing how anybody who regularly watches sports can be confused at just how much of the voting population is driven by conspiracy theories and quack science when roughly half of all sports fans sincerely believe leagues actively screw over/reward any market they operate in
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I, uh... I mean. FUCK YEAH!!!
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Someone should create a jrlind bot. But it only reposts his tweets around Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I'm gonna become an extreme pedant about putting one's hand over the heart during the national anthem. This is a recent trend I fear is going to become expectation if it's not mocked
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ah fuck, we're being subjected to Tom Brady?
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Thankful to my Bluesky feed for giving me these two posts from @mamavitelli.bsky.social and @baronduki.bsky.social back to back
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Yeah, trying to keep track of a teenager's porn habits will do that to you
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
That puck is between the tops of Ullmark's pads on the overheard
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM