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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃

@lyse.bsky.social

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Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW. Also @[email protected]

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · Feb 21

Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 53m

Omfg - she was a border patrol agent.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 54m

Yeah, that makes sense 🙄

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 59m

She deactivated her account. Adult version of taking her ball and going home

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1h

“Well,you libsdid what the
Border Patrol couldn't do.”

Accountability is such a burden

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Free Łink - Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 6h

I am so tired of explaining to people why they shouldn't generate text or images or video with "AI", why they shouldn't share "AI"-generated content from other people, and why none of this is "inevitable".

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1h

🤤🤤🤤🤤

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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 4h

Jared Leto may have a toxic reputation, he may have a wildly unappealing screen presence, but say what you will, he also can't open a movie either.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 3h

Guys, did I mess up by choosing the ohai server and not the fuckaas?

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 5h

Okay - where’s the downside

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 7h

😍😍🐸

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 8h

Getting ready for work and Tabi is perched like a gargoyle waiting for me to finish so she can curl up in the recliner

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 9h

Like most people with no grasp whatsoever of real economics, Mustrum Ridcully equated 'proper financial control' with the counting of paperclips.

- Terry Pratchett, Hogfather

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 21h

“Unhinged lunatic” is goals

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 21h

@ladytea.bsky.social omg

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 22h

Damn, that was smooth. I’ve been reading all afternoon and didn’t even notice

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 22h

[report]
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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 23h

No, shes a person. Sounds like she ran afoul the devs as well

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 23h

Just learnt that the reason I haven’t seen Gwen Pepperoni around is because she was “suspended”

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

…we’re being pranked, right. No fucking way this is real

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

You can’t convince me that with the speed the devs turned on some of the accts here that there hasn’t been some simmering resentment going on for a while now

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

It sounds delicious, Carl

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve wondered for months what could get trumps stick to actually drop below the listing price.

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award for

Alt: a cartoon of two men standing next to each other with the caption and now the winner of the first annual montgomery burns award for

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

I was rolling with it until “cinnamon raisin bagel”

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1d

Love that the feds in PDX are talking like they are doing hand to hand combat against Antifa special forces and it’s just a bunch of people in inflatable costumes mocking them

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