Deadward Sung
@edwardsung.bsky.social
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If it weren't for low-hanging fruit, I'd be a starving man.
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mightyken.bsky.social
Obligatory Balloon Fiesta photo
#BalloonFiesta
#Albuquerque
#Photography
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zunguzungu.bsky.social
Dolly Parton called a press conference to clarify formally that no weapon formed against her will prosper
edwardsung.bsky.social
Just give him a little 24k gold plated trophy with “PEACE” etched onto it. He won’t know the difference and maybe he’ll finally shut up about it.
edwardsung.bsky.social
I wonder if another Frank Herbert book, The Dosadi Experiment, would qualify? (Strong Dune vibes at any rate!)
edwardsung.bsky.social
I can't describe it either but I think I know what you mean. When I hear it it immediately brings me back to that era.
edwardsung.bsky.social
Had something going mister in this world
edwardsung.bsky.social
Don’t knock it til you try it!
edwardsung.bsky.social
This is pretty tame, but my favorite hot drink as a kid was hot water mixed with shitloads of powdered non-dairy creamer. Cold drink: Strawberry Quik with 7-Up.
faineg.bsky.social
What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?
edwardsung.bsky.social
Why do we not get these stories on The Dodo, it’s just “duck and pig are besties”
faineg.bsky.social
i have met a number of pigs, including pigs i later went on to eat (we have small farmers in our family) and quite frankly, getting to know pigs has made me feel even less bad about eating them

they would 100% eat us if given the chance
edwardsung.bsky.social
What about those “Am Evening With” type events where it’s just a guest and host chatting on stage? I suppose it’s not the same as an in-studio podcast (more like a live show) but mostly they’re just two people sitting and talking into mics.
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histoftech.bsky.social
Never forget that Dolly Parton gave a million bucks for covid research at the *very start* of the pandemic—including money that helped fund the development of the Moderna vaccine.
edwardsung.bsky.social
Sans cruelty or grossness, lazy shitposting is all I wanted genAI for!
edwardsung.bsky.social
Fuck...I need to go outside, this place is producing nothing but despair today
yasharali.bsky.social
Dolly Parton’s sister, Freida Parton, is asking for people to pray for her sister’s health.
Verified Facebook post by Freida Parton. The caption reads:

“Last night, I was up all night praying for my sister, Dolly. Many of you know she hasn’t been feeling her best lately. I truly believe in the power of prayer, and I have been lead to ask all of the world that loves her to be prayer warriors and pray with me. She’s strong, she’s loved, and with all the prayers being lifted for her, I know in my heart she’s going to be just fine. Godspeed, my sissy Dolly. We all love you! ❤️”

Below the caption is a photo of Dolly Parton standing outdoors in front of lush green ivy, hands clasped in prayer, wearing a shiny silver outfit with lace-trimmed sleeves, her signature blonde hair styled in soft curls, looking upward serenely.
edwardsung.bsky.social
Great, now I have to put on pants and get gyros
edwardsung.bsky.social
I've never had British salad cream, but isn't it more or less just mayo?
edwardsung.bsky.social
I love deep dish, but it's really more like a casserole