Emily Horner
@emilyhorner.bsky.social
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Health sciences librarian, Creative Writing/Environment MFA, Canadian in WI. More prairies, fewer police. Too hot for Granbury, TX. she/her 🌈
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Back when I was at The Post, every Friday at 10pm I'd plug my data/visualizations/jokes newsletter.

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Things that are different about working at a Catholic university: saying "it's on the second floor, over by Jesus, where the copier used to be" rather than methodically working out that the thing you're describing is against the east wall.
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Or Zotero imported the whole .ris file not once but 2667 times for no reason.
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I had 66 .ris files for individual article citations. Looked up online how to concatenate them into a single file. Followed the directions.

Somehow, each article got added to Zotero 2667 times.
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Is it just grasshopper brownies? Dark chocolate for darkness, bright green for bioluminescent fungus?
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It's the day before book club so I'm trying to figure out what baked good reminds me of alien cave diving
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Well, the good news is, filling my kitchen with smoke from careless (but not actually dangerous) cooking is not the WORST way I could have found out that I need to replace my smoke detector batteries.
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Five times the writers of the safety protocols narrowly averted a dangerous situation (and one time it went pear-shaped anyway)
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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme
tweet from childish branzino @absflora:
timothée chalamet is the new benedict cumberbatch in the sense that you can say ANYTHING and we know who you mean. tiffany chevrolet. timpanogos charlemagne. symphony cabernet. jiminy castaway.
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I actually really like strength training when I can make time/energy to do it, but trying to eat enough protein when I don't eat meat is... ugh.
Eggs are fine. Legumes are fine. Everything else, I can't really summon any enthusiasm for.
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Know Your Enemy is often news-focused but I love their episodes on mid-century conservatism. Meal of Thorns for science fiction/fantasy book talk - I think you would like it!
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Not news focused: A History of Rock Music in 500 songs, Horror Vanguard (horror movies from a left perspective), RTFM (TTRPGs that aren't D&D). Ordinary Unhappiness (psychoanalysis and cultural critique) has occasional news-focused episodes.
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It's 2025 and there are still people doing "male," "female," "transgender," and "nonbinary" as their "gender identity" survey options 🙃
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Not a John Green megafan or anything (although I've read and liked a plurality of his books), but have been sufficiently aware of YA books, YouTube, and tuberculosis to know more about him than the average bear.
(I don't know much about the average bear, admittedly.)
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Now that I can no longer spoil yesterday's Thrice thrice.geekswhodrink.com, allow me to register my annoyance that I did not get three points on the John Green question because I missed the announcement that he was Episcopalian. If I missed a John Green question, it's an overly obscure question.
Thrice
Daily trivia game from Geeks Who Drink
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This sounds delightful, but alas, I only do soil science fantasy.
(Genuinely tempted to gain some actual soil science knowledge so I can write something to submit.)
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Climbing is hard when you're heavy.
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Daydreaming about doing the Door County Century (or the 50-mile option! Or the 30-mile option!) next year while I can still only go 2 miles at a stretch is... well, at least it's motivational.
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“good news, we’ve created the playroom that tells kids whatever they want to hear and makes them not care about their parents from the seminal Ray Bradbury short story, Don’t Create the Playroom That Tells Kids Whatever They Want to Hear and Makes Them Not Care About Their Parents”
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Some parents are letting their kids talk to ChatGPT in the guise of characters. Some are using it to tell bedtime stories or create coloring books.

"My son thinks ChatGPT is the coolest train loving person in the world. The bar is set so high now I am never going to be able to compete with that.”
‘My son genuinely believed it was real’: Parents are letting little kids play with AI. Are they wrong?
Some believe AI can spark their child’s imagination through personalized stories and generative images. Scientists are wary of its affect on creativity
www.theguardian.com
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You love to see it (spilling a full can of coconut milk on the kitchen floor just for the thrill of it)