Eric
@ejmaron.bsky.social
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Sens, Phillies, Packers; Denver based; UAW; The Village Homosexual He/Him
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When people ask me what it's like being a fan of the Ottawa Senators
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Dare him to come get you himself
ejmaron.bsky.social
It was already the Philadelphia Museum O' fArt
ejmaron.bsky.social
- And the rest of you eggheads get to work on thinking up a new name. I don't know, something along the lines of, say, 'Philadelphia Art Museum'. Only more proactive!

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- So, Philadelphia Art Museum okay with everybody?
ejmaron.bsky.social
Is this about him making fun of the way SCC justices dress?
ejmaron.bsky.social
Motion to rename scoring 3 goals but one is into an empty net a cheap trick
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Yeah. It's called Fight And!
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trustedreveler.bsky.social
LA: we will fight you.

Chicago: we will fight you.

PDX: we will make you endure week after week of of improv theater.
ejmaron.bsky.social
It might benefit Bibi to extend military action as long as possible to keep a motion of no confidence from coming up. But that doesn't necessitate resorting to outright genocide
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I see you're in complete shock as well

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ejmaron.bsky.social
Codi Ceci taking himself way out of position? Codi Ceci a dash two before the end of the second period? Well, now I've seen everything
ejmaron.bsky.social
So, the Kings home penalty box attendant looks like Judah from Bojack Horseman, except his beard is salt and pepper colored
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*searches and seizure
ejmaron.bsky.social
Codi Ceci taking himself way out of position? Codi Ceci a dash two before the end of the second period? Well, now I've seen everything
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Yankees fans eyes rolling completely back and turning black, heads tilting backwards at an impossible angle, and their jaws opening and opening horribly like a shark's as they all emit the PC Richard Whistle Sound as one.
ejmaron.bsky.social
Good. Calling an instigator for starting a fight after a clean hit should discourage that shit
ejmaron.bsky.social
Man never should have gotten out of West Virginia alive
ejmaron.bsky.social
Lol. The Rangers got shutout by a guy with 19 career games, a 3.13 GAA, and a .880 sv% coming in
ejmaron.bsky.social
Never understood why people look to the British for cooking advice
ejmaron.bsky.social
I hope Toronto ends up with another crackhead mayor and the army refuses to come dig the city out when you actually need it and the place starts looking like Stalingrad
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Fuck you, Blue Jays
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Even the blood got cleaned up
ejmaron.bsky.social
Which is why Bram Stoker's Dracula was severely under appreciated
ejmaron.bsky.social
I welcome the savory taste of death