Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
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Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
I have literally never seen this used for warming and I am over 50
January 31, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I have literally never seen this used for warming and I am over 50
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
Apparently you can buy tablets to clean your water bottles. Can’t you just use denture tablets too?
January 31, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Apparently you can buy tablets to clean your water bottles. Can’t you just use denture tablets too?
There was a reason canopy beds and bed boxes were so popular
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 AM
There was a reason canopy beds and bed boxes were so popular
Shitpost and Sensibility
A Time to Shitpost
In the Name of the Shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Shitpost and Sensibility
Tabi has a soda bottle cap. This is apparently a big issue. She is batting it around the kitchen with stops to stare at me and yowl.
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Tabi has a soda bottle cap. This is apparently a big issue. She is batting it around the kitchen with stops to stare at me and yowl.
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O...M...G... even the pedos think he's a creep.
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
O...M...G... even the pedos think he's a creep.
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A reminder that this is an apex predator who is also a good little sweetums
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 AM
A reminder that this is an apex predator who is also a good little sweetums
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Homer.... No repentance can forgive your sins, Homer.... I told you not to have a cow, man ... What have you done, Homer?
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Homer.... No repentance can forgive your sins, Homer.... I told you not to have a cow, man ... What have you done, Homer?
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I just heard crockpots described as electric cauldrons and I’m not okay now.
September 12, 2023 at 11:06 PM
I just heard crockpots described as electric cauldrons and I’m not okay now.
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I'm crossing my fingers for the slim possibility that everyone hating the melaniamentary makes trump turn on bezos and go after amazon with like anti-trust, investigations, fines, etc
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I'm crossing my fingers for the slim possibility that everyone hating the melaniamentary makes trump turn on bezos and go after amazon with like anti-trust, investigations, fines, etc
Who the fuck CARES
First lady Melania Trump has a new documentary out, sure to feature others in President Donald Trump's family. How tall are they, including son Barron?
How tall is Melania Trump? Donald Trump's family stands tall in movie
First lady Melania Trump has a new documentary out, sure to feature others in President Donald Trump's family. How tall are they, including son Barron?
bit.ly
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Who the fuck CARES
Lmao. Oh, those sweet innocents
January 30, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Lmao. Oh, those sweet innocents
It was never EVER about protecting the victims
For months, DOJ has been sandbagging the Epstein release claiming they were redacting sensitive information and using it as an excuse to delay other document productions, but they just released the files with apparently "thousands" of instances of victim's names and identifying details unredacted.
January 30, 2026 at 9:43 PM
It was never EVER about protecting the victims
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we are collectively processing too many shades of grief simultaneously
January 30, 2026 at 9:31 PM
we are collectively processing too many shades of grief simultaneously
Good lord. I have been out of the military 20 years this year (holy fuck). Why am I finding a binder with the correspondence and SSIC manual just chilling under a doom pile on the island?
January 30, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Good lord. I have been out of the military 20 years this year (holy fuck). Why am I finding a binder with the correspondence and SSIC manual just chilling under a doom pile on the island?
“DEA Police”
Uhhhhh…..
Uhhhhh…..
Yeah, masked goons doing the president's bidding arresting journalists in the night while kids are in the house accomplished the goal regardless of the legal outcome
January 30, 2026 at 9:21 PM
“DEA Police”
Uhhhhh…..
Uhhhhh…..
“But the U.S. ambassador to Jerusalem, Jack Lew, and his deputy, Stephanie Hallett, blocked the cable from wider distribution within the United States government because they believed it lacked balance…”
LACKED BALANCE?!
LACKED BALANCE?!
Everybody who perpetrated this while covering it up should be in the Hague
www.reuters.com/world/early-...
www.reuters.com/world/early-...
January 30, 2026 at 9:10 PM
“But the U.S. ambassador to Jerusalem, Jack Lew, and his deputy, Stephanie Hallett, blocked the cable from wider distribution within the United States government because they believed it lacked balance…”
LACKED BALANCE?!
LACKED BALANCE?!
People: hey, we want the murder factory torn down
Politicians: we hear you and are listening. We pledge to try to reduce the money being taken from schools and safety net programs in order to fund the murder factory.
People: TEAR. IT. DOWN.
Politicians: but we need a murder factory for safety
Politicians: we hear you and are listening. We pledge to try to reduce the money being taken from schools and safety net programs in order to fund the murder factory.
People: TEAR. IT. DOWN.
Politicians: but we need a murder factory for safety
January 30, 2026 at 8:46 PM
People: hey, we want the murder factory torn down
Politicians: we hear you and are listening. We pledge to try to reduce the money being taken from schools and safety net programs in order to fund the murder factory.
People: TEAR. IT. DOWN.
Politicians: but we need a murder factory for safety
Politicians: we hear you and are listening. We pledge to try to reduce the money being taken from schools and safety net programs in order to fund the murder factory.
People: TEAR. IT. DOWN.
Politicians: but we need a murder factory for safety
Maybe they’re just sitting on the info until they can release their book
DOJ has since killed this link. This is what was there:
January 30, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Maybe they’re just sitting on the info until they can release their book
It’s not just that flat out evil people are in control that boggles me. It is that they are so fucking incompetent and yet everyone else with even a bit of power throw their hands up in resignation and assists
January 30, 2026 at 7:35 PM
It’s not just that flat out evil people are in control that boggles me. It is that they are so fucking incompetent and yet everyone else with even a bit of power throw their hands up in resignation and assists
Seems like a pleasant gentleman. Checked out the reply tab and just….wow. Reported and blocking but wanted to give a warning.
January 30, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Seems like a pleasant gentleman. Checked out the reply tab and just….wow. Reported and blocking but wanted to give a warning.