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emilytheslayer.bsky.social
Linden
@emilytheslayer.bsky.social
230 followers 120 following 380 posts
Tired. Not mad, just disappointed. Queer, poly, witchy, switchy. Idk man I'm just here.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 2h
Who has two thumbs and a new therapist? It me, ya girl.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 2h
This is someone who has like, a full crew working for them way more often than seems reasonable. But I'm not sure who.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 11h
Anti-carceral except for whoever on my street has an entire *fleet* of leaf blowers starting before 8am on a regular basis
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 16h
Also it might be an actual tragedy that we never got Fairuza Balk cast as Duella Dent
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 22h
Straight to jail and or execution. No mercy.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 22h
If you explain someone else's joke back to the person who made it, however, you should be punished swiftly and harshly.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 22h
I think my hottest take is that actually, explaining jokes can be good and not suck all of the humor out of them because it's good to bring more friends into the funny part
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · 18d
New cover band: Crowded! At the Orchard
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper.bsky.social · Sep 12
honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes
dude wipes brand presents: DUMPkin spice, fall themed dude wipes, for insecure men who need to buy a product that says FOR MEN on it but also that makes their butt smell like the starbucks spice rack
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Sep 12
Oh hey I heard it from my middle school.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Sep 6
A baby!
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Sep 6
Yeah it's not for me but like, I start laughing every time someone says *any* kink is just a guy thing. Like sorry I know too many lesbians into that to buy it.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Sep 6
You guys got a HUSKY? I wish them a very AROO WOO WOO YODEL SCREAM
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Sep 6
God the way I can hear you saying that. Anyway I just got back from a full week of kink camp so like. Idk.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Sep 6
Since when?
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Aug 4
No but those are gorgeous
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Aug 2
The other day in the grocery store parking lot a 20 something was blasting RHCP and I started singing along and got a big whoop from the kid
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Abra, The Everwife 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼👻 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · Feb 4
Hard block...soft block...what we need is tender block, where I lovingly hold you in my arms, look deep into your eyes, and then whisper into your ear that I never want hear anything you say ever again because you replied to my post with annoying nonsense and I just can't today.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Jul 28
No I am *not* ready for so many reasons are you *kidding* me? The ending of last episode? Being done with this story (for now)? Never going to be ready.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Jul 22
Oh BIG SAME.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Jul 22
I've had "Oh No" by Marina stuck in my head for a few weeks because I have this Icarus thing I'm thinking about but yesterday I realized it is also a perfect Suvi song. @aabria.bsky.social do you know?
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Jul 22
Sometimes you buy silly makeup and it turns out to be really good, and then you look like an alien and it's good!
A blue eye with sparkly eyeliner shifting between green, purple, and brown. White skin, curly brown hair. Same as before with electric blue mascara added. My whole face, with the makeup and the glasses and a smile.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Jul 15
Ok right? And they had the voice actresses for the three women in full cosplay as their characters for promo and like. Fuck that's so good.
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Linden @emilytheslayer.bsky.social · Jul 14
No but I want the whole season please
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · Jul 10
Finishing this for my birthday in 21 one days is pretty much all I want *10 means I survive teh Trump Admin
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · Apr 10
Welp it’s gotten real real if you can please help. If you can’t it’s really hard out here so share

gofund.me/a5ee0064
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