Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
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Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
Who the fuck CARES
First lady Melania Trump has a new documentary out, sure to feature others in President Donald Trump's family. How tall are they, including son Barron?
How tall is Melania Trump? Donald Trump's family stands tall in movie
First lady Melania Trump has a new documentary out, sure to feature others in President Donald Trump's family. How tall are they, including son Barron?
bit.ly
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Who the fuck CARES
Lmao. Oh, those sweet innocents
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Lmao. Oh, those sweet innocents
It was never EVER about protecting the victims
For months, DOJ has been sandbagging the Epstein release claiming they were redacting sensitive information and using it as an excuse to delay other document productions, but they just released the files with apparently "thousands" of instances of victim's names and identifying details unredacted.
January 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
It was never EVER about protecting the victims
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we are collectively processing too many shades of grief simultaneously
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
we are collectively processing too many shades of grief simultaneously
Good lord. I have been out of the military 20 years this year (holy fuck). Why am I finding a binder with the correspondence and SSIC manual just chilling under a doom pile on the island?
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Good lord. I have been out of the military 20 years this year (holy fuck). Why am I finding a binder with the correspondence and SSIC manual just chilling under a doom pile on the island?
“DEA Police”
Uhhhhh…..
Uhhhhh…..
Yeah, masked goons doing the president's bidding arresting journalists in the night while kids are in the house accomplished the goal regardless of the legal outcome
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
“DEA Police”
Uhhhhh…..
Uhhhhh…..
“But the U.S. ambassador to Jerusalem, Jack Lew, and his deputy, Stephanie Hallett, blocked the cable from wider distribution within the United States government because they believed it lacked balance…”
LACKED BALANCE?!
LACKED BALANCE?!
Everybody who perpetrated this while covering it up should be in the Hague
www.reuters.com/world/early-...
www.reuters.com/world/early-...
January 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
“But the U.S. ambassador to Jerusalem, Jack Lew, and his deputy, Stephanie Hallett, blocked the cable from wider distribution within the United States government because they believed it lacked balance…”
LACKED BALANCE?!
LACKED BALANCE?!
People: hey, we want the murder factory torn down
Politicians: we hear you and are listening. We pledge to try to reduce the money being taken from schools and safety net programs in order to fund the murder factory.
People: TEAR. IT. DOWN.
Politicians: but we need a murder factory for safety
Politicians: we hear you and are listening. We pledge to try to reduce the money being taken from schools and safety net programs in order to fund the murder factory.
People: TEAR. IT. DOWN.
Politicians: but we need a murder factory for safety
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
People: hey, we want the murder factory torn down
Politicians: we hear you and are listening. We pledge to try to reduce the money being taken from schools and safety net programs in order to fund the murder factory.
People: TEAR. IT. DOWN.
Politicians: but we need a murder factory for safety
Politicians: we hear you and are listening. We pledge to try to reduce the money being taken from schools and safety net programs in order to fund the murder factory.
People: TEAR. IT. DOWN.
Politicians: but we need a murder factory for safety
Maybe they’re just sitting on the info until they can release their book
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Maybe they’re just sitting on the info until they can release their book
It’s not just that flat out evil people are in control that boggles me. It is that they are so fucking incompetent and yet everyone else with even a bit of power throw their hands up in resignation and assists
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It’s not just that flat out evil people are in control that boggles me. It is that they are so fucking incompetent and yet everyone else with even a bit of power throw their hands up in resignation and assists
Seems like a pleasant gentleman. Checked out the reply tab and just….wow. Reported and blocking but wanted to give a warning.
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Seems like a pleasant gentleman. Checked out the reply tab and just….wow. Reported and blocking but wanted to give a warning.
You needed at least three witches for a coven. Two witches was just an argument.
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
You needed at least three witches for a coven. Two witches was just an argument.
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
- Terry Pratchett, Maskerade
The “did you hear that?” “what was that noise” texts have begun
January 30, 2026 at 5:21 AM
The “did you hear that?” “what was that noise” texts have begun
Just reposted something that made me laugh. Then realized the op had like 180k followers. I don’t think I’m showing that to anyone that won’t already see it 🫣🤭
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Just reposted something that made me laugh. Then realized the op had like 180k followers. I don’t think I’m showing that to anyone that won’t already see it 🫣🤭
Reposted by Lyse
excuse me WHAT @jerrified.bsky.social
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 AM
excuse me WHAT @jerrified.bsky.social
A “fringe epidemiologist” is kind and your treating him seriously is collusion.
Dr. Jay Bhattacharya, the director of N.I.H., was called a “fringe epidemiologist” during the Covid era. On this episode of “Interesting Times,” he tells Ross Douthat that the elites broke the public’s trust, and now it’s up to outsiders to restore it.
Opinion | A Plan to Restore Trust in Science From a ‘Fringe Epidemiologist’
Jay Bhattacharya, the N.I.H. director, says authorities broke the public’s trust in the Covid era. Now it’s up to outsiders to restore it.
nyti.ms
January 30, 2026 at 12:04 AM
A “fringe epidemiologist” is kind and your treating him seriously is collusion.
I just found out the butter dipped ice cream is a thing and guys … fuck yes I would
January 29, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I just found out the butter dipped ice cream is a thing and guys … fuck yes I would
Microsoft earnings exceeded expectations, but because the cloud growth(!) was ENOUGH it’s down over $50 a share
What the fuck
What the fuck
January 29, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Microsoft earnings exceeded expectations, but because the cloud growth(!) was ENOUGH it’s down over $50 a share
What the fuck
What the fuck
How the fuck is he still being allowed to go to “election fraud” as an intimidation/influence method?
January 29, 2026 at 8:36 PM
How the fuck is he still being allowed to go to “election fraud” as an intimidation/influence method?
The unmitigated gall of this regime calling anything ugly when we’ve all seen the White House
BIG SCOOP @heatmap.news: The Trump administration is now going after renewable energy projects on both public and private lands by indefinitely delaying water permits … on grounds that the projects might have bad “aesthetics”
Yes, they’re hurting renewable energy projects by calling them ugly
Yes, they’re hurting renewable energy projects by calling them ugly
The Trump Administration Is Now Delaying Renewable Projects It Thinks Are Ugly
The Army Corps of Engineers is out to protect “the beauty of the Nation’s natural landscape.”
heatmap.news
January 29, 2026 at 8:13 PM
The unmitigated gall of this regime calling anything ugly when we’ve all seen the White House
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Jesus weeping and throwing up Christ it's not a goddamned "shadow network" it's NEIGHBORS protecting their NEIGHBORS
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Jesus weeping and throwing up Christ it's not a goddamned "shadow network" it's NEIGHBORS protecting their NEIGHBORS