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Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
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Lord willin’ and the gooch don’t rise
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Lord willin’ and the gooch don’t rise
Tabitha is just chilling
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Tabitha is just chilling
If this wasn’t planned to get rid of an obstacle to full custody then I would be VERY surprised
CNN: “Bruna Caroline Ferreira was arrested in Revere, MA while en route to New Hampshire to pick up the son she shares with the White House press secretary's older brother… White House press secretary karoline leavitt has still not commented…” people.com/all-about-ka...
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
If this wasn’t planned to get rid of an obstacle to full custody then I would be VERY surprised
Mocha mocha mocha
a fluffy kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee with its hair blowing in the wind .
Alt: a fluffy kitten is sitting next to a cup of coffee with its hair blowing in the wind .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Mocha mocha mocha
Nanny Ogg had a pragmatic attitude to the truth; she told it if it was convenient and she couldn’t be bothered to make up something more interesting.
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Nanny Ogg had a pragmatic attitude to the truth; she told it if it was convenient and she couldn’t be bothered to make up something more interesting.
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
- Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies
I think that Socks is right.
I’m being yelled at to stop working but I’m supposed to bill for another hour
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think that Socks is right.
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Starting the day with a peppermint bark blondie mocha 🤤
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Starting the day with a peppermint bark blondie mocha 🤤
Oh fuck off
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Oh fuck off
Rincewind had generally been reckoned by his tutors to be a natural wizard in the same way that fish are natural mountaineers.
- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic
- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Rincewind had generally been reckoned by his tutors to be a natural wizard in the same way that fish are natural mountaineers.
- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic
- Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic
Your sister is a predator, Charlie Brown
The boy’s a time bomb, Charlie Brown
shoulda killed me when you had the chance, Charlie Brown
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Your sister is a predator, Charlie Brown
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I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I will take this dumb take as a flimsy springboard to show the absolutely exquisite apple pie that my friend made of me and my husband for our wedding
Pie is the spiritual kin of dumplings
Cake is the spiritual kin of bread
Cake is the spiritual kin of bread
Pie is clearly superior to cake.
November 26, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Pie is the spiritual kin of dumplings
Cake is the spiritual kin of bread
Cake is the spiritual kin of bread
Who’s gonna start the GFM?
waiting for my bluesky pbc grant to Log Off
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Who’s gonna start the GFM?
Thank goodness for our robust emergency agencies, right?
Tornado strikes near Houston, damaging 100 homes and leaving thousands without power
More than 100 structures in the Memorial Northwest community of Harris County were damaged, a local elected official said.
www.nbcnews.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Thank goodness for our robust emergency agencies, right?
This is an amazing insult to Homer. He may be lazy and incompetent but he isn’t evil.
If I were an aspiring authoritarian, I would want my FBI head to be a personal J. Edgar Hoover. Or even barring that a G. Gordon Liddy.
Instead Trump appears to have gotten one with the cunning and work ethic of Homer J. Simpson.
Instead Trump appears to have gotten one with the cunning and work ethic of Homer J. Simpson.
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is an amazing insult to Homer. He may be lazy and incompetent but he isn’t evil.
They were men who felt that The Time Had Come. Regimes can survive barbarian hordes, crazed terrorists and hooded secret societies, but they're in real trouble when prosperous and anonymous men sit around a big table and think thoughts like that.
- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
They were men who felt that The Time Had Come. Regimes can survive barbarian hordes, crazed terrorists and hooded secret societies, but they're in real trouble when prosperous and anonymous men sit around a big table and think thoughts like that.
- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
- Terry Pratchett, Feet of Clay
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
Luckily I have a lot of hydroxyzine 😄
Hives SUCK
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Luckily I have a lot of hydroxyzine 😄
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ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
ⓘ you have been visited by a Jerrypost ("the temples are the sideburns of the forehead.") repost or face six years of bad posting
Why am I so weak for Italian monkey bread
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Why am I so weak for Italian monkey bread
Is anyone in the Torment Nexus? I just need an hour, I swear.
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Is anyone in the Torment Nexus? I just need an hour, I swear.
That last line fucking killed me
One Thanksgiving we were in the garage, I dared my brother to bite down on the handle of a power sander and turn it on. He did.
One Emergency Room visit and one concussion later, and I was in Big Trouble with Mom.
We were in our 20s.
One Emergency Room visit and one concussion later, and I was in Big Trouble with Mom.
We were in our 20s.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
That last line fucking killed me