Nick Rheinwald-Jones
@spybrunch.com
Immersive entertainment producer (Spy Brunch LLC). My dog thinks I'm awesome and my cat thinks I'm average.
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![A classic tweet from @kennykeil
[Bluto subtweeting after getting his ass whooped]
I don't know who needs to hear this but spinach isn't a personality](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dwqmtoy5uzacqe3bt5ib44oo/bafkreidsxaapkreaeus7oqavtvgeqb6u6jnd57gcutdxtcw4mgluiszimi@jpeg)
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When your anti-leftist campaign fails hard 👀
Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
When your anti-leftist campaign fails hard 👀
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oh that’s why she lost
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
oh that’s why she lost
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MacKenzie Scott has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.
February 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
MacKenzie Scott has the chance to do the funniest thing right now.
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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what in the entire FUCK, Lizzo?
February 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
what in the entire FUCK, Lizzo?
🎵 In a pig country
Pigs stay with you
They don’t get a hotel
That’s just what pigs do
Pigs stay with you
They don’t get a hotel
That’s just what pigs do
February 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
🎵 In a pig country
Pigs stay with you
They don’t get a hotel
That’s just what pigs do
Pigs stay with you
They don’t get a hotel
That’s just what pigs do
If they didn’t say pew pew pew, an acquittal you must pursue
Agent: These guys were all threatening us yesterday with hand guns.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
...
Agent: *Hand* guns, like threatening to shoot us.
Reporter: You mean like with hand symbols?
A: Pulling them out, trying to engage us.
R: Pulling out literal guns?
A: No. Making... assuming we were going to do something.
February 3, 2026 at 3:53 PM
If they didn’t say pew pew pew, an acquittal you must pursue
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Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it
Early 2000s TV was largely about this lady being a guest star who was somehow in danger
February 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Early 2000s TV was largely about this lady being a guest star who was somehow in danger
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
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Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
December 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
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i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
September 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer
computer was the only thing i liked
computer was the only thing i liked
Finding Ratner in the Epstein files is like finding peanut butter in a jar of peanut butter
Melania director Brett Ratner was pictured cozying up to Jeffrey Epstein in newly released photos published by the Department of Justice.
Melania ‘Doc’ Director Found in Creepy Epstein Files Photos
Brett Ratner, who was accused of sexual misconduct by six women in 2017, was photographed with the late sex trafficker.
trib.al
January 31, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Finding Ratner in the Epstein files is like finding peanut butter in a jar of peanut butter
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Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Whether it's a Hillary Clinton staffer asking John Podesta how to make risotto or Elon Musk asking Jeffrey Epstein where he could find a party featuring child sex slaves, there's plenty of embarrassing emails on both sides.
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The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
January 31, 2026 at 9:20 AM
The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it
I grew up mostly knowing Catherine O’Hara from Beetlejuice and Home Alone, both great roles but a teeny fraction of her capabilities. As I got older I just kept being stunned at what she could do. Felt premature to think of her as a legend because she never seemed close to running out of gas.
January 30, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I grew up mostly knowing Catherine O’Hara from Beetlejuice and Home Alone, both great roles but a teeny fraction of her capabilities. As I got older I just kept being stunned at what she could do. Felt premature to think of her as a legend because she never seemed close to running out of gas.
It being special circumstances and all, the Democrats are going to knock a hundred bucks off that TruCoat.
January 30, 2026 at 3:10 PM
It being special circumstances and all, the Democrats are going to knock a hundred bucks off that TruCoat.
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I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
January 28, 2026 at 11:05 PM
I am introducing the Cut It Out And This Time I Really Mean It bill. It provides an additional $57 billion to the murder goons but they will agree to wear business casual Monday through Thursday and if they do any murders they have to put a dollar in this jar.
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my entire adult life, dem leadership class snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, endlessly; getting mugged then running after the bully saying "hey you missed this 5 dollar bill."
I'd call them clowns but that would be insulting to clowns. Jeebus I'm sick of their weak, cowardly uselessness.
I'd call them clowns but that would be insulting to clowns. Jeebus I'm sick of their weak, cowardly uselessness.
January 30, 2026 at 5:32 AM
my entire adult life, dem leadership class snatching defeat from the jaws of victory, endlessly; getting mugged then running after the bully saying "hey you missed this 5 dollar bill."
I'd call them clowns but that would be insulting to clowns. Jeebus I'm sick of their weak, cowardly uselessness.
I'd call them clowns but that would be insulting to clowns. Jeebus I'm sick of their weak, cowardly uselessness.
What we call law enforcement in America is simply a network of street gangs who have various alliances and feuds with other gangs.
January 30, 2026 at 1:52 AM
What we call law enforcement in America is simply a network of street gangs who have various alliances and feuds with other gangs.
Democrats getting tough on ICE
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Democrats getting tough on ICE