the cool s
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changed my display name for the first time in 8 years, looking forward to confusing myself frequently
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I don't regret much. I DO regret the time I spent as a younger person wasting time on CLOWNS. Young people, do not waste time - it is a non-renewable resource so it's more precious than anything.
December 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I don't regret much. I DO regret the time I spent as a younger person wasting time on CLOWNS. Young people, do not waste time - it is a non-renewable resource so it's more precious than anything.
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we've got a four alarm Cute Lede Alert over here www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
we've got a four alarm Cute Lede Alert over here www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Good morning -- it is now 20 days until the winter solstice when it starts getting lighter again 🌟
a young man is singing into a microphone with the word twenty written on the screen .
Alt: a young man is singing into a microphone with the word twenty written on the screen
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Good morning -- it is now 20 days until the winter solstice when it starts getting lighter again 🌟
OK two sharp little quakes late at night right when the Thanksgiving break ends is not fair
December 1, 2025 at 7:41 AM
OK two sharp little quakes late at night right when the Thanksgiving break ends is not fair
that canceled show you’ll never stop thinking about
December 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
that canceled show you’ll never stop thinking about
watching a nyc ballet Nutcracker on YT and hot take, I really don't like the Balanchine
December 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
watching a nyc ballet Nutcracker on YT and hot take, I really don't like the Balanchine
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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Someone who bought a frog facts advent calendar for a friend's kid last year just emailed me.
Apparently that kid got a different advent calendar this year, and when he opened it he said, “These are HORRIBLE! They’re not teaching me anything about frogs!”
This kid gets it.
Apparently that kid got a different advent calendar this year, and when he opened it he said, “These are HORRIBLE! They’re not teaching me anything about frogs!”
This kid gets it.
November 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Someone who bought a frog facts advent calendar for a friend's kid last year just emailed me.
Apparently that kid got a different advent calendar this year, and when he opened it he said, “These are HORRIBLE! They’re not teaching me anything about frogs!”
This kid gets it.
Apparently that kid got a different advent calendar this year, and when he opened it he said, “These are HORRIBLE! They’re not teaching me anything about frogs!”
This kid gets it.
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NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT: I can't believe these kids can watch cartoons ANY TIME THEY WANT! Being forced to watch cartoons at prescribed days and time built character! LOL 😆
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT: I can't believe these kids can watch cartoons ANY TIME THEY WANT! Being forced to watch cartoons at prescribed days and time built character! LOL 😆
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November 30, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Miss Wormwood has been placed on administrative leave by the University of Oklahoma
November 30, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Miss Wormwood has been placed on administrative leave by the University of Oklahoma
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Chotiner’s superpower isn’t pointing out to a powerful person’s face that they’re wrong, it’s continuing to work in media after repeatedly doing so.
It’s always fun to see the clips of the Sunday political shows because you get to go “yep the news lets people lie to them for an hour and airs it”
November 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Chotiner’s superpower isn’t pointing out to a powerful person’s face that they’re wrong, it’s continuing to work in media after repeatedly doing so.
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In other words, if T. Rex were a paleontologist, he could have dug up (with his little arms!) fossils of Allosaurus…
@ryannorth.ca
@ryannorth.ca
This also means that other dinosaurs like Stegosaurus, Diplodocus and Ceratosaurus also never saw flowers.
But Tr.rex, Triceratops, and Edmontosaurus did see flowers. 🌸🪻🌻🦖🦕
This also mean that the fossils we found of Stegosaurus, Allosaurus were already long buried when T.rex was walking around 🤯
But Tr.rex, Triceratops, and Edmontosaurus did see flowers. 🌸🪻🌻🦖🦕
This also mean that the fossils we found of Stegosaurus, Allosaurus were already long buried when T.rex was walking around 🤯
November 30, 2025 at 12:34 PM
In other words, if T. Rex were a paleontologist, he could have dug up (with his little arms!) fossils of Allosaurus…
@ryannorth.ca
@ryannorth.ca
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The shadow is the body and he casts the man
November 28, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The shadow is the body and he casts the man
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My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My favorite ludicrous New Yorker style is that they print initialisms in full caps but acronyms (initialisms pronounced as words) in small caps, so in the days of CD-ROMs, they'd write the word like this:
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who up reëntering
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
who up reëntering
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some captchas are particularly humiliating
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
some captchas are particularly humiliating
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
is the fact that I’m searching for “elphaba sex cardigan” not proof enough that I’m not a robot for you, google
do I also have to click on two pictures of a bus
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Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
November 29, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Woman Realizes Adorable Rescue Is A Coyote Pup After It Orders Dynamite Detonator Off The Internet
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Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
*bangs drum* reverse! slow! burn!!
but this? shut the fuck up. guess what, my man, gorgeous young 22 year olds like to fuck. And queer people deserve love stories that are sexy and horny. a "chaste kiss" please be for real.
November 30, 2025 at 3:28 AM
*bangs drum* reverse! slow! burn!!
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You might as well say you’re adapting Moby-Dick and then spend the whole first season just hanging out with Ishmael and Queequeg in New Bedford. I’d probably watch that, but I’d also be wondering when the hell the whales were going to show up.
In both cases: the dick is the whole point.
In both cases: the dick is the whole point.
November 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
You might as well say you’re adapting Moby-Dick and then spend the whole first season just hanging out with Ishmael and Queequeg in New Bedford. I’d probably watch that, but I’d also be wondering when the hell the whales were going to show up.
In both cases: the dick is the whole point.
In both cases: the dick is the whole point.
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hey let’s stop sharing this one guys
November 30, 2025 at 1:57 AM
hey let’s stop sharing this one guys
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
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Leave little Saruman alone.
Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Leave little Saruman alone.
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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"
"no problem boss. i'm on it"