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Aria Winningson

@aria.labeledrude.online

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · Oct 20

INTRO POST:

hahahahaha im not giving you shit, figure out the lore in scraps and implications like everyone else

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Meow🧡💜💖🖤 @squeakitties.bsky.social · May 19

idk if i ever posted the 10000 bricks comic here

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 2h

SUMMONING SALT: and then, the next day, penisguy did this.

[synth song plays over live footage of me in my boxers watching the summoning salt video]

ME: haha i love this part

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 1h

there is literally no downside to making your giant chandelier out of swords pointing straight down. if a giant chandelier falls on you you're fucked anyway, might as well go out with some panache.

Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 3h

i don't want to say it's the groupchats but it's the groupchats

Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 6h

getting reticulated must feel so good if you're a spline

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Rory aka Mrs. Asina 🧪 @guttersnipe.bsky.social · May 27

Been thinking about this all day

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 8h

to:me

Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 9h

do they make vertical mice with this kind of setup?

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Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · Sep 20

"took awhile but i dug out the promo art. what a sick game"

to be clear, this isn't a real product. i made this poster and that's my voice as the announcer in that mockup vid (also made by me) (im sorry ukyo is facing the 'correct' way in it lmfao)

A mockup of theoretical promotional material for non-existent crossover fighting game "Terminal Impact".

Heading text: DIE ON YOUR OWN TERMS.

SIXTEEN WARRIORS PLUCKED FROM ACROSS TIME AND DIMENSIONS.
EACH IS FATED TO SOON DIE OF ILLNESS. EACH HAS ONE SHOT.
THE WINNER OF THIS TOURNAMENT WILL BE GRANTED IMMORTALITY.
AS FOR THE LOSERS... WELL, THEY'D BE DEAD ANYWAY.
THIS IS NOT A BATTLE TO THE DEATH. THIS IS A BATTLE TO THE LIFE.

Characters, from left to right: Shiki Tohno (Melty Blood), someone i forget (i think from Tekken), Ukyo Tachibana (Samurai Shodown), Aria (Guilty Gear), Gen (Street Fighter)

Large title text: TERMINAL IMPACT

Subtitle: The doctor said six months. The clock says 90 seconds.

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 9h

that's just a subq injection, it works just as well

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Manny Suazo @smokyburnout.bsky.social · 11h

topical

a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

ALT: a cartoon of a man in a frog costume talking to a woman

media.tenor.com

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 11h

where's the rest of her!

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CoolStuffInc @coolstuffinc.com · 19h

How do I explain this meme to corporate?

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 12h

look how they yassified my girl

Orange @cg-orange-eng.bsky.social · 15h

╋━━━━━━━
　Character Visual Revealed 🌪
　　　Milly Thompson
　　　　　　　━━━━━━━╋

VA: #ChikaAyamori

🔸 Watch the special teaser here:
youtu.be/1pr_uEqKJ74

#TRIGUNSTARGAZE
#TRIGUN #トライガン

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 12h

i'm bisexual because when i got a boyfriend i tried to uhaul

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 13h

what i mean to say is that any snake with an appetite can aspire to tsuchinokohood

Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 13h

i am not an ethereal goddess. i am a beloved cryptid in the manner of the tsuchinoko, which is just a snake that ate too much

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 13h

sure. fine. put "adorkable" on a magic card. whatever. fuck it.

The Magic: the Gathering card "Donnie & April, Adorkable Duo"

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 13h

"would you rather face protracted hardship you may not escape from or die" is a choice i've already made! it's not a terribly uncommon one for a person to be faced with!

Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14h

we also have this bag of bag holding, which will only continue to increase in value

Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 14h

sorry, we're all out of bags of holding. but may i interest you in this bag of bag of holding holding? it can hold any number of bags of holding!

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 15h

retiring to open a cafe in wizard argentina

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Dr. Damien P. Williams Wants A Better Sociotechnical Paradigm @wolvendamien.bsky.social · 1d

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 1d

oh no, i don't watch any of that weird anime for perverts. i only watch normal shows for normal people, like the one where the main character keeps his sister in a box and makes her wear a bit in her mouth at all times.

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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · Sep 20

getting real sick of the böhnchenstaffel

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