Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
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Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
You needed at least three witches for a coven. Two witches was just an argument.
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
You needed at least three witches for a coven. Two witches was just an argument.
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
The “did you hear that?” “what was that noise” texts have begun
January 30, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The “did you hear that?” “what was that noise” texts have begun
Just reposted something that made me laugh. Then realized the op had like 180k followers. I don’t think I’m showing that to anyone that won’t already see it 🫣🤭
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Just reposted something that made me laugh. Then realized the op had like 180k followers. I don’t think I’m showing that to anyone that won’t already see it 🫣🤭
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excuse me WHAT @jerrified.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
excuse me WHAT @jerrified.bsky.social
A “fringe epidemiologist” is kind and your treating him seriously is collusion.
Dr. Jay Bhattacharya, the director of N.I.H., was called a “fringe epidemiologist” during the Covid era. On this episode of “Interesting Times,” he tells Ross Douthat that the elites broke the public’s trust, and now it’s up to outsiders to restore it.
Opinion | A Plan to Restore Trust in Science From a ‘Fringe Epidemiologist’
Jay Bhattacharya, the N.I.H. director, says authorities broke the public’s trust in the Covid era. Now it’s up to outsiders to restore it.
nyti.ms
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
A “fringe epidemiologist” is kind and your treating him seriously is collusion.
I just found out the butter dipped ice cream is a thing and guys … fuck yes I would
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I just found out the butter dipped ice cream is a thing and guys … fuck yes I would
Microsoft earnings exceeded expectations, but because the cloud growth(!) was ENOUGH it’s down over $50 a share
What the fuck
What the fuck
January 29, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Microsoft earnings exceeded expectations, but because the cloud growth(!) was ENOUGH it’s down over $50 a share
What the fuck
What the fuck
How the fuck is he still being allowed to go to “election fraud” as an intimidation/influence method?
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
How the fuck is he still being allowed to go to “election fraud” as an intimidation/influence method?
The unmitigated gall of this regime calling anything ugly when we’ve all seen the White House
BIG SCOOP @heatmap.news: The Trump administration is now going after renewable energy projects on both public and private lands by indefinitely delaying water permits … on grounds that the projects might have bad “aesthetics”
Yes, they’re hurting renewable energy projects by calling them ugly
Yes, they’re hurting renewable energy projects by calling them ugly
The Trump Administration Is Now Delaying Renewable Projects It Thinks Are Ugly
The Army Corps of Engineers is out to protect “the beauty of the Nation’s natural landscape.”
heatmap.news
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The unmitigated gall of this regime calling anything ugly when we’ve all seen the White House
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Jesus weeping and throwing up Christ it's not a goddamned "shadow network" it's NEIGHBORS protecting their NEIGHBORS
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Jesus weeping and throwing up Christ it's not a goddamned "shadow network" it's NEIGHBORS protecting their NEIGHBORS
Well, since he IS a part of the problem this is a conundrum
Border Czar Tom Homan: ‘I’m staying ‘til the problem is gone’ minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/29/h...
Border Czar Tom Homan: ‘I’m staying ‘til the problem is gone’ • Minnesota Reformer
President Donald Trump’s border czar, Tom Homan, cited “sanctuary” policies and the Biden administration’s ineffective border enforcement as the reason for the ongoing massive presence of immigration ...
minnesotareformer.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Well, since he IS a part of the problem this is a conundrum
“Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”
- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
January 29, 2026 at 12:10 PM
“Sin, young man, is when you treat people like things. Including yourself. That’s what sin is.”
- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
- Terry Pratchett, Carpe Jugulum
I don’t know who needs to know this but stovetop dressing can be made in a rice cooker
January 29, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I don’t know who needs to know this but stovetop dressing can be made in a rice cooker
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"I see you sitting high in your penthouse looking down on us. It's locked down, and we can't get in. I hope you're starting to see that with enough of us down here, you can't get out, either. Any fortress can be a prison. All your silks and fine furniture and it's still just an oubliette in the sky"
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 AM
"I see you sitting high in your penthouse looking down on us. It's locked down, and we can't get in. I hope you're starting to see that with enough of us down here, you can't get out, either. Any fortress can be a prison. All your silks and fine furniture and it's still just an oubliette in the sky"
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more like the demoncratic party am i right
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
more like the demoncratic party am i right
Everytime I see Noem cosplaying in her tactical gear I want to scream. Bitch, you never did shit until your Daddy Donnie handed you the fucking office and suddenly you think you’re some bad ass
January 29, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Everytime I see Noem cosplaying in her tactical gear I want to scream. Bitch, you never did shit until your Daddy Donnie handed you the fucking office and suddenly you think you’re some bad ass
Me reporting every reddit ad for AI as “offensive”
January 29, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Me reporting every reddit ad for AI as “offensive”
We had the tv cart in the class to watch. An entire class of sixth graders shocked silent.
Forty years ago, today, the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded in mid air after being launched, killing all 7 crew members; one was a school teacher. It was a sad day for space travel & history.
www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
The Challenger shuttle disaster that killed 7 crew members was 40 years ago. What happened and how they're being remembered.
The diverse 7-member crew included a teacher who was going to teach lessons from space.
www.yahoo.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:17 AM
We had the tv cart in the class to watch. An entire class of sixth graders shocked silent.
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Imagine having the energy to care about what is in the pants of someone you’ll never have sex with
April 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Imagine having the energy to care about what is in the pants of someone you’ll never have sex with
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i shot a man in reno just to watch my account get taken down for a tos violation
January 28, 2026 at 4:04 PM
i shot a man in reno just to watch my account get taken down for a tos violation
I have graham crackers and I have frosting. 😈😈😈
January 28, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I have graham crackers and I have frosting. 😈😈😈
Tabitha! QUIT LICKING PLASTIC
January 28, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Tabitha! QUIT LICKING PLASTIC