Beast of Bourbon 🥃
@jenleepa.bsky.social
Hot philosopher diplomat
our turkey has panties
November 27, 2025 at 10:53 PM
our turkey has panties
me just now: man, that demi gorgon is ripped, lol
G: … daddy gorgon
G: … daddy gorgon
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
me just now: man, that demi gorgon is ripped, lol
G: … daddy gorgon
G: … daddy gorgon
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Nostalgia is just your past, politely lying to you.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Nostalgia is just your past, politely lying to you.
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My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My public service announcement for today is that America’s Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
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I love giving advice. It’s a chance to solve someone else’s problem with a solution I would never use myself.
November 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I love giving advice. It’s a chance to solve someone else’s problem with a solution I would never use myself.
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Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
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Kirbussy
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Kirbussy
the rich must be destroyed
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the rich must be destroyed
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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happy whatever the fuck day it is
November 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy whatever the fuck day it is
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Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you, Charlie Brown?
Wanna know how I got these scars, Charlie Brown?
What’s The Most You Ever Lost In A Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you, Charlie Brown?
I was working for my mom and was terrible at writing RFP responses. Did some tech writing, but then got a job writing RFP responses, and then I got good at writing RFP responses, and now I write RFP responses plus other stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I was working for my mom and was terrible at writing RFP responses. Did some tech writing, but then got a job writing RFP responses, and then I got good at writing RFP responses, and now I write RFP responses plus other stuff.
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN IS NOT ON STREAMING WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING FUCK
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN IS NOT ON STREAMING WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING FUCK
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The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
Google denies ‘misleading’ reports of Gmail using your emails to train AI
Google says “we do not use your Gmail content for training our Gemini AI model.”
www.theverge.com
November 22, 2025 at 8:58 AM
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.
www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
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Go Birds
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Go Birds
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Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you, Charlie Brown?
Wanna know how I got these scars, Charlie Brown?
What’s The Most You Ever Lost In A Coin Toss, Charlie Brown?
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Now then, tell me. What did Miggs say to you, Charlie Brown?
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
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“If we combed that sheep, we could do math with it”
yeah ok but how does that make a sweater
yeah ok but how does that make a sweater
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 PM
“If we combed that sheep, we could do math with it”
yeah ok but how does that make a sweater
yeah ok but how does that make a sweater
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apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
November 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy
It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you're dead
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you're dead
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you're dead
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her
Wrong move, you're dead
That girl is poison
Never trust a big butt and a smile
lmao she is literally angela chase 30 years later
November 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
lmao she is literally angela chase 30 years later