Ella Frænka
@ellafraenka.bsky.social
1.9K followers 460 following 2.9K posts
She/her, cis, het. Aunty Ella, it's the best job in the world. 1 husband, 5 cats, lots of niblings. Knitter and watcher of K-dramas. Went back to University and am working on my BA in English, and did Korean classes just for fun (안녕하세요 🫰🏻)
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
Pinned
ellafraenka.bsky.social
I really should pin a post about how I ruthlessly block anyone I get a weird vibe from. Like, Elon Musk and Keanu Reeves have both made like 3 different accounts so they can follow me because I keep blocking them.

I'm a nobody don't follow me me unless there's a good reason to.
ellafraenka.bsky.social
Day 12. Travel.

On Friday my teacher suggested going to Disney in California... I declined. The US is not a place I would like to travel to at the moment. Disney in Paris, that's another story. Not for Disney, but you know, Paris... I have it in good authority they've got yarn there 😉
ellafraenka.bsky.social
I don't think
An aquarium is for us
Let alone one with a #piranha.

The cats might
Try to go
Fishing
With disastrous
Results!

#vss365
thedevilstuna.bsky.social
Morning my friends it's day 12 & we're close to the final stop on our musical mystery tour.

Our word is inspired by a band who cheered us up with a cheeky reworking of Tom Hark in 1980, today's #vss365 #prompt 12/10/25 is #Piranha .

What's your favourite cover version?
a movie poster for the bad guys shows a tray of food and a bottle of champagne
ALT: a movie poster for the bad guys shows a tray of food and a bottle of champagne
media.tenor.com
ellafraenka.bsky.social
It's just that the procedures have gone so far that they're caricatures by now. And they look unnatural and freakish.

Of course this comes from someone who doesn't even put makeup on, but still.

Looking at actresses 10, or only 5, years ago and now the change is dramatic! For the worse.
ellafraenka.bsky.social
What feeling is she displaying here? It could be anything 🤷🏻‍♂️
A close up of Kim Yoo Ri's face. A Korean woman with long dark hair that is loose on her right side but tucked behind her ear on her left.
ellafraenka.bsky.social
Look at pictures of Kim Yoo Ri and you'll see what I mean. This isn't just make up, this is a face that barely moves other than her eyes and a very limited movement of her mouth. Her skin is freakishly smooth. In the drama she looks the same being tough, scared, or loving 🙄
ellafraenka.bsky.social
I'm re-watching the #Kdrama #Numbers and it feels like 1/3rd of the actresses have faces that are immobile except for their eyes and barely mouth. K-beauty and plastic surgery is definitely a thing, but it really feels over the top. Makes me wonder where they'll be in 20 years. And how they'll look.
Reposted by Ella Frænka
Reposted by Ella Frænka
lyse.bsky.social
Sometimes the gods have no taste at all. They allow sunrises and sunsets in ridiculous pink and blue hues that any professional artist would dismiss as the work of some enthusiastic amateur who’d never looked at a real sunset.

- Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
Reposted by Ella Frænka
tomgauld.bsky.social
My cartoon for the books page in this week’s @theguardian.com
Title: Where writers really get their ideas.

A writer, holding a note in his outstretched hand approaches a cart in the park. The front of the cart reads 'Fresh ideas' and a colourful umbrella shades the server who is reaching deep into the body of the cart (much as an ice-cream vendor might) and saying:
 "I'm all out of mind-blowing concepts and heart-rending narratives, but I've got an acerbic observation, an unexpected outcome and a couple of amusing notions."
Reposted by Ella Frænka
lyse.bsky.social
Knowing the time of your death is one of those strange bonuses that comes with being a true magic user. And, on the whole, it is a bonus.

Many a wizard has passed away happily drinking the last of his wine cellar and incidentally owing very large sums of money.

- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
Reposted by Ella Frænka
lyse.bsky.social
The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was place the blame.

- Terry Pratchett, Last Continent
Reposted by Ella Frænka
lyse.bsky.social
Brutha had never been any good at lying. The truth itself had always seemed so incomprehensible that complicating things even further had always been beyond him.

- Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
ellafraenka.bsky.social
I'm a sick wielding witch... Add some string and magic happens 😉
Reposted by Ella Frænka
lyse.bsky.social
Like most people with no grasp whatsoever of real economics, Mustrum Ridcully equated 'proper financial control' with the counting of paperclips.

- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather
ellafraenka.bsky.social
Would it be possible to make the cat image on the right (with the vibrant orange and yellow colors) available as a digital download via ko-fi.com? With payment of course.
ellafraenka.bsky.social
As the cats
Mainly stay at home
Except for the odd
Visit to the vet
A garment,
Such as a #raincoat,
Is not in high demand.
No garment really is,
Except for my personal
Enjoyment 😉

#vss365
thedevilstuna.bsky.social
We head into the final few stops on our musical mystery tour, it's day 11 just 4 more days to enjoy (or endure 🤣)

Today's inspiration is from post-punk pioneers who served up the wonderful Odyshape LP, today's #vss365 #prompt 11/10/25 is #raincoat

What's your favourite album?
ellafraenka.bsky.social
The teenagers
Approach life
With a certain
#verve
That the
Older two
Lack.

It's understandable
Being old
And arthritic
Takes its
Toll.

#vss365

Catching up since I didn't post yesterday.
thedevilstuna.bsky.social
Enjoying our musical mystery tour writers/authors/poets? It's day 10, two thirds of the way through!

We're sticking with the 90s, it's a bittersweet symphony this life, yes today's #vss365 #prompt 10/10/25 is #verve.

What's your favourite lyric of all time (tough I know).
a man is walking down a street in front of a kfc chicken restaurant
ALT: a man is walking down a street in front of a kfc chicken restaurant
media.tenor.com
ellafraenka.bsky.social
Do you remove the skins from the chickpeas before blending? It makes for a smoother hummus.
ellafraenka.bsky.social
Day 9. Childhood friend.

I don't have many childhood friends, they're mostly from my teens. And interestingly the two friends I've had the longest relationship with are born only midnight apart. Very different people, very different lives, but both very good friends of mine 🫰🏻
ellafraenka.bsky.social
Ahh, the #libertine
Or as we like to
Call them at my house,
The cats!

They begrudgingly
Accept the fact
That I am indeed the boss,
But barely.

Luckily there is
A second human,
The servant!

No, his name isn't Jeeves.

#vss365
Reposted by Ella Frænka
lyse.bsky.social
Making history, it turned out, was quite easy. It was what got written down. It was as simple as that.

- Terry Pratchett, Jingo