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Colophon
@colophon.bsky.social
Ogdo senior staff writer, queer, they/she, ☸️/☭
https://wordsmith.social/colophonscrawl/
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I for one am shocked to discover that their wonderful product, Colitis Juice, has been contaminated by foodborne pathogens
February 4, 2026 at 6:26 AM
🎵🎤 It's so annoying and fucking sick,
I don't wanna see your turkey dick! 🎹🎶
February 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Naturally, none of this applies to KleshaCoin, which promises to be the first currency totally immune to the ups & downs normal portfolios suffer in the event of your bodily death. Tausendfuessler Soehne's agony-backed Pratītyasamutpādachain technology is the most time-stable currency ever developed
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
What was that one game where you basically played as a betterhelp therapist but the company's name was Skandha? See at least there the creators knew what the name meant and knew that it was clearly meant to be bad. Which doesn't mean that wouldn't totally happen in real life if it hasn't already...
February 4, 2026 at 5:54 AM
"How come *I* get picked on when Larsen & Schrier are WA representatives who voted against the shutdown, too?" Call it a hunch but maybe it's how you decided to make yourself the poster child for ICE-funding dems. This is your second time funding them in less than a month. You reward what they do.
February 4, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Oh my god you HAVE to stop telling us you voted against one bill. We all know you're willing to fund ICE anyway! Whoever keeps telling you to harp on this point like it's going to save you is giving you very bad advice since now we know opposition to ICE funding wasn't your reason to vote no.
February 4, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Urban is when you look around you at a bunch of skyscrapers and say "Wow! Life in da big ciddy!" and suburban is when there's a house
February 4, 2026 at 4:27 AM
They'll ignore all of that until and unless it suits them. Here's a comprehensive list of orders you as a congresswoman can give to ICE that they will feel even the slightest compulsion to respect. Are you ready? Be sure to write all of these down:
None
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
If this is your idea of what oversight looks like, PLEASE take your ball and go home! Please!! If this is your idea of work, take a vacation! Every time we turn around, you're voting in lockstep with Republicans and absolutely humiliating the entire state. Take a vacation before you're fired in Nov
February 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
What oversight authority? What oversight authority is presently being enforced? The only authority you've used with respect to ICE is your authority to empower them! You haven't done anything except be their friend and to hand them a check! At least have the decency to drop the act, monster
February 4, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Reposted by Colophon
"And then you see it. as it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest, most courageous people in the world," he's silent for a second.

"You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*... that the bourgeois are not human."
December 19, 2024 at 11:26 PM