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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃

@enterprisedeez.bsky.social

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The poster formerly known as Alt Wormhole Aliens Department/Jean Luc Bacardi Politics, lifting, games, sports, nerd shit, movies, books, simping for my girlfriend Commie, Land Back, Free Palestine

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 5d

Heading to Mastodon to check that shit out, will be here too

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

No it's such a good bit

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12h

Accounts with 10s of thousands of followers do not exist to sow panic, they exist to post lists of terrible business ideas in a bit that becomes increasingly unfunny to their followers as the weeks drag along

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling and says i love you

Alt: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is smiling and says i love you

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Dumb Robo Lesbian / Mastodon: @[email protected] @fuckmygaychungus.life · 12h

Holy shit the bio on his other account reveals that this is a guy fetishizing black folks

The race-fetishist @peter--jbtisback.bsky.social with the bio:
"Hub/Dad | I lack melanin but hey, nobody's perfect. | Racists/misogynists/homophobes can all go to hell. | Serial cusser | Forever learning from all the awesome Black folks on here."

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Mewnie @mewnie.bsky.social · 12h

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

Syrup yank is crazy 💀 I'm stealing that comrade

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

Oh my god this is so fucking funny

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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 12h

i'm here you fuckaas bitch

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

Nah it's too tryhard for that, Link would not have saved this one

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

Sir I am a gun owner you will not do shit to me

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

Woah we got a badass over here

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

Like dawg if your answer isn't "they're worth the same" you're a racist piece of shit at BEST

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

It's genuinely insane that after almost a year on Bluesky I still haven't gotten a Blue MAGA freak to answer the very easy question of "how many Palestinian lives equal one American life"

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

This should be easy

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

Can you answer the question? How many Palestinian lives equal one American life

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

Also Canadian 😂

🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h

You are white lmao

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🎃 Enterprise D-EEZ NUTS (Spooky Drive, Engaged) 🎃 @enterprisedeez.bsky.social · 12h