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Auld Andy Syne
@yourlamentablefriends.com
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Doughy guy, actor, filmmaker, retro buff, and future ghost from Seattle. Currently editing Gamers 4: Dorkness Falls and doomscrolling at a collegiate level.
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Hey.

Hey everyone.

Hey.

Nice jaw-ckstrap.
A giant, festering, bloated mass with a bruise on its face. (Jake Paul after getting his anabolic steroids punched out of his face)
December 25, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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Only two months salary! I said yes.
A 2GB sodimm on a left hand ring finger.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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HUGE CW - SERIOUSLY - CSA, MURDER, RAPE

HOLY FUCKING HELL. So this child's uncle trafficked her to Epstein and chucked her 'evidence' infant over the fucking side of the boat. And Trump WATCHED.
Text: How is Contact Known: He was orchestrating a deal, along with my uncle where different men, and a few women and girls, would come to a variety of boats and yachts and pay money to force me to do with them when I was 13 and pregnant. Type: Other Address: City: Zip: Witness Information First Name: Donald Middle Name: Last Name: Trump Age: 70 DOB: Additional Info: Again, just trying to find out the NYPD detective on the FBI sex trafficking task force that called me a couple of weeks ago and spoke to me about some of these issues. How is Contact Known: He participated regularly in paying money to force me to with him and he was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan. Type: Business Address: City: Washington DC State: District of Columbia Zip: 20500 Country: United States
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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A new Ghost of Christmas Past just dropped.

Whoopsy Doopsy!
TEXT CW: CSA UNCLASSIFIED Re: 50D-NY-3027571, 10/27/202/14) asked III about his time driving a limousine for two years in the Dallas/Ft. Worth area. During time as a driver, he had met Donald Trump. III noted he picked the President up in 1995 and took him to the DFW Airport. III reported some of things President Trump had spoken about during the ride while on his cell phone were very concerning. III reported he was "a few seconds from pulling the limousine over on the median and within a few seconds of pulling him out of the car and hurting him due to some of things he was saying" as caller choose not to. III noted Trump continuously stated the name "Jeffrey" while on the phone, and made references to "abusing some girl." III was unsure who he was talking to nor who he was referencing. As III talked about his time meeting Donald Trump, immediately demeanor went "stone cold" as stated "he raped me." III said "what" as replied "Donald J. Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein." noted some girl with a funny name "took me into a fancy hotel or building, that's how it happened." III advised to call the police regarding the incident as stated "I can't they will kill me." On Christmas Day, contacted III stated she had in fact called the police about what they had talked about. III told she had "done good." III did not hear from or until 01/10/2000. reached out to III stating was dead and noted she was found with her head "blown off" in Kiefer, OK. Officers on the scene and stated there was no way it was a suicide. Corner stated it was a suicide. later stated • cocaine from a Mexican Ghislaine. The last contact with Facebook a couple of weeks prior. put the family in danger. III explained date of birt committed suicide because had gotten drug cartel. III feels the murder is a cover for was after III posted this information on called III yelling that he had had a third daughter named Note: During report he mentioned John Doe No.2 was actually John
December 23, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Look, I JUST watched this for the first time, so it's super late. But...

Andrew Dice Clay Aiken

Ugh, ok, that's better. Thanks.
Jack McBreyer as Kenneth Parcelle in 30 Rock, wearing a greaser jacket with slicked back hair, holding a mop handle.
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Sometimes I go really far for a joke. Some times, even Morse-so.
Text: REDACTED A Poem From: jeevacation@gmail.com Sent: 2025-12-20:12:10:33PM To: [BLACK BOX] J. [BLACK BOX WITH AN OBVIOUS P AT THE END] [A block of morse code reading: donald trump is a pedophile rapist and a traitor.] Wish you were here by my side! -Jeff
December 21, 2025 at 8:37 AM
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Multicam edits always end up looking like c. 1998 defrag screens.
An editing timeline with a lot of tiny cuts.
December 15, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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OMG. He Whee'd in the pool.

#ClairObscur #NotWhoo
Clair Obscur screenshot of a half-baked (as in unformed, not stoned) Gestral in Verso's drafts. Verso stands in front of him in a candy colored land, wearing a white tuxedo with gold accents like the opulent little rich kid he is, like he DIDN'T DIAF. The Gestral spake: "I feel very Whee!"
December 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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"YOU'RE GONNA DIE IN THERE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"

(this is a quote, mods...calm down)
A ten gallon hat on a half-pint head. Donald Trump wears a huge cowboy hat, making him look excessively gaunt.
December 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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A screenshot of a text post. Text: There are no stupid questions. "If Half-Life 3 was announced as a Steam Machine Exclusive..." There is one stupid question.
December 13, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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A mathematical proof that God does not exist:
"Toys" of the 1980s cartoon characters The Littles. The toys are frighteningly awful and terrifying with horrifying eyes that are both dead AND hungry at the same time. Also there's no turtle.
December 12, 2025 at 8:02 AM
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Everybody Loves Lists!

Classic Analog Sticks:

1000. N64 (post Mario Party)
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7. NeGcon
6. Dualshock
5. Dreamcast
4. OG Xbox/Dualshock 2
3. GameCube
2. N64 (brand new or brass bowl)
1. Sega Saturn 3D pad

Hon. Mention: 1986 Subaru GL 10
Neville's Corner (YouTube) - Neville Kennezzer is surrounded by pulsing rainbow blocks and is staring intently at the viewer. The words "Everybody Loves Lists" surround his head in a triangle.
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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If you're a YouTube biblical linguist, it's REQUIRED that you model your entire look on H. Jon Benjamin.
LanguageJones at YouTube Dan McKlelan on YouTube Prof. Noslen, Brasil H. Jon Benjamin on a red carpet, realizing he forgot his tiny hat.
December 9, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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"...doomed to repeat them" dot webp
A Limited Run game controller for Arzette. It's a pink and purple paddle modeled off of the CDi controller from the Philips CDi.
December 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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About to wreck my lunch.
A cheeseburger on a white plate surrounded by sauces. L to R, Housin, sugar-free ketchup, Kinder's Gold BBQ sauce, 2x Kinder's Hickory BBQ sauce, Kinder's sugar-free hickory barbecue sauce, French's yellow mustard. In the background, out of focus, is a bottle of Kewpie mayo.
December 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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If you know how the inside of one of these smelled like everything that was every poured from it, no matter how many times you washed it, don't forget to schedule your colonoscopy.

Also because of the BPAs.
An orange Tupperware pitcher from the 1970s with a white lid. There's a push-button seal release in the middle.
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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"A game as a service is a guaranteed money maker. Single player games are not financially cogent" dot jay pee gee.
Three games on Steam. The first, Spider-Man 2 is full price at 60 dollars. The price it released at. The second, Gotham Knights is reduced to 12 dollars from 70. The third, Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League, is $3.49 reduced from $70.
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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What's the German word for 'Punchable Group Photo?'
Trump sits on a chair before the orgy begins. Behind him: George Strait, maybe? A wax figure of Sylvester Stalone, Paul Stanley as Michael Jackson, Gene Simmons as Tommy Wiesseau, and Peter Criss as Stephen Spielberg.
December 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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I'm sitting on a goldmine... A GOLDMINE!
A BTOP window showing 251Gib/256GB RAM at 39% usage
December 6, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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If you see this, post a Spider-Man
Orlando Jones as Anansi in American Gods. He stands in the belly of a ship carrying slaves to their hell in America. He wears a 50s-70s era patchwork suit.
December 3, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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FTFY @tylerfromtheinternet.com
A post from Tyler, From the Internet (@tylerfromtheinternet.com). Text: Ahahahahaha. :) Gen X's evolution into nuBoomer is finally complete. [A photo of some Xoomers, being from the late 60s mostly] Edited subtitle: Is Gen X Actually a Generation?
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Post your favourite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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Post your favorite "Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Dom Dildodom, a character cut for length who also didn't appear in this movie.
November 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Reject ALL cookies.
A library checkout ledger inside the front cover of a book. Text: J398.2 Grimm, Jacob GRI The Twelve Dancing Princess A stamp reading "WITHDRAWN" sits above a table for dates the book has been checked out. The table is blank. Two more stamps are on the page and slip, both reading: LA GRANGE PARK PUBLIC LIBRARY DISTRICT
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM