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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 2h

"PLAY THE COCKADOODIE PIANO, SCHROEDER!"

Lucy and Schroeder from The Peanuts reenact *the* scene from Misery

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cyclopsboi.bsky.social @cyclopsboi.bsky.social · Jun 2

are you familiar with the joys of midwest shakespeare?
www.youtube.com/shorts/Y10_6...

Vicious Shakespearean Insults from a Midwestern Mom (pt. 3)

YouTube video by Reba Buhr

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 4h

Welp, that’s the season.

Plankton wearing a Phillies hat and bomb belt with the caption goodbye everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy.

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 4h

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.

There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.

What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.

It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 4h

It worked, @coldchef.bsky.social!

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 4h

Like, I wasn’t ready to stop watching this team but I am VERY ready to stop watching this series.

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 4h

Well, I would have liked the postseason to last longer for the players’ sakes, but if I’m honest, it’s too stressful for me. These guys were so fun to watch for six months, and I don’t have an unkind thing to say about them.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 4h

welp

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The Onion @theonion.com · 9h

Dolly Parton Shares Video Confirming Sister A Shit-Stirring Bitch https://theonion.com/dolly-parton-shares-video-confirming-sister-a-shit-stirring-bitch/

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 11h

Chris 🎃 DevPods.gg gamedev community @chrisdeleon.bsky.social · 1d

Portland protestor frog costume: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge pepper balls?

Morpheus from Matrix movie: No, Frog. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.

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🎃 Justin BOOber 🎃 @jww.wtf · 1d

I love Papi so much. Hall of Famer for baseball and hating.

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Eamon Daly @eamondaly.bsky.social · 11h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 13h

I like the blue steel look you’re giving us

so to speak

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 13h

basically!

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 14h

I can neither confirm nor deny that this was partially a griph trap

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 14h

@thelouvreof.bsky.social for your consideration

A screencap of a post from Jill Blake that reads, "the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa" above a luminous pic of Ingrid Bergman as Ilsa in Casablanca.

Super helpful reply from a redacted user reads, “Funny, but wife, not girlfriend. Hence, the dilemma.“

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 14h

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

An image of Lady Dimitrescu from the resident evil games. She is extraordinarily tall, smiling down at the camera, wearing a long cream-colored gown that’s filthy at the bottom. The dress has a tight corset with pleats, and she’s wearing an elegant wide-brimmed hat.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 15h

Starting a secret brothel, I assume

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 15h

It belongs in a museum

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 15h

omg @crickwooder.bsky.social @sweetbabette.bsky.social

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 1d

And the Philadelphia Phillies

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

The good news is that replacing the accessories isn’t a million dollars. I picked up 🍎 usb c earbuds on bezozan for like $15.

Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

aaaahahahahahaha this is the best desperation mode ever

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

That is exactly what I had!

Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 1d

It took forever for mine, too!

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