Aria Winningson
@aria.labeledrude.online
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Aria Winningson
@aria.labeledrude.online
· Oct 20
INTRO POST:
hahahahaha im not giving you shit, figure out the lore in scraps and implications like everyone else
hahahahaha im not giving you shit, figure out the lore in scraps and implications like everyone else
uncle deep-fried a turkey without incident, only to put himself in the hospital trying to slice it after a few too many glasses of wine
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
uncle deep-fried a turkey without incident, only to put himself in the hospital trying to slice it after a few too many glasses of wine
i have wondered that!
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
i have wondered that!
even at the time people were calling it "the motionless picture" which i gotta admit is a solid burn
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
even at the time people were calling it "the motionless picture" which i gotta admit is a solid burn
suggest me a career. i know this is a long shot, but fuck it, it's not like trying to figure it out for myself has been working
November 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
suggest me a career. i know this is a long shot, but fuck it, it's not like trying to figure it out for myself has been working
love when someone you vaguely think sucks online turns out to have secretly grown up rich because their father is the inventor of "worse than bouillon", a garbonzo-based bouillon substitute that is much cheaper and only a little bit worse
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
love when someone you vaguely think sucks online turns out to have secretly grown up rich because their father is the inventor of "worse than bouillon", a garbonzo-based bouillon substitute that is much cheaper and only a little bit worse
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the character of truckpump in Barkley's Shut Up and Jam Gaiden is partly named after a forum user who was known as turkpimp, and truckpump's mannerisms are based on DeviantArt user and weirdo James Ruglia
some of truckpump's monologues are actually not original and just copied from James' posts
some of truckpump's monologues are actually not original and just copied from James' posts
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 3:22 AM
the character of truckpump in Barkley's Shut Up and Jam Gaiden is partly named after a forum user who was known as turkpimp, and truckpump's mannerisms are based on DeviantArt user and weirdo James Ruglia
some of truckpump's monologues are actually not original and just copied from James' posts
some of truckpump's monologues are actually not original and just copied from James' posts
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if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
if you're still writing using the hero's journey, your mind is closed to all the possibilities
who wants to invoke the death of the author
🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋🙋♀️
who wants to take the fucking shot
🤷♀️🤷♂️🤷🤷♀️🤷🤷♀️
🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋🙋♀️
who wants to take the fucking shot
🤷♀️🤷♂️🤷🤷♀️🤷🤷♀️
November 24, 2025 at 2:33 AM
who wants to invoke the death of the author
🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋🙋♀️
who wants to take the fucking shot
🤷♀️🤷♂️🤷🤷♀️🤷🤷♀️
🙋♀️🙋♂️🙋🙋♂️🙋♀️🙋🙋♀️
who wants to take the fucking shot
🤷♀️🤷♂️🤷🤷♀️🤷🤷♀️
writing is a bipartite graph connecting a set of ants to a set of magnifying glasses
What non-writers think writing is: Ooh, I'm going to start an outline today :)
What is actually is: IN MY TALONS, I SHAPE CLAY, CRAFTING LIFE FORMS AS I PLEASE. MY WHIMS WILL BECOME LIGHTNING BOLTS. OUT OF THE CHAOS, THEY WILL RUN AND WHIMPER, PRAYING FOR ME TO END THEIR TEDIOUS ANARCHY
What is actually is: IN MY TALONS, I SHAPE CLAY, CRAFTING LIFE FORMS AS I PLEASE. MY WHIMS WILL BECOME LIGHTNING BOLTS. OUT OF THE CHAOS, THEY WILL RUN AND WHIMPER, PRAYING FOR ME TO END THEIR TEDIOUS ANARCHY
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
writing is a bipartite graph connecting a set of ants to a set of magnifying glasses
i'm calling for an immediate suspension and reevaluation of all grungler passes. the levels of You Can't Be Talking Like That Cis Baby have become unacceptably high.
November 24, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i'm calling for an immediate suspension and reevaluation of all grungler passes. the levels of You Can't Be Talking Like That Cis Baby have become unacceptably high.
being a popular poster makes one barely any better than that wretched creature known as a "mod". forums culture had its own problems but we all understood this instinctively.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
being a popular poster makes one barely any better than that wretched creature known as a "mod". forums culture had its own problems but we all understood this instinctively.
no, it's a nice room, i just didn't think it would be chinese
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
no, it's a nice room, i just didn't think it would be chinese
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i don't give a HOT GAY FUCK what weapons batman thinks i should use
December 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
i don't give a HOT GAY FUCK what weapons batman thinks i should use
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i'm in the same boat so i can't say shit, but i will anyway: one of the most beloved visual novels of all time looked like this
November 23, 2025 at 10:47 PM
i'm in the same boat so i can't say shit, but i will anyway: one of the most beloved visual novels of all time looked like this
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I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
March 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will die for you, A 4-Hour Long Video Essay on A Theme Park.
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the paper doll inventory system in disco elysium is internally referred to as the "vitruvian manager"
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
July 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
the paper doll inventory system in disco elysium is internally referred to as the "vitruvian manager"
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SEGA: You get that Advanced Dungeons & Dragons soundtrack done?
YUZO KOSHIRO: Sure did boss, real fuckin Detroit techno, just like you asked
YUZO KOSHIRO: Sure did boss, real fuckin Detroit techno, just like you asked
The Sega CD version of Eye of the Beholder is perfectly playable but does inexplicably have an all-timer soundtrack by Yuzo Koshiro that sounds like he is using music to separate himself from his humanity after his partner drowned mysteriously
November 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
SEGA: You get that Advanced Dungeons & Dragons soundtrack done?
YUZO KOSHIRO: Sure did boss, real fuckin Detroit techno, just like you asked
YUZO KOSHIRO: Sure did boss, real fuckin Detroit techno, just like you asked
yes, periodically
November 23, 2025 at 8:10 AM
yes, periodically
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I had an intrusive thought and the community came through.
November 22, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I had an intrusive thought and the community came through.
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two feuding discourse junkies bringing in their polycules to posture at each other for backup like fucking west side story
February 10, 2025 at 7:29 PM
two feuding discourse junkies bringing in their polycules to posture at each other for backup like fucking west side story
yeah this one's a stretch
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 AM
yeah this one's a stretch
i went to the cybernetics dining club and everyone knew you
November 23, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i went to the cybernetics dining club and everyone knew you
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some say this was the last thing jfk read before his head did that
NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller 11-22-63
November 22, 2023 at 4:32 PM
some say this was the last thing jfk read before his head did that