Colophon
@colophon.bsky.social
The Wal-Mart line is built on two ideas:
1. If you have beliefs but don't immediately go perform lone wolf actions, you are hypocritical, because only individuals are actors & organization doesn't exist.
2. "Oh you dislike capitalism, yet you buy stuff." Uncritical belief in 'consumerism' (not real)
1. If you have beliefs but don't immediately go perform lone wolf actions, you are hypocritical, because only individuals are actors & organization doesn't exist.
2. "Oh you dislike capitalism, yet you buy stuff." Uncritical belief in 'consumerism' (not real)
Invoking the walmart tweet instantly identifies someone as an inexperienced rube whose political and moral framework is wholly wrapped around a tweet by a neoliberal moron who was making up a thing to get mad before having a catastrophic meltdown when someone told him "I don't like you."
Voting and yelling at people online is all that politics should reasonably demand of a citizen. But I guess I’m not all hardcore like you, you sexy Walmart-bombing rebel.
February 7, 2026 at 7:20 AM
The Wal-Mart line is built on two ideas:
1. If you have beliefs but don't immediately go perform lone wolf actions, you are hypocritical, because only individuals are actors & organization doesn't exist.
2. "Oh you dislike capitalism, yet you buy stuff." Uncritical belief in 'consumerism' (not real)
1. If you have beliefs but don't immediately go perform lone wolf actions, you are hypocritical, because only individuals are actors & organization doesn't exist.
2. "Oh you dislike capitalism, yet you buy stuff." Uncritical belief in 'consumerism' (not real)
Not using AI is white trans woman privilege dril invented in 2024 in order to sabotage Minnesota state rep elections. It's speciesist
February 6, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Not using AI is white trans woman privilege dril invented in 2024 in order to sabotage Minnesota state rep elections. It's speciesist
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there's always that one shaman who gets a little too excited when the mantids show up. relax dude. if you wanted psychic mantid surgery you know where the cup of knowledge is
February 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
there's always that one shaman who gets a little too excited when the mantids show up. relax dude. if you wanted psychic mantid surgery you know where the cup of knowledge is
I do actually feel sorry for that one woman who made herself the character of the day. Transphobic to the nines, sure, but clearly having some sort of severe episode of something that's just spiraling and long ago lost whatever plot might have been there
February 6, 2026 at 9:26 PM
I do actually feel sorry for that one woman who made herself the character of the day. Transphobic to the nines, sure, but clearly having some sort of severe episode of something that's just spiraling and long ago lost whatever plot might have been there
Piter de Votes: Clinton legions are the finest in the base. Trained to whip and nae nae.
Zoomar: We are KHive. Momala's brainrot. Those who dab against us fall.
Piter de Votes: Just so. Six seven hit griddies. As agreed.
Zoomar: We are KHive. Momala's brainrot. Those who dab against us fall.
Piter de Votes: Just so. Six seven hit griddies. As agreed.
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Piter de Votes: Clinton legions are the finest in the base. Trained to whip and nae nae.
Zoomar: We are KHive. Momala's brainrot. Those who dab against us fall.
Piter de Votes: Just so. Six seven hit griddies. As agreed.
Zoomar: We are KHive. Momala's brainrot. Those who dab against us fall.
Piter de Votes: Just so. Six seven hit griddies. As agreed.
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why is it called that
February 6, 2026 at 4:43 AM
why is it called that
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if ur cis and this thread doesn't make sense to you please read this wikipedia page at the very least en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-coding
February 5, 2026 at 8:49 PM
if ur cis and this thread doesn't make sense to you please read this wikipedia page at the very least en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-coding
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my chemical munitions
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 5:27 AM
my chemical munitions
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in solidarity with the authors on social media who have been getting mocked or harassed for celebrating their accomplishments i would like to announce that i too am the worlds greatest author and i sell a lot of books. thank you
February 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
in solidarity with the authors on social media who have been getting mocked or harassed for celebrating their accomplishments i would like to announce that i too am the worlds greatest author and i sell a lot of books. thank you
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You should start a testosterone supplement called Sunder and Keening and get Mike Kirkbride to pitch it like a wide receiver who won the Super Bowl in the 80s
February 6, 2026 at 1:56 AM
You should start a testosterone supplement called Sunder and Keening and get Mike Kirkbride to pitch it like a wide receiver who won the Super Bowl in the 80s
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⚠️ #ORCL Oracle shares fell 50% from their 2025 peak.
Oracle's debt situation has become one of the most prominent topics in the US stock market at the end of 2025.
Oracle's debt situation has become one of the most prominent topics in the US stock market at the end of 2025.
February 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
⚠️ #ORCL Oracle shares fell 50% from their 2025 peak.
Oracle's debt situation has become one of the most prominent topics in the US stock market at the end of 2025.
Oracle's debt situation has become one of the most prominent topics in the US stock market at the end of 2025.
"Good lord what is happening in there?"
"A minor market correction"
"A minor market correction"
February 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
"Good lord what is happening in there?"
"A minor market correction"
"A minor market correction"
The phrase "welcome to Kamala HQ" makes that one kind of sad calliope/fair organ song from RCT2 play in my head
February 5, 2026 at 5:20 PM
The phrase "welcome to Kamala HQ" makes that one kind of sad calliope/fair organ song from RCT2 play in my head
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04 Feb 2026
February 4, 2026 at 7:58 PM
04 Feb 2026
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it's hard to say which is funnier, claiming to be an 'academic' as a computer programmer, or the idea that people are entering american universities as 'doctrinaire marxists' (by which she seems to mainly mean 'sanders supporter')
September 4, 2025 at 4:08 AM
it's hard to say which is funnier, claiming to be an 'academic' as a computer programmer, or the idea that people are entering american universities as 'doctrinaire marxists' (by which she seems to mainly mean 'sanders supporter')
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Why are software engineers the most deranged people on the planet? I didn't say worst, just most deranged
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Why are software engineers the most deranged people on the planet? I didn't say worst, just most deranged
So THAT'S where I remember this girl from! OK I am getting up on my lore. Some highlights:
- Truly believes Trump is the worst thing America did even compared to slavery
- Considers NITW fascist bc it didn't have homophobic slurs
- Pro-AI, believes it's sentient
- dril lost Kamala 2.3M voters
- Truly believes Trump is the worst thing America did even compared to slavery
- Considers NITW fascist bc it didn't have homophobic slurs
- Pro-AI, believes it's sentient
- dril lost Kamala 2.3M voters
You want to see something completely demented? I call this one "formerdoctrinairemarxist.jpg"
![Ellie Lockhart, responding positively to a muted and completely shitheaded grunt from Will Stancil about how teachers don't think they're working class:
"working class does not mean 'the good kind of job' or 'not fabulously rich'" is one of those bitter pills the left on this site will never swallow and is why they can't be taken seriously. if you post here, it's quite unlikely that you're working class. if your job requires or strongly prefers a degree, you just are not working class, flat out, that's part of the definition. [Editor's note: lol] is a barista working class? possibly, but if you aspire to not be a barista forever, you're trying to escape the working class. if you're going to school to do a job, you are not going to be working class. this is okay! the working class in the United States is shrinking! people who are not working class have a higher quality of life and while we should do everything we can to improve the viability and comfort of working class jobs, you probably want to be professional class,which isn't working class! Bernie Sanders lied to you when he said working class was everyone who was not "the 1%"! those of us who correctly identify that we are professionals and that the interests of liberal society align with professionals (or, in Marxian terms, the petit bourgeoise) are not rich snobs, we are realistic!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wsn4r2btwz56ewgtxn5mdiw6/bafkreifrtvwvne3mrsaqebwb5zzx7vu6djfr6p4ibu6uf7dotbwwhaj3ke@jpeg)
February 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
So THAT'S where I remember this girl from! OK I am getting up on my lore. Some highlights:
- Truly believes Trump is the worst thing America did even compared to slavery
- Considers NITW fascist bc it didn't have homophobic slurs
- Pro-AI, believes it's sentient
- dril lost Kamala 2.3M voters
- Truly believes Trump is the worst thing America did even compared to slavery
- Considers NITW fascist bc it didn't have homophobic slurs
- Pro-AI, believes it's sentient
- dril lost Kamala 2.3M voters
From day one that guy has struck me as a Dorkwinkle through and through
February 5, 2026 at 12:21 AM
From day one that guy has struck me as a Dorkwinkle through and through
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Ellie Lockhart is just Charlotte Clymer for people who like noise music.
February 4, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Ellie Lockhart is just Charlotte Clymer for people who like noise music.
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Although it did give us instant classic post "dril sabotaged Kamala's election chances", so who can say if it's good or bad
February 4, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Although it did give us instant classic post "dril sabotaged Kamala's election chances", so who can say if it's good or bad
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My beasts? Well, heh
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
My beasts? Well, heh
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they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
February 4, 2026 at 6:08 PM
they're trying to be coy about salivating over the prospect of raping women, they'll contest that but if pushed to explain, that's exactly what they would describe. forced pregnancy of any kind, by a man or by the state, is gender-based violence
Speaking of which, Trump's skill at selecting a kind of living soyjak who would never, ever have the capacity to upstage him even in his final days was uncanny. It could never be a Cruz type, too creepy, draws attention. Bannon types are rivals. But Vance is in every way an accessory of a man
It's remarkable how everything they do seems precisely engineered to be annoying to everyone, in poor to unconscionable taste, and never, ever funny or disarming. All of them seem to have set up over the same gas leak and it's giving all of them Lowtax Syndrome no matter their position
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Speaking of which, Trump's skill at selecting a kind of living soyjak who would never, ever have the capacity to upstage him even in his final days was uncanny. It could never be a Cruz type, too creepy, draws attention. Bannon types are rivals. But Vance is in every way an accessory of a man