Auld Andy Syne
@yourlamentablefriends.com
Doughy guy, actor, filmmaker, retro buff, and future ghost from Seattle. Currently editing Gamers 4: Dorkness Falls and doomscrolling at a collegiate level.
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And Tiny Sim, who DID die
December 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
And Tiny Sim, who DID die
"I'm an atheanarchist."
What's your stance on God-Kings?
"Oh, pal. How much time you got?"
Regideicide is an S tier footnote for your autobiography. But you'd only have to worry about that if someone aspired to be one...
What's your stance on God-Kings?
"Oh, pal. How much time you got?"
Regideicide is an S tier footnote for your autobiography. But you'd only have to worry about that if someone aspired to be one...
December 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
"I'm an atheanarchist."
What's your stance on God-Kings?
"Oh, pal. How much time you got?"
Regideicide is an S tier footnote for your autobiography. But you'd only have to worry about that if someone aspired to be one...
What's your stance on God-Kings?
"Oh, pal. How much time you got?"
Regideicide is an S tier footnote for your autobiography. But you'd only have to worry about that if someone aspired to be one...
Only -0.10934 days until Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Only -0.10934 days until Christmas!
How the FUCK are Caretaker and Caregiver the same thing?
God damn, the writers are hacks.
God damn, the writers are hacks.
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
How the FUCK are Caretaker and Caregiver the same thing?
God damn, the writers are hacks.
God damn, the writers are hacks.
Unnecessarily censor a city.
*elch WV
*elch WV
Unnecessarily censor a city.
*ucker GA
*ucker GA
Unnecessarily censor a city.
Great *alls MT
Great *alls MT
December 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Unnecessarily censor a city.
*elch WV
*elch WV
Unnecessarily censor a city.
*ucker GA
*ucker GA
Unnecessarily censor a city.
Great *alls MT
Great *alls MT
Unnecessarily censor a city.
*untsville AL
*untsville AL
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Unnecessarily censor a city.
*ucker GA
*ucker GA
Unnecessarily censor a city.
Great *alls MT
Great *alls MT
Unnecessarily censor a city.
*untsville AL
*untsville AL
December 25, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Unnecessarily censor a city.
Great *alls MT
Great *alls MT
Unnecessarily censor a city.
*untsville AL
*untsville AL
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Unnecessarily censor a city.
*untsville AL
*untsville AL
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I shit you not when I say I HURT myself laughing at this.
I smacked my elbow so hard when I doubled over.
And I'm STILL chuckling, just looking at it as I write this. Perfect.
I smacked my elbow so hard when I doubled over.
And I'm STILL chuckling, just looking at it as I write this. Perfect.
December 25, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I shit you not when I say I HURT myself laughing at this.
I smacked my elbow so hard when I doubled over.
And I'm STILL chuckling, just looking at it as I write this. Perfect.
I smacked my elbow so hard when I doubled over.
And I'm STILL chuckling, just looking at it as I write this. Perfect.
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bad time for you to be here on the website where everyone is 38 and loves ds9
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 AM
bad time for you to be here on the website where everyone is 38 and loves ds9
Hey.
Hey everyone.
Hey.
Nice jaw-ckstrap.
Hey everyone.
Hey.
Nice jaw-ckstrap.
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Hey.
Hey everyone.
Hey.
Nice jaw-ckstrap.
Hey everyone.
Hey.
Nice jaw-ckstrap.
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Merry Christmas
BREAKING: Federal judge in Pittsburgh blocks DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena.
The latest loss for DOJ, regarding the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's patients, also brings news that DOJ has started scaling back its requests following its many losses.
New, at Law Dork:
The latest loss for DOJ, regarding the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's patients, also brings news that DOJ has started scaling back its requests following its many losses.
New, at Law Dork:
Breaking: Federal judge in Pittsburgh blocks DOJ's invasive trans care subpoena
The latest loss for DOJ, regarding the University of Pittsburgh Medical Center's patients, also brings news that DOJ has started scaling back its requests following its many losses.
www.lawdork.com
December 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Merry Christmas
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this musical performance.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social please enjoy this musical performance.
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
Only two months salary! I said yes.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Only two months salary! I said yes.
Yeah, I'm PHAT...
Pre-Holiday Anxiety Terrorized.
Pre-Holiday Anxiety Terrorized.
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Yeah, I'm PHAT...
Pre-Holiday Anxiety Terrorized.
Pre-Holiday Anxiety Terrorized.
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
Tips for MEN*! BE ALPHA**
Tip Number This Many!
DO YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST?!
YOU DO!!!
LISTEN TO PEOPLE WITH MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU! LEARNING IS HAXXXX! HOLY SHIT, I COULDN'T DO A THING AND NOW I CAAAAN!
MANY APES TOGETHER STRONG!
*Wildcard Menonites
** Ask, Learn, Participate, Hear, Act!
Tip Number This Many!
DO YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST?!
YOU DO!!!
LISTEN TO PEOPLE WITH MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU! LEARNING IS HAXXXX! HOLY SHIT, I COULDN'T DO A THING AND NOW I CAAAAN!
MANY APES TOGETHER STRONG!
*Wildcard Menonites
** Ask, Learn, Participate, Hear, Act!
Tips for MEN*! BE ALPHA**
Tip Number The Next!
DO YOU WANT TO STAY SAFE FROM PREDATORS AND HIDDEN FROM PREY?!
YOU DO!!!!
WIPE YOUR FUCKING ASS!!
USE A BIDET FOR EXTRA STEALTH! CLEAN YOUR DOWNTOWN!
*Half of a deodorant brand name
** A less-pungent human adult!
Tip Number The Next!
DO YOU WANT TO STAY SAFE FROM PREDATORS AND HIDDEN FROM PREY?!
YOU DO!!!!
WIPE YOUR FUCKING ASS!!
USE A BIDET FOR EXTRA STEALTH! CLEAN YOUR DOWNTOWN!
*Half of a deodorant brand name
** A less-pungent human adult!
Tips for MEN*! BE AN ALPHA**
Tip Number TWENTEENTEEN!
DO YOU WANT TO SHOW FIRE HOW YOU'VE MASTERED IT?!
YOU DO!!!!
SO TURN THAT FUCKING BURNER D-O-W-N! Don't let fire make you a chump! You CONTROL IT!
MEDIUM IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!
*Collective noun for humanity
**Always Love People & Help All!
Tip Number TWENTEENTEEN!
DO YOU WANT TO SHOW FIRE HOW YOU'VE MASTERED IT?!
YOU DO!!!!
SO TURN THAT FUCKING BURNER D-O-W-N! Don't let fire make you a chump! You CONTROL IT!
MEDIUM IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!
*Collective noun for humanity
**Always Love People & Help All!
December 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Tips for MEN*! BE ALPHA**
Tip Number This Many!
DO YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST?!
YOU DO!!!
LISTEN TO PEOPLE WITH MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU! LEARNING IS HAXXXX! HOLY SHIT, I COULDN'T DO A THING AND NOW I CAAAAN!
MANY APES TOGETHER STRONG!
*Wildcard Menonites
** Ask, Learn, Participate, Hear, Act!
Tip Number This Many!
DO YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST?!
YOU DO!!!
LISTEN TO PEOPLE WITH MORE EXPERIENCE THAN YOU! LEARNING IS HAXXXX! HOLY SHIT, I COULDN'T DO A THING AND NOW I CAAAAN!
MANY APES TOGETHER STRONG!
*Wildcard Menonites
** Ask, Learn, Participate, Hear, Act!
Tips for MEN*! BE ALPHA**
Tip Number The Next!
DO YOU WANT TO STAY SAFE FROM PREDATORS AND HIDDEN FROM PREY?!
YOU DO!!!!
WIPE YOUR FUCKING ASS!!
USE A BIDET FOR EXTRA STEALTH! CLEAN YOUR DOWNTOWN!
*Half of a deodorant brand name
** A less-pungent human adult!
Tip Number The Next!
DO YOU WANT TO STAY SAFE FROM PREDATORS AND HIDDEN FROM PREY?!
YOU DO!!!!
WIPE YOUR FUCKING ASS!!
USE A BIDET FOR EXTRA STEALTH! CLEAN YOUR DOWNTOWN!
*Half of a deodorant brand name
** A less-pungent human adult!
Tips for MEN*! BE AN ALPHA**
Tip Number TWENTEENTEEN!
DO YOU WANT TO SHOW FIRE HOW YOU'VE MASTERED IT?!
YOU DO!!!!
SO TURN THAT FUCKING BURNER D-O-W-N! Don't let fire make you a chump! You CONTROL IT!
MEDIUM IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!
*Collective noun for humanity
**Always Love People & Help All!
Tip Number TWENTEENTEEN!
DO YOU WANT TO SHOW FIRE HOW YOU'VE MASTERED IT?!
YOU DO!!!!
SO TURN THAT FUCKING BURNER D-O-W-N! Don't let fire make you a chump! You CONTROL IT!
MEDIUM IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!
*Collective noun for humanity
**Always Love People & Help All!
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Tips for MEN*! BE ALPHA**
Tip Number The Next!
DO YOU WANT TO STAY SAFE FROM PREDATORS AND HIDDEN FROM PREY?!
YOU DO!!!!
WIPE YOUR FUCKING ASS!!
USE A BIDET FOR EXTRA STEALTH! CLEAN YOUR DOWNTOWN!
*Half of a deodorant brand name
** A less-pungent human adult!
Tip Number The Next!
DO YOU WANT TO STAY SAFE FROM PREDATORS AND HIDDEN FROM PREY?!
YOU DO!!!!
WIPE YOUR FUCKING ASS!!
USE A BIDET FOR EXTRA STEALTH! CLEAN YOUR DOWNTOWN!
*Half of a deodorant brand name
** A less-pungent human adult!
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welcome to twitter evacuees
a cartoon of a girl talking to a white unicorn with the words how dare you come to me now when i am this
Alt: a cartoon of a girl talking to a white unicorn with the words how dare you come to me now when i am this
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
welcome to twitter evacuees
Tips for MEN*! BE AN ALPHA**
Tip Number TWENTEENTEEN!
DO YOU WANT TO SHOW FIRE HOW YOU'VE MASTERED IT?!
YOU DO!!!!
SO TURN THAT FUCKING BURNER D-O-W-N! Don't let fire make you a chump! You CONTROL IT!
MEDIUM IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!
*Collective noun for humanity
**Always Love People & Help All!
Tip Number TWENTEENTEEN!
DO YOU WANT TO SHOW FIRE HOW YOU'VE MASTERED IT?!
YOU DO!!!!
SO TURN THAT FUCKING BURNER D-O-W-N! Don't let fire make you a chump! You CONTROL IT!
MEDIUM IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!
*Collective noun for humanity
**Always Love People & Help All!
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Tips for MEN*! BE AN ALPHA**
Tip Number TWENTEENTEEN!
DO YOU WANT TO SHOW FIRE HOW YOU'VE MASTERED IT?!
YOU DO!!!!
SO TURN THAT FUCKING BURNER D-O-W-N! Don't let fire make you a chump! You CONTROL IT!
MEDIUM IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!
*Collective noun for humanity
**Always Love People & Help All!
Tip Number TWENTEENTEEN!
DO YOU WANT TO SHOW FIRE HOW YOU'VE MASTERED IT?!
YOU DO!!!!
SO TURN THAT FUCKING BURNER D-O-W-N! Don't let fire make you a chump! You CONTROL IT!
MEDIUM IS WHERE YOU LIVE NOW!
*Collective noun for humanity
**Always Love People & Help All!
Just thinking about that guy who reigned after Louis XV today.
No reason.
Just something that rhymes with it.
No reason.
Just something that rhymes with it.
December 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Just thinking about that guy who reigned after Louis XV today.
No reason.
Just something that rhymes with it.
No reason.
Just something that rhymes with it.
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hey cvs
if you don’t have a med in-stock when a refill is requested, maybe ask the person if they want you to order it, instead of just canceling the pick-up during christmas week
OR!!!
even better: just fricken order it
if you don’t have a med in-stock when a refill is requested, maybe ask the person if they want you to order it, instead of just canceling the pick-up during christmas week
OR!!!
even better: just fricken order it
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
hey cvs
if you don’t have a med in-stock when a refill is requested, maybe ask the person if they want you to order it, instead of just canceling the pick-up during christmas week
OR!!!
even better: just fricken order it
if you don’t have a med in-stock when a refill is requested, maybe ask the person if they want you to order it, instead of just canceling the pick-up during christmas week
OR!!!
even better: just fricken order it
I got really sick eating at Seattle's signature pizza chain.
You won't BELIEVE what happened at the doctor's office....
You won't BELIEVE what happened at the doctor's office....
December 24, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I got really sick eating at Seattle's signature pizza chain.
You won't BELIEVE what happened at the doctor's office....
You won't BELIEVE what happened at the doctor's office....