Emily M. Bender
@emilymbender.bsky.social
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emilymbender.bsky.social
This.
timnitgebru.bsky.social
One side, "AI 2027" is led by a bunch of privileged white people working at the companies causing the other side (AI con/Empire of AI).

One side, the "AI is gonna be so powerful if you don't let US be the AGI builders" is making money from stealing data, killing the environment & exploiting labor.
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timnitgebru.bsky.social
One side, "AI 2027" is led by a bunch of privileged white people working at the companies causing the other side (AI con/Empire of AI).

One side, the "AI is gonna be so powerful if you don't let US be the AGI builders" is making money from stealing data, killing the environment & exploiting labor.
emilymbender.bsky.social
If your invited keynote speaker works for a company started because OpenAI wasn't basing its work enough on science fiction and said speaker uncritically cites TESCREAList, fictional work masquerading as science, you might not have organized a serious academic gathering.
emilymbender.bsky.social
I mean, I guess if people are going around spouting bullshit about "reasoning machines" they probably would feel insulted when someone calls it out. But that's a them problem.
emilymbender.bsky.social
New favorite octopus fact
wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social
In an old ad for board game Scattergories in Spain a player was shown flouncing out while anothet said “OK, we’ll accept ‘octopus’ as a pet”.
“Aceptamos pulpo” has now entered the language in the meaning of “that’s a bit of a stretch but let’s go with it just for the sake of argument”.
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wordsmithgetxo.bsky.social
In an old ad for board game Scattergories in Spain a player was shown flouncing out while anothet said “OK, we’ll accept ‘octopus’ as a pet”.
“Aceptamos pulpo” has now entered the language in the meaning of “that’s a bit of a stretch but let’s go with it just for the sake of argument”.
emilymbender.bsky.social
No, I don't "AI" represents a useful or essential skill set. What's needed is the ability to think critically about automation.

You might find some useful arguments in our book (w/ @alexhanna.bsky.social )

thecon.ai
THE AI CON
How to Fight Big Tech's Hype and Create the Future We Want
thecon.ai
emilymbender.bsky.social
Funny typo, dude. Also, see my previous reply to you.
emilymbender.bsky.social
Maybe check who you're talking to before jumping in with the mansplaining.
emilymbender.bsky.social
Gah. That's both predictable and awful. Also probably contrary to the ACL's Publication Ethics Policy (both any meta reviewer doing that, and the authors' actions).
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emilymbender.bsky.social
The "AI" research community:

1) Claims to be building "everything machines", doesn't acknowledge that that means what they're doing is untestable (see Gebru & Torres 2024)

firstmonday.org/ojs/index.ph...

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emilymbender.bsky.social
Oh FFS. Because what overburdened peer review systems really need is more noise between the reviewers & ACs. Yeah, that's the ticket.

aaai.org/aaai-launche...

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Screenshot of AAAI automated review announcement reading:

1. Supplementary First-Stage Reviews: LLM-generated reviews will be included as one component of the
initial review stage, providing an additional perspective alongside traditional human expert evaluations.
2. Discussion Summary Assistance: LLMs will assist the Senior Program Committee (SPC) members by
summarizing reviewer discussions, helping to highlight key points of consensus and disagreement among
human reviewers.
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tjheffernan.bsky.social
Just what academic research needs...more AI slop to deal with. Honestly!
emilymbender.bsky.social
Oh FFS. Because what overburdened peer review systems really need is more noise between the reviewers & ACs. Yeah, that's the ticket.

aaai.org/aaai-launche...

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Screenshot of AAAI automated review announcement reading:

1. Supplementary First-Stage Reviews: LLM-generated reviews will be included as one component of the
initial review stage, providing an additional perspective alongside traditional human expert evaluations.
2. Discussion Summary Assistance: LLMs will assist the Senior Program Committee (SPC) members by
summarizing reviewer discussions, helping to highlight key points of consensus and disagreement among
human reviewers.
emilymbender.bsky.social
6) Wants the rest of us to believe that their work should now be incorporated into everything we do, in every sphere of our lives.

NO THANK YOU.
emilymbender.bsky.social
5) Is now ready (at least at AAAI) to use synthetic text extruding machines as part of their "scientific" peer review process (AAAI 2025)

aaai.org/aaai-launche...

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emilymbender.bsky.social
4) Pretends that they have to have the ability to push preprints into the world immediately upon drafting (I guess because their value is incredibly perishable; see Bender 2023)

medium.com/@emilymenonb...

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emilymbender.bsky.social
3) Has extremely selective and presumably high prestige conferences (NeurIPS, ICLR, ICML, AAAI) but orients towards arXiv and regularly cites arXiv versions of even published papers

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emilymbender.bsky.social
2) Plays leaderboard games instead of doing serious evaluation (see Raji et al 2021)

datasets-benchmarks-proceedings.neurips.cc/paper/2021/h...

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emilymbender.bsky.social
The "AI" research community:

1) Claims to be building "everything machines", doesn't acknowledge that that means what they're doing is untestable (see Gebru & Torres 2024)

firstmonday.org/ojs/index.ph...

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emilymbender.bsky.social
I'd say this speaks to the (abysmal) scientific standards of "AI" research.
emilymbender.bsky.social
For a satirical take, see:

bsky.app/profile/shah...
shahanmemon.bsky.social
The future of peer review is here.

Introducing Nature Instant!

We've automated rejection so you can get disappointed faster. Because why wait 6 months for reviewer 2 when you can get roasted by an #AI in seconds?

Here is how it works.

#AI4Science #PeerReview #FictionScience #FiSci #AAAI #ScAISci
Showing a fictitious system for submitting manuscripts called "Nature Instant" showing bot choices for authors to choose from as initial AI-based peer reviewers. The bots are trained on real human reviewer data.
emilymbender.bsky.social
A careful, measured approach to ensuring quality peer review would not start from the premise that synthetic text extruding machines have anything to add!

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