Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
Disabled veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
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Lyse
@lyse.bsky.social
· Feb 21
Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.
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"FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" Bill O'Reilly except it's progressive candidates saying "FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES!"
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 AM
"FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!" Bill O'Reilly except it's progressive candidates saying "FUCK IT! WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES!"
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i’m a masochrist ✝️
February 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
i’m a masochrist ✝️
@marchforbillionaires.org fuck you, pay your share
February 1, 2026 at 3:53 AM
@marchforbillionaires.org fuck you, pay your share
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Hog, Dog, or Pog. Nobody reads for free.
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Hog, Dog, or Pog. Nobody reads for free.
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looks like tech companies are weird about breasts being posted on their platforms because their CEOs stopped being attracted as soon as the woman grew them
January 31, 2026 at 8:07 PM
looks like tech companies are weird about breasts being posted on their platforms because their CEOs stopped being attracted as soon as the woman grew them
“Ceasefire”
Uh…..
Uh…..
A day after Israel accused Hamas of truce violations, Israeli strikes on an apartment building and tent camp in Gaza killed at least 30 Palestinians, including several children, in one of the highest death tolls since the October ceasefire took effect.
Israel violates ceasefire, striking Gaza tent camp and killing 30 Palestinians, including children
Israeli strikes on an apartment building in Gaza City and a tent camp in Khan Younis have killed at least 30 Palestinians, including several children.
trib.al
January 31, 2026 at 8:56 PM
“Ceasefire”
Uh…..
Uh…..
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Weird how all these shitty people who make the world shitty every time they interact with the rest of us are all over the Epstein files.
January 31, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Weird how all these shitty people who make the world shitty every time they interact with the rest of us are all over the Epstein files.
Want to support the constitution and rule of law? Get the fuck out of here.
Want to support Trump and his predatory regime? Shoot me a Dm, bro.
Want to support Trump and his predatory regime? Shoot me a Dm, bro.
DM me? We used to get hundreds of highly qualified applicants for a single job posting. Good prosecutors are increasingly hesitant to work for this DOJ.
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Want to support the constitution and rule of law? Get the fuck out of here.
Want to support Trump and his predatory regime? Shoot me a Dm, bro.
Want to support Trump and his predatory regime? Shoot me a Dm, bro.
Younger assassins, who are usually very poor, have very clear ideas about the morality of wealth until they become older assassins, who are usually very rich, when they begin to take the view that injustice has its good points.
- Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
- Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Younger assassins, who are usually very poor, have very clear ideas about the morality of wealth until they become older assassins, who are usually very rich, when they begin to take the view that injustice has its good points.
- Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
- Terry Pratchett, Pyramids
I have literally never seen this used for warming and I am over 50
January 31, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I have literally never seen this used for warming and I am over 50
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Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
This is from Georgia Fort’s video.
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
DEA?!? Gotta be a “task force.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Recall that Melissa Hortman and her husband were murdered not long ago by a fake cop who showed up at their door looking like this guy
Apparently you can buy tablets to clean your water bottles. Can’t you just use denture tablets too?
January 31, 2026 at 8:04 AM
Apparently you can buy tablets to clean your water bottles. Can’t you just use denture tablets too?
There was a reason canopy beds and bed boxes were so popular
January 31, 2026 at 7:08 AM
There was a reason canopy beds and bed boxes were so popular
Shitpost and Sensibility
A Time to Shitpost
In the Name of the Shitposts
January 31, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Shitpost and Sensibility
Tabi has a soda bottle cap. This is apparently a big issue. She is batting it around the kitchen with stops to stare at me and yowl.
January 31, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Tabi has a soda bottle cap. This is apparently a big issue. She is batting it around the kitchen with stops to stare at me and yowl.
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O...M...G... even the pedos think he's a creep.
January 31, 2026 at 4:46 AM
O...M...G... even the pedos think he's a creep.
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A reminder that this is an apex predator who is also a good little sweetums
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 AM
A reminder that this is an apex predator who is also a good little sweetums
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Homer.... No repentance can forgive your sins, Homer.... I told you not to have a cow, man ... What have you done, Homer?
January 31, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Homer.... No repentance can forgive your sins, Homer.... I told you not to have a cow, man ... What have you done, Homer?
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I just heard crockpots described as electric cauldrons and I’m not okay now.
September 12, 2023 at 11:06 PM
I just heard crockpots described as electric cauldrons and I’m not okay now.
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I'm crossing my fingers for the slim possibility that everyone hating the melaniamentary makes trump turn on bezos and go after amazon with like anti-trust, investigations, fines, etc
January 31, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I'm crossing my fingers for the slim possibility that everyone hating the melaniamentary makes trump turn on bezos and go after amazon with like anti-trust, investigations, fines, etc
Who the fuck CARES
First lady Melania Trump has a new documentary out, sure to feature others in President Donald Trump's family. How tall are they, including son Barron?
How tall is Melania Trump? Donald Trump's family stands tall in movie
First lady Melania Trump has a new documentary out, sure to feature others in President Donald Trump's family. How tall are they, including son Barron?
bit.ly
January 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Who the fuck CARES