Andy D
@yourlamentablefriends.com
Doughy guy, actor, filmmaker, retro buff, and future ghost from Seattle. Currently editing Gamers 4: Dorkness Falls and doomscrolling at a collegiate level. Abolish ICE, impeach, remove, prosecute. Leave AI and platforms.
This post makes me want to go throw rocks at a dead body (complimentary).
February 13, 2026 at 6:27 AM
This post makes me want to go throw rocks at a dead body (complimentary).
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oh my god??
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
oh my god??
I could be Jethro Tull, too, if my hillbilly family had Tennessee oil money.
February 13, 2026 at 6:26 AM
I could be Jethro Tull, too, if my hillbilly family had Tennessee oil money.
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
Two busses and a Lime Bike to the Danger Zone
Scenic route to the Danger Zone
Gentle ambling well worn footpath to the Danger Zone
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Two busses and a Lime Bike to the Danger Zone
Me at the game restaurant:
"I'd like something new and delicious, please."
The waiter drops a 5 day old dumpster fish on my plate.
W:
"What, you don't like it?"
M:
"No."
W:
"WELL THEN NO MORE NEW AND DELICIOUS!"
M:
"But, this isn't what I ordered at all."
He then burns down the corn supplier.
"I'd like something new and delicious, please."
The waiter drops a 5 day old dumpster fish on my plate.
W:
"What, you don't like it?"
M:
"No."
W:
"WELL THEN NO MORE NEW AND DELICIOUS!"
M:
"But, this isn't what I ordered at all."
He then burns down the corn supplier.
February 13, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Me at the game restaurant:
"I'd like something new and delicious, please."
The waiter drops a 5 day old dumpster fish on my plate.
W:
"What, you don't like it?"
M:
"No."
W:
"WELL THEN NO MORE NEW AND DELICIOUS!"
M:
"But, this isn't what I ordered at all."
He then burns down the corn supplier.
"I'd like something new and delicious, please."
The waiter drops a 5 day old dumpster fish on my plate.
W:
"What, you don't like it?"
M:
"No."
W:
"WELL THEN NO MORE NEW AND DELICIOUS!"
M:
"But, this isn't what I ordered at all."
He then burns down the corn supplier.
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incredible how white men are given the benefit of the doubt when anything coming from marginalized groups are treated with utmost suspicion and distorted beyond recognition
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 AM
incredible how white men are given the benefit of the doubt when anything coming from marginalized groups are treated with utmost suspicion and distorted beyond recognition
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Had my colonoscopy today.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Had my colonoscopy today.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
When they asked if I wanted to remove my Green Lantern cap I said:
“It will protect me by activating my power ring if someone tries to harvest my organs.”
They nodded understanding and/or fear and/or confusion.
Soon after I was safely in cryogenic colo-sleep.
The country's G Spot is kept in a vault at Langley.
Nick Cage stole it once, but Patricia Arquette made him give it back.
Nick Cage stole it once, but Patricia Arquette made him give it back.
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
The country's G Spot is kept in a vault at Langley.
Nick Cage stole it once, but Patricia Arquette made him give it back.
Nick Cage stole it once, but Patricia Arquette made him give it back.
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Reddit front page: "EFF ICE! TRUMP MUST GO!"
Reddit /r/<nameofanycityortown>: "Literally the most racist thing you will ever read."
Reddit /r/<nameofanycityortown>: "Literally the most racist thing you will ever read."
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Reddit front page: "EFF ICE! TRUMP MUST GO!"
Reddit /r/<nameofanycityortown>: "Literally the most racist thing you will ever read."
Reddit /r/<nameofanycityortown>: "Literally the most racist thing you will ever read."
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who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
February 8, 2026 at 7:48 AM
who called him Jeff Bezos and not Lex Loser
"Where are your coolest friends going camping this summer?"
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
"Where are your coolest friends going camping this summer?"
2026 so far:
CVE-2026-24307
CVE-2026-24306
CVE-2026-24304
CVE-2026-24302
CVE-2026-24300
CVE-2026-23655
CVE-2026-21537
CVE-2026-21533
CVE-2026-21532
CVE-2026-21531
CVE-2026-21529
CVE-2026-21528
CVE-2026-21527
CVE-2026-21525
CVE-2026-21524
CVE-2026-21523
CVE-2026-21522
CVE-2026-21521
CVE-2026-21520🧵
CVE-2026-24307
CVE-2026-24306
CVE-2026-24304
CVE-2026-24302
CVE-2026-24300
CVE-2026-23655
CVE-2026-21537
CVE-2026-21533
CVE-2026-21532
CVE-2026-21531
CVE-2026-21529
CVE-2026-21528
CVE-2026-21527
CVE-2026-21525
CVE-2026-21524
CVE-2026-21523
CVE-2026-21522
CVE-2026-21521
CVE-2026-21520🧵
Microsoft AI CEO: 'Most, if not all' white-collar tasks can be replaced by AI within 12-18 months
Mustafa Suleyman, Microsoft's AI chief, says AI can automate white-collar jobs within 12-18 months, as tech reaches human-level performance in tasks.
www.businessinsider.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 AM
2026 so far:
CVE-2026-24307
CVE-2026-24306
CVE-2026-24304
CVE-2026-24302
CVE-2026-24300
CVE-2026-23655
CVE-2026-21537
CVE-2026-21533
CVE-2026-21532
CVE-2026-21531
CVE-2026-21529
CVE-2026-21528
CVE-2026-21527
CVE-2026-21525
CVE-2026-21524
CVE-2026-21523
CVE-2026-21522
CVE-2026-21521
CVE-2026-21520🧵
CVE-2026-24307
CVE-2026-24306
CVE-2026-24304
CVE-2026-24302
CVE-2026-24300
CVE-2026-23655
CVE-2026-21537
CVE-2026-21533
CVE-2026-21532
CVE-2026-21531
CVE-2026-21529
CVE-2026-21528
CVE-2026-21527
CVE-2026-21525
CVE-2026-21524
CVE-2026-21523
CVE-2026-21522
CVE-2026-21521
CVE-2026-21520🧵
One of the pages from my zine.
You can read/print/corrupt/distribute the whole thing here: archive.org/details/chon...
You can read/print/corrupt/distribute the whole thing here: archive.org/details/chon...
February 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
One of the pages from my zine.
You can read/print/corrupt/distribute the whole thing here: archive.org/details/chon...
You can read/print/corrupt/distribute the whole thing here: archive.org/details/chon...
Churlish; the thought.
February 13, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Churlish; the thought.
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Epstein Barr has also been proven to be a cause of MS, as well as lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, some lymphomas and stomach cancers. I was never symptomatic for EB but my mother had it, and now I have MS. Someone is working on an mRNA vaccine that could effectively stop MS entirely too
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Epstein Barr has also been proven to be a cause of MS, as well as lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, some lymphomas and stomach cancers. I was never symptomatic for EB but my mother had it, and now I have MS. Someone is working on an mRNA vaccine that could effectively stop MS entirely too
Take all of the people confirmed to have discussed human trafficking in the files, drop them back on the island, air drop in one heavily armed green mario.
Say you're going to televise it, then take all of the broadcaster money and start a free press.
Say you're going to televise it, then take all of the broadcaster money and start a free press.
February 13, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Take all of the people confirmed to have discussed human trafficking in the files, drop them back on the island, air drop in one heavily armed green mario.
Say you're going to televise it, then take all of the broadcaster money and start a free press.
Say you're going to televise it, then take all of the broadcaster money and start a free press.
Tech is magic mostly because it stops working at the most plot-relevant times and often ends with your hair smoldering.
hey did you know if you upgrade your video driver on windows, any pictures you try to post on bluesky will be pure black until you restart firefox?
February 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Tech is magic mostly because it stops working at the most plot-relevant times and often ends with your hair smoldering.
Reddit front page: "EFF ICE! TRUMP MUST GO!"
Reddit /r/<nameofanycityortown>: "Literally the most racist thing you will ever read."
Reddit /r/<nameofanycityortown>: "Literally the most racist thing you will ever read."
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Reddit front page: "EFF ICE! TRUMP MUST GO!"
Reddit /r/<nameofanycityortown>: "Literally the most racist thing you will ever read."
Reddit /r/<nameofanycityortown>: "Literally the most racist thing you will ever read."
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I can't even THINK about this without crying uncontrollably. Do not watch the video if you're in any sort of state, it will destroy you.
If anyone knows of any sort of fundraiser for this beautiful woman please point me to it so I can boost it.
We need to be better humans than this.
If anyone knows of any sort of fundraiser for this beautiful woman please point me to it so I can boost it.
We need to be better humans than this.
I demand this dudes head... ON GOD. 😡😡😡
The police evicted this autistic woman, this program she was enrolled in stopped paying her rent, while she was paying them. This is GROSS
www.kare11.com/article/news...
The police evicted this autistic woman, this program she was enrolled in stopped paying her rent, while she was paying them. This is GROSS
www.kare11.com/article/news...
KARE 11 Investigates: Evicted, homeless, paying the price for Minnesota’s fraud crisis
Evicted as “Jane Doe”: Vulnerable adult thrown out of her apartment by deputies as her caregivers face fraud scrutiny.
www.kare11.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I can't even THINK about this without crying uncontrollably. Do not watch the video if you're in any sort of state, it will destroy you.
If anyone knows of any sort of fundraiser for this beautiful woman please point me to it so I can boost it.
We need to be better humans than this.
If anyone knows of any sort of fundraiser for this beautiful woman please point me to it so I can boost it.
We need to be better humans than this.
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I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I’ve spent years of my life trying to explain to people that anti-trans conservatism naturally flows from their belief that children in the American nuclear family are not individuals with autonomy, but instead property of the parents and state, and this guy just… tweeted it out
What is your favorite Disney movie?
February 13, 2026 at 3:36 AM
What is your favorite Disney movie?
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Overall, if you like 4P Dark Souls, this is your year.
For me, very little was interesting and what was is probably not to most people. I don't care about 2D Castlevania because others have already done it, and better.
I don't care about grand boss battles that take a day.
Sexy ripped chicken, tho
For me, very little was interesting and what was is probably not to most people. I don't care about 2D Castlevania because others have already done it, and better.
I don't care about grand boss battles that take a day.
Sexy ripped chicken, tho
My takeaway from State of Play:
Everyone is making Dark Souls.
Manhattan has The Oldest Casino, and it's DMC.
Sexy, Ripped Chicken looks interesting.
Hyper-sexualized anime teens is not the look 2026.
T.C. Carson and Goldblum need to collab.
Clair Obscur VAs are getting WORK.
Silent Hill UK? Ok!
Everyone is making Dark Souls.
Manhattan has The Oldest Casino, and it's DMC.
Sexy, Ripped Chicken looks interesting.
Hyper-sexualized anime teens is not the look 2026.
T.C. Carson and Goldblum need to collab.
Clair Obscur VAs are getting WORK.
Silent Hill UK? Ok!
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Overall, if you like 4P Dark Souls, this is your year.
For me, very little was interesting and what was is probably not to most people. I don't care about 2D Castlevania because others have already done it, and better.
I don't care about grand boss battles that take a day.
Sexy ripped chicken, tho
For me, very little was interesting and what was is probably not to most people. I don't care about 2D Castlevania because others have already done it, and better.
I don't care about grand boss battles that take a day.
Sexy ripped chicken, tho
My takeaway from State of Play:
Everyone is making Dark Souls.
Manhattan has The Oldest Casino, and it's DMC.
Sexy, Ripped Chicken looks interesting.
Hyper-sexualized anime teens is not the look 2026.
T.C. Carson and Goldblum need to collab.
Clair Obscur VAs are getting WORK.
Silent Hill UK? Ok!
Everyone is making Dark Souls.
Manhattan has The Oldest Casino, and it's DMC.
Sexy, Ripped Chicken looks interesting.
Hyper-sexualized anime teens is not the look 2026.
T.C. Carson and Goldblum need to collab.
Clair Obscur VAs are getting WORK.
Silent Hill UK? Ok!
February 13, 2026 at 3:15 AM
My takeaway from State of Play:
Everyone is making Dark Souls.
Manhattan has The Oldest Casino, and it's DMC.
Sexy, Ripped Chicken looks interesting.
Hyper-sexualized anime teens is not the look 2026.
T.C. Carson and Goldblum need to collab.
Clair Obscur VAs are getting WORK.
Silent Hill UK? Ok!
Everyone is making Dark Souls.
Manhattan has The Oldest Casino, and it's DMC.
Sexy, Ripped Chicken looks interesting.
Hyper-sexualized anime teens is not the look 2026.
T.C. Carson and Goldblum need to collab.
Clair Obscur VAs are getting WORK.
Silent Hill UK? Ok!