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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃

@lyse.bsky.social

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Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat mom. She/her. PNW.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · Feb 21

Once again, everyone. Every skeet is a post, but not every post is a skeet.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 5m

I went to see what this was and dude. RIP your notifications. Holy hell.

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 7m

I woke the other morning to a triple digit notification flag on my Home Screen. 😳

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1h

If you see this, QTP with a horror movie that shares the same first letter as your name 👻

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 1h

Did anyone else hear that teeny little “wheeee!”?

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 4h

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 3h

Awww - she blocked me 🥺😆

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 3h

A Nov ‘24 account. Shocking.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 4h

The wizards were civilized men of considerable education and culture. When faced with being inadvertently marooned on a desert island they understood immediately that the first thing to do was place the blame.

- Terry Pratchett, Last Continent

🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 11h

Lmao.

MAGA Influencer Mocked for Bragging About Kristi Noem Staring Down ‘Army of Antifa’: ‘A Chicken and a Dozen People’

MAGA influencer Benny Johnson received a wave of mockery Tuesday for a video he posted from Portland, Oregon that praised Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem for the way she "stare[d...

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 13h

I read a lot of smut. I mean, A LOT. I’m baffled

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Terrence Nowicki, Jr. @deephurting.bsky.social · 13h

Generative AI is like that old lady that ruined that fresco of Jesus, except with no personality.

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 13h

When going fishing, take an Action Figure with you.... it will make your catch look amazing!!!

Image of a ln action figure next to a fish that initially looks like a man has caught a fish larger than himself

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Erica 🐱 📚 🐶 🍞 @ladytea.bsky.social · 14h

My kitty Thor came to bed and is being adorable. I just can’t! Why are cats so cute?!

a man is sitting in front of a television with his hands on his face and making a funny face .

ALT: a man is sitting in front of a television with his hands on his face and making a funny face .

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 14h

MEOW

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BrassCastle $268/$700 @brasscastle.bsky.social · 1d

$427 remains of October's need.

With your help, I have meds for my lungs, BP and depression. We care for 20 cats and 11 dogs. We care for ourselves and pay bills.

Please help.

💕💸 PayPal.me/maxdonprod

No payPal? 👉 ko-fi.com/groovytude

#mutualaid #helpsky #fundsky #catsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky

Buttons is laying down and looking into the camera. She is the largest of Anna's surviving kittens and the craziest. She's gray and black mackerel striped with a gray/white chest and big eyes, like two buttons!

Anna had a prolapsed vagina after giving birth to five kittens. Only three kittens lived and Anna spent 3 days in the hospital. She's sitting in the wire pet kennel and looking at the camera. She's thing and long-legged and gray and white. At her feet is Lefty, her kitten who was born without the lower half of his right foreleg. Just at the bottom of the photo are two white back legs that belong to her kitten, Bear.

A slightly blurry photo of brown and white, medium furred action pup Rufus, one of MaiMai's six total surviving puppies. He's jumped up and put his forepaws on the gate, hoping for a treat.

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 16h

a dick tattoo that reads “biisrth” when it’s soft but “biiiiiiiig stretch” when it’s hard

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🎃 Lyse-Beast 🎃 @lyse.bsky.social · 14h

“No shit, there I was. One of twenty armed agents facing down an unknown person in an inflatable frog costume” just isn’t gonna be worth even a round of PBR