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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 5h

And the Philadelphia Phillies

Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 6h

The good news is that replacing the accessories isn’t a million dollars. I picked up 🍎 usb c earbuds on bezozan for like $15.

Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 6h

aaaahahahahahaha this is the best desperation mode ever

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 6h

That is exactly what I had!

Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 6h

It took forever for mine, too!

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 6h

“The Phillies are in desperation mode”

MOTHERFUCKER WE ARE UP TWO—WAIT, NOPE, THREE—SAY MORE ABOUT THIS
✌️DESPERATION MODE✌️

jfc what a dipshit

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 6h

Girl. You know my whole System with my ear buds. I upgraded to a 17 last week, and in an instant they were all obsolete. 😭

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 7h

455!!!!

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 11h

Be the sort of person where even the rumor of your demise sparks a global depressive spiral and not the Ewok celebration from Return of the Jedi

PBS News @pbsnews.org · 13h

“There are just a lot of rumors flying around. But I figured if you heard it from me, you’d know that I was okay,” Dolly Parton said in a new two-minute video posted on Instagram. “I’m not ready to die yet. I don’t think God is through with me. And I ain’t done working.” https://to.pbs.org/4hc1DXB

'I'm not dying': Dolly Parton responds to concerns about her health

Late last month Parton postponed her first Las Vegas residency in 32 years, citing “health challenges.”

www.pbs.org

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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 9h

ready for another Phillies game

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 12h

This new comic from @theoatmeal.bsky.social about AI “art” is exactly what I needed to read today. I hope you’ll read it, too.

theoatmeal.com/comics/ai_art

A cartoonist's review of AI art - The Oatmeal

This is a comic about AI art.

theoatmeal.com

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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 1d

A four panel comic of Calvin’s Dad talking to Calvin.
Panel 1: All bands and musical acts can be classified as either Joy Division or New Order

Panel 2: Nirvana? Joy Division
The Strokes? New Order
Charli XCX? Joy Division
Taylor Swift? New Order

Panel 3: here's the thing... New Order? Joy Division, then New Order

Panel 4: Calvin lies awake in bed, looking completely confused

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good hyuck, babe! @markpopham.bsky.social · 1d

If I hear a single fucking person talking about how we need to line up behind this shitheads inevitable candidacy I'm going to lost it

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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lacey @byelacey.bsky.social · Jun 25

is this anything

sickos meme re-done with mac, paws on a window barking. he has a collar with a bone nametag that says "sickos" and he's saying "ROO... BOOWOO WOO... ROO!"

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

October is the cruelest month

Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

STEF I STARTED READING BSKY AND THEN IT GOT BETTER SO I AM NOT LOOKING AT ANYTHINB OTHER THAN BSKY

IM NOT DUMB(ISH)

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

It’s the hope that kills ya

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

jfc this fucking team #phillies

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

I am dizzy with nostalgia

Screencap of a meme. Text by HorrorMamaAl reads, “Might I interest you in a grilled cheese on a granny plate in these trying times?”

Picture is of a grilled cheese served on a plate with the iconic pattern that everyone’s grandma had in the 70s. It’s the one with the caramel-colored floral-ish designs around the rim.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

This is the rapture liberals want.

Deadward Sung @edwardsung.bsky.social · 2d

Times like this I wish I had a decent camera to do justice to what I'm seeing. It's really something to see a Mass Ascension at the Balloon Fiesta on a nice morning.

Mass Ascension at the Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta. Dozens of hot air balloons rising into the sky, as seen from Tramway Road.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 2d

@sweetbabette.bsky.social marvelous timeline synchronicity! 😂

Screencap of a post from Sweetbabette that reads, “Go Phils! I love you please don't hurt me” followed by a post from Sondheim Lyrics that reads, “Loving you is why I do the things I do.”

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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 2d

Some folk: "THERE ARE ONLY EVER TWO SEXES OR GENDERS OR PRONOUNS OR WHATEVER I'M UNCLEAR ON ALL THESE TERMS BUT MY POINT IS THERE ARE *TWO* AND YOU CAN ONLY BE ONE OR THE OTHER".

The natural world: "LOL cute, hey new spider, catch".

Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 3d

"The species is named after Inazuma, a character from the Japanese manga ‘One Piece,’ known for the ability to change sex between male and female"

Half Male-Half Female Spider Discovered In Thailand Is New To Science

Not only is this species new to science, but this remarkable individual is the first record of a rare biological phenomenon in this previously unknown species.

www.forbes.com

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BitterOldPunk @bitteroldpunk.bsky.social · 3d

Words mean exactly what the people using them want them to mean in that moment, despite what we wish were true, and the history of language is just irritated lexicographers coping with the implications of that unfortunate fact

Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 4d

Other than the word “literally,” what’s the word people constantly misuse that figuratively drives you crazy?

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 4d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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Beast of Booorbon 👻 @jenleepa.bsky.social · 3d

but but but he’s good at social media 🤡

-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❆ ☃︎︎ ❆ @moxiest.art · Aug 17

while smiling!

Gavin Newsom literally dressed up in his best Bad Boy™️ attire, invited the press, and smiled as he destroyed everything these constituents had in the world.

Gavin Newsom is not a bad candidate;

Gavin Newsom is truly, at his core, a bad and despicable human being.

A photo of Gavin Newsom at the press conference dressed in a tight black v cut t-shirt, black aviators, and a black cap, smiling as he answers questions

A photo of Gavin Newsom destroying an encampment of unhoused constituents

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