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Void Destroyer

@epicseshbro.bsky.social

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He/Him PDX Planning my own obsolescence

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · Jun 19

Sometimes I just follow people because I dig their vibe

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1h

If I was Dr. Frankenstein I probably would have just changed my last name

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2h

I lied to my boss yesterday when I told him I’d look into barefoot hiking.

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 6h

Active military in line at a food bank. Good job, Donny.

Active military personnel in line at a food bank in Harper Heights, Texas

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 17h

Did they actually make a whole show about that caveman from the insurance commercials or did I dream that?

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 19h

Why don’t YOU go to MAST(icate) O(n my) DON(g)?

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ThinlyVeiledPanda @thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social · 1d

Dental X-rays? You mean tooth pics?

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

Mastodon? Why don’t you go don on MY mast?

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

When it comes to porn I think of myself as a pervivore

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

Thought I just heard the lyrics ”I just need someone to show my dick to” and thought I’d found my new favorite song

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

New Olympic event just dropped

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

Food scarcity/insecurity had a part in generating so many entitled boomers too, I believe. But the abuse definitely did some generational emotional damage too.

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

Your annual reminder that Jeff Bezos murdered Toys R’ Us (and Sears)

Spirit Halloween Theme Song

YouTube video by Nick Lutsko

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

I was full of beans but I kept spilling them so they wouldn’t let me swim in the pool for 24 hours

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 1d

It’s going to happen. Mark my words.

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

Me to the sound guy: “Can I get less bullshit in my monitor?”

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

What if our Antifa girlfriends kissed?…

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

We’re all just out here looking for our antifa girlfriends really

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

This dumbass just said they’re taking away our first amendment. Kinda looking forward to them trying to do the 2nd one…

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

When your balls get too hot and you nut that’s called a scromelette

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

A Thousand Oaks, huh? Prove it.

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

More like where in the world ISN’T Carmen Sandiego, amiright???

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

Gonna open up one of those shops where they sell little taxidermied squirrels in tiny human clothes doing silly human poses and call it Varmints In Garments

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

As stupid as this one is I bet most of you won’t get it at first.

Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

What if Yoko Ono’s arch nemesis is the Kool-Aid Man?

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Void Destroyer @epicseshbro.bsky.social · 2d

Look at this little bean

My cat, Nocci sitting patiently in my lap