Colophon
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⚠️ #ORCL Oracle shares fell 50% from their 2025 peak.
Oracle's debt situation has become one of the most prominent topics in the US stock market at the end of 2025.
Oracle's debt situation has become one of the most prominent topics in the US stock market at the end of 2025.
February 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
⚠️ #ORCL Oracle shares fell 50% from their 2025 peak.
Oracle's debt situation has become one of the most prominent topics in the US stock market at the end of 2025.
Oracle's debt situation has become one of the most prominent topics in the US stock market at the end of 2025.
"Good lord what is happening in there?"
"A minor market correction"
"A minor market correction"
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
"Good lord what is happening in there?"
"A minor market correction"
"A minor market correction"
The phrase "welcome to Kamala HQ" makes that one kind of sad calliope/fair organ song from RCT2 play in my head
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The phrase "welcome to Kamala HQ" makes that one kind of sad calliope/fair organ song from RCT2 play in my head
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
04 Feb 2026
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it's hard to say which is funnier, claiming to be an 'academic' as a computer programmer, or the idea that people are entering american universities as 'doctrinaire marxists' (by which she seems to mainly mean 'sanders supporter')
September 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
it's hard to say which is funnier, claiming to be an 'academic' as a computer programmer, or the idea that people are entering american universities as 'doctrinaire marxists' (by which she seems to mainly mean 'sanders supporter')
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Why are software engineers the most deranged people on the planet? I didn't say worst, just most deranged
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Why are software engineers the most deranged people on the planet? I didn't say worst, just most deranged
So THAT'S where I remember this girl from! OK I am getting up on my lore. Some highlights:
- Truly believes Trump is the worst thing America did even compared to slavery
- Considers NITW fascist bc it didn't have homophobic slurs
- Pro-AI, believes it's sentient
- dril lost Kamala 2.3M voters
- Truly believes Trump is the worst thing America did even compared to slavery
- Considers NITW fascist bc it didn't have homophobic slurs
- Pro-AI, believes it's sentient
- dril lost Kamala 2.3M voters
You want to see something completely demented? I call this one "formerdoctrinairemarxist.jpg"
![Ellie Lockhart, responding positively to a muted and completely shitheaded grunt from Will Stancil about how teachers don't think they're working class:
"working class does not mean 'the good kind of job' or 'not fabulously rich'" is one of those bitter pills the left on this site will never swallow and is why they can't be taken seriously. if you post here, it's quite unlikely that you're working class. if your job requires or strongly prefers a degree, you just are not working class, flat out, that's part of the definition. [Editor's note: lol] is a barista working class? possibly, but if you aspire to not be a barista forever, you're trying to escape the working class. if you're going to school to do a job, you are not going to be working class. this is okay! the working class in the United States is shrinking! people who are not working class have a higher quality of life and while we should do everything we can to improve the viability and comfort of working class jobs, you probably want to be professional class,which isn't working class! Bernie Sanders lied to you when he said working class was everyone who was not "the 1%"! those of us who correctly identify that we are professionals and that the interests of liberal society align with professionals (or, in Marxian terms, the petit bourgeoise) are not rich snobs, we are realistic!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wsn4r2btwz56ewgtxn5mdiw6/bafkreifrtvwvne3mrsaqebwb5zzx7vu6djfr6p4ibu6uf7dotbwwhaj3ke@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
So THAT'S where I remember this girl from! OK I am getting up on my lore. Some highlights:
- Truly believes Trump is the worst thing America did even compared to slavery
- Considers NITW fascist bc it didn't have homophobic slurs
- Pro-AI, believes it's sentient
- dril lost Kamala 2.3M voters
- Truly believes Trump is the worst thing America did even compared to slavery
- Considers NITW fascist bc it didn't have homophobic slurs
- Pro-AI, believes it's sentient
- dril lost Kamala 2.3M voters
From day one that guy has struck me as a Dorkwinkle through and through
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
From day one that guy has struck me as a Dorkwinkle through and through
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Ellie Lockhart is just Charlotte Clymer for people who like noise music.
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ellie Lockhart is just Charlotte Clymer for people who like noise music.
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Although it did give us instant classic post "dril sabotaged Kamala's election chances", so who can say if it's good or bad
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Although it did give us instant classic post "dril sabotaged Kamala's election chances", so who can say if it's good or bad
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My beasts? Well, heh
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
My beasts? Well, heh
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they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
Speaking of which, Trump's skill at selecting a kind of living soyjak who would never, ever have the capacity to upstage him even in his final days was uncanny. It could never be a Cruz type, too creepy, draws attention. Bannon types are rivals. But Vance is in every way an accessory of a man
It's remarkable how everything they do seems precisely engineered to be annoying to everyone, in poor to unconscionable taste, and never, ever funny or disarming. All of them seem to have set up over the same gas leak and it's giving all of them Lowtax Syndrome no matter their position
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Speaking of which, Trump's skill at selecting a kind of living soyjak who would never, ever have the capacity to upstage him even in his final days was uncanny. It could never be a Cruz type, too creepy, draws attention. Bannon types are rivals. But Vance is in every way an accessory of a man
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shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
February 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree
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it is strangely comforting in a way, the warm familiarity of web 1.0 forums culture
February 4, 2026 at 7:53 PM
it is strangely comforting in a way, the warm familiarity of web 1.0 forums culture
I have never in my life seen a company so desperately in need of a dedicated 24/7 PR team than Bluesky. Literally the site staff should post absolutely nothing—not one thing—without running it by multiple PR folks first. Probably should extend that to actions, too.
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I have never in my life seen a company so desperately in need of a dedicated 24/7 PR team than Bluesky. Literally the site staff should post absolutely nothing—not one thing—without running it by multiple PR folks first. Probably should extend that to actions, too.
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oh that’s why she lost
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
oh that’s why she lost
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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
February 4, 2026 at 5:02 PM
After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all
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lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/
February 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
lol. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8HXPY8S/
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I was reading an article about that turd of a Melania documentary and this was the sponsored ad at the bottom. I can't fucking breathe.
Oh god I hope she gave her kids, the children, anthrax at christmas
Oh god I hope she gave her kids, the children, anthrax at christmas
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I was reading an article about that turd of a Melania documentary and this was the sponsored ad at the bottom. I can't fucking breathe.
Oh god I hope she gave her kids, the children, anthrax at christmas
Oh god I hope she gave her kids, the children, anthrax at christmas
Not Gonna Send You Nudes, Chad
February 4, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Not Gonna Send You Nudes, Chad