Emily Horner
@emilyhorner.bsky.social
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Health sciences librarian, Creative Writing/Environment MFA, Canadian in WI. More prairies, fewer police. Too hot for Granbury, TX. she/her 🌈
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There are so many people who write very quickly and it's easy to forget that even a small chunk of a novel is quite a lot of work.
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It is maybe a tomato jumpsuit rather than a pumpkin dress? But I do love it.
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I do need @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social's pumpkin dress though
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🚨 A new episode of Gastronauts is out now on Dropout!

Featuring host @jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social, guest judges @erikaishii.bsky.social, Becca Scott, and @persephiroth.bsky.social.

And chefs: Shieya Beth Evans, Ashley Morgan, and Jenn de la Vega!
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Watching the Brewers game as God intended, by occasionally hitting "refresh" on my Google search for "brewers game"
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Back when I was at The Post, every Friday at 10pm I'd plug my data/visualizations/jokes newsletter.

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Things that are different about working at a Catholic university: saying "it's on the second floor, over by Jesus, where the copier used to be" rather than methodically working out that the thing you're describing is against the east wall.
emilyhorner.bsky.social
Or Zotero imported the whole .ris file not once but 2667 times for no reason.
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I had 66 .ris files for individual article citations. Looked up online how to concatenate them into a single file. Followed the directions.

Somehow, each article got added to Zotero 2667 times.
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Is it just grasshopper brownies? Dark chocolate for darkness, bright green for bioluminescent fungus?
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It's the day before book club so I'm trying to figure out what baked good reminds me of alien cave diving
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Well, the good news is, filling my kitchen with smoke from careless (but not actually dangerous) cooking is not the WORST way I could have found out that I need to replace my smoke detector batteries.
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Five times the writers of the safety protocols narrowly averted a dangerous situation (and one time it went pear-shaped anyway)
Reposted by Emily Horner
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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
emilyhorner.bsky.social
I actually really like strength training when I can make time/energy to do it, but trying to eat enough protein when I don't eat meat is... ugh.
Eggs are fine. Legumes are fine. Everything else, I can't really summon any enthusiasm for.
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Know Your Enemy is often news-focused but I love their episodes on mid-century conservatism. Meal of Thorns for science fiction/fantasy book talk - I think you would like it!
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Not news focused: A History of Rock Music in 500 songs, Horror Vanguard (horror movies from a left perspective), RTFM (TTRPGs that aren't D&D). Ordinary Unhappiness (psychoanalysis and cultural critique) has occasional news-focused episodes.
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It's 2025 and there are still people doing "male," "female," "transgender," and "nonbinary" as their "gender identity" survey options 🙃
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Not a John Green megafan or anything (although I've read and liked a plurality of his books), but have been sufficiently aware of YA books, YouTube, and tuberculosis to know more about him than the average bear.
(I don't know much about the average bear, admittedly.)
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Now that I can no longer spoil yesterday's Thrice thrice.geekswhodrink.com, allow me to register my annoyance that I did not get three points on the John Green question because I missed the announcement that he was Episcopalian. If I missed a John Green question, it's an overly obscure question.
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Daily trivia game from Geeks Who Drink
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