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lyse.bsky.social
🍂🍁Lyse 🍁🍂
@lyse.bsky.social
3.6K followers 1.7K following 33K posts
Veteran, nurse, crafter, and cat
mom. She/her. PNW.
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Scrolling down a Pinterest list of “cool things to buy” when I ran across this. I gotta, garden tool was NOT my first split second impression
48. A Weird Garden Tool That Gets Weeds Out At The Root Garden Guru Pink Hand Weeder Tool amazon See price on Amazon Image: an odd pink handled tool that extends in a long wavy silver tool with a small notch at the very end. (My initial impression was a pink vibrator wired to plug into a wall outlet)
November 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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There is a demon in their nice Christian AI concert
Close up of two men, one of whom has had hands clasped together in prayer. Over their shoulder is either a demon or some sort of chihuahua humanoid
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Saving up to get my other sleeve done Image of a tabby patterned cat that only appears to have the pattern over the top part of his face, down one side of his body, his tail, and importantly - one perfectly patterned tabby cat front leg. The rest of the cat that is visible is white.
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Lmfao. Just came across a @katie.bzky.team post in the wild
Screenshot of a Bored Panda list (not shown but the list is This Was An Attempt #3 To Build A Cool Looking Electric Truck Katie Tightpussy @juicysteak117.gay OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS A DUMPSTER I'M NOT EVEN KIDDING I HAD TRASH IN MY HAND THAT I WAS TAKING TOWARDS IT HAHAHAHAHAHAH (Image of the back of a cybertruck parked in a lot)
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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Thought this was Bert from Sesame Street. I need coffee Image appears to be of a man with an elongated yellow head with a tuft of black hair on top. After about thirty seconds and pulling the phone two inches away from the eyes it becomes a man carry a brunet child wearing a yellow shirt on his shoulders
November 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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WTH were our parents even doing
When your parents took you to sears for pictures in the 80s Image is of a young boy smiling. He is standing in front of a wagon wheel and leaning forward against a giant pack of Marlboro cigarettes that has a few cigarettes popped up to rest his arms on
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Painting of a man in Georgian dress on his knee proposing to a lady sitting in a chair Text: Would you do me the honor of taking on even more responsibilities while my life remains largely unchanged
November 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Yo
Image of four buttons titled “reply”, “repost”, “like” and “WTF”. The “WTF” button is selected
November 27, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Lmfao
drew @adrew.dadguy.help CG Joined May '23 gorgeous • Graphic Media Labeled by the author. Learn more. drew @adrew.dadguy.help •1h Joined May '23 turkey is down and we didn't blow up the house Nov 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM ® Everybody can reply
November 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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My harvest festival buddy
A torbie cat with white bib and green eyes looks at the camera serenely
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Tabitha is just chilling
A torbie cat is curled up on a grey blanket with her nose under a litter striped leg
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Got you covered, fam
A layered cake. Bottom layer is a pecan pie, second layer is a pumpkin pie, top layer is a spice cake layer
November 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Image of Italian monkey bread with a cup of pizza sauce open in the center
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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Image of Mr Burns and Lisa Simpson in his office at the power plant. Mr Burns: so, what do you think of today’s popular music scene? Lisa: I think it distracts people from more important social issues. Mr Burns: my god, are you always on?
November 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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I totally remembered this bookmark I made
Long white fabric bookmark with green cross stitch “sodomy non sapiens”
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Lmao
TheFluffiestRedditor • 1d The Internet runs on two things, cat pictures and porn. ... 655 tech_noir_guitar • 1d The two merged and thus furries were born. ... 4 304 loltaxreturns • 1d The internet runs on furries.
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I don’t even know where to start with this
heck I am too and I'm waiting on the second Boston tea party. Either way I will always stand ready to defend our country. I know those German u boats came as close to America as ocrakoke north Carolina and had i been alive then I would have been sitting in the witness tree that witnessed black beard the pirate made his last stand and sniped those Germans. I wouldn't have even called the coast guard i would have tried to steal the German u boat and joined the conflict unlisted. I would have made good money off those Germans. I know the penalty for unlawful privateering is 10 years in federal prison and 15 years to life for piracy but I dun't care had the us navy tried to stop me irom helping them they wouldn't have taken me in alive and that's exactly what will happen if something like the holocaust happens again. I have nothing left to lose but my life 1d Haha Reply 9
November 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Yo
Image of four buttons titled “reply”, “repost”, “like” and “WTF”. The “WTF” button is selected
November 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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LOOK - I think I’m going to go white instead of grey?
A hank of hair - most is red but there are some white hairs
November 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I was thinking more like Groundskeeper Willie
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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SpongeBob holding a sign that reads “I joined Nov ‘24”
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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Image of an upset man in glasses and plaid in front of a computer “Just know that this like was given under duress”
November 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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I don’t know why the idea of blousing straps for blouses is so jarring
Screenshot of amazon Item: Croptuck Original Adjustable Crop Tuck Waist Band Tool for Tucking Shirt and Sweater Top Size Four images of a woman’s midsection. She is wearing jeans and a white blouse 1: she has a band around her waist against the skin and the blouse lifted 2: she tightens the band 3: she rolls the bottom of the blouse under the strap 4: she, well…”blouses” the blouse
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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Text: The relief you feel when you realise the weird house noises are ghosts and not shit you cant afford to fix Gothic style drawing of a woman standing shocked in a doorway while a glowing spirit admires herself in a mirror
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Oil painting of a Victorian woman giving confession to a priest Woman: So Christ's body is the bread? Priest: yes Woman: And he rose from the grave? Priest: yes Woman: because of the yeast? Priest: please leave
November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM