KC bound for MNF
@employee11.bsky.social
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When i started my twitter accout, i was a dark meat hook. When i started my bluesky account, i was Employee 11 MLB: 21/30 (26) NBA: 8/30 (9) NHL: 8/32 (10) NFL: 6/32 States: 35/50
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employee11.bsky.social
Twitter was like going to the pool on july 4th at noon.

Bluesky is like going to the pool at first swim on June 3rd.

More peaceful. Less riffraf
employee11.bsky.social
And this isn’t political. Just on different ends of a certain belief system.

Second woman, i did ask to go to a comedy show with, she declined and at some point, unmatched.

At the end of the day, i can’t force someone who doesn’t want to go out with me to do so but i am hella frustrated about it
employee11.bsky.social
Guess how many in person dates i got out of this combined?

A grand total of 0.

The first woman canceled on me 90 minutes prior. The energy kind of fizzled out and honestly, looking at her digital footprint, i think of think that we’re incompatible.

Not a bad person or anything like that,
employee11.bsky.social
Late august, 2025. I matched with 2 women on bumble.

One of those women, i exchanged numbers with and scheduled/confirmed an in-person date.

The other woman, nothing was set in stone but we did express mutual interest in going to a comedy show and or a hockey game together, relatively soon.
employee11.bsky.social
I kind of feel like online dating is a numbers game that I don’t have the charisma or the patience to get the numbers to successfully play
employee11.bsky.social
More like Jeremy McDollars #commanders
employee11.bsky.social
I’m in the mood to play some Football Mogul
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komodoblossom.bsky.social
Horrendous tackling tonight
employee11.bsky.social
Why did he throw that? Double coverage and both were on him
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anonopin.bsky.social
Growing up, the main bus in my town was every 10 minutes and always packed. I didn't worry about timetables I just left the house and knew it would be there. Now it's every half hour and completely deserted. This is no coincidence. Fund buses properly and people will use them.
employee11.bsky.social
Then i start making and eating salad during games
employee11.bsky.social
Then i guess i will never make salad at halftime
employee11.bsky.social
Let me have this salad and let’s see if this inspires the Commanders to victory
employee11.bsky.social
Quit complaining Caleb, you were a ballcarrier.
employee11.bsky.social
Yea, there is no way I would have understood what happened if i’d watched that in Spanish.

Still not rooting for the brewers tho
employee11.bsky.social
They got bacon grease on that ball? #commanders