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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state

@eremsordes.bsky.social

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she/theymab, 30s, poly, hopeless flirt decalcified consciousness, accidental Buddhist absurdist, feral housewife, vague mystic dork, tactical fuckup, 1-1 k/d, wannabe cybernetic alchemist, bad at guitar, professional robotripper and modern peasant

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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 46m

There's a miniseries called Python's Best Bits or something, with highlights in between bite sized interviews, each one gets their own episode, and goddamn his interviews are unbearable

Just racist jokes and saying he's the best one

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 18h

Oh he's always been this way, he's a petty, self centered old racist

We should still have Chapman

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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 22h

the wrong Python died

Sexy Andrew Hickey Costume @andrewhickey.500songs.com · 22h

Reading Cleese's new book on Fawlty Towers. Some reasonable insights into the making of the series, but *by God* what a small-minded, angry man he is.

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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 22h

"Buddhism abhors violence"

It abhors *unnecessary violence

Throwing some elbows into some chud sternums is not outside the bounds of right mind right action in the modern age

ponder @ponder.ooo · 23h

what would siddhartha gautama have done in this situation?

the kind buddha would have shot everybody here

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 22h

There's a certain kind of Canadian lately that reminds me of when Devin Townsend was asked "are Canadians really as polite as the stereotypes" and he said FUCK NO before the question was even finished being asked

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 23h

Them Bones is a song about how Layne Staley couldn't stop touching a hot stove and going "aah"

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 23h

Second time in as many days I've had Denton mentioned, but the first time wasn't a good thing lol

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 1d

Me when I walk in and out of the kitchen seven times without getting anything after I wake up

Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 1d

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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 1d

Sucks to suck, poser

Almost wish i was still on fb to watch his extended crash out in hearing about

The Ham War Rages On @hiddenkitstory.bsky.social · 1d

Filing for bankruptcy because the Nazi bands I fronted money to fucked off without paying me back

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 1d

"Is this a phenomenon that disproportionately affects my special interest, or does this affect every genre/medium and I'm just associating it with my most familiar example?"

A lot of y'all need to learn this

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 1d

We are drowning in empty housing kept vacant to drive up area prices and we keep building cardboard suburbs

"building enough" housing has never been the problem, we have more than enough. The problem is landlords and this kind of out of touch cluelessness enabling them

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 1d

Have times changed and this isn't considered an iconic movie anymore?

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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 1d

In the last few days I have seen no less than four people deeply, confidently, and condescendingly misunderstand the fuck outta Dune in the feed, and i didn't say a thing

Be proud of my growth

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d

there's a hole in my heart where my Redcorn should be

KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 2d

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 9, Episode 11

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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d

Frieza McEntire

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d

way ahead of god there

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 2d

God keep me from ever completing anything.

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Wisdom of r/religion @reddit-religion.bsky.social · 2d

r/religion
Is the dead sea a result of soddom and gamorah
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SendThisVoidAway18 • 1d
Agnostic
No
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rinel521 OP • 1d
elaborate
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SendThisVoidAway18 • 1d
Agnostic
No

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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d

obscure references you make all the time that no one ever recognizes:

"We can get tacos at the Playboy Mansion"

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d

TIL the studio that made Horizon Zero Dawn made Killzone and ShellShock 'Nam 67 back in the day

Remember ShellShock? No? Good, don't

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d

I felt so bad telling them that they drive right through it before they asked me lol

E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d

I once had some overseas tourists visiting TN ask me how to get to "piggy-on fore-gay" for Pigeon Forge

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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 2d

-Bubba Gump voice-
You got hand axes, camp axes, throwing axes, you got tomahawks and spontoons, there's francescas and pollaxes, some people say a billhook is an axe but it ain't

morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 2d

Axes include the war axe and battle axe.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 3d

And then you see it. As it strangles and beats your friends to death... the sweetest most courageous people in the world. You see the fear and power in its eyes. Then you *know*. That the bourgeois are not human.

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E ⚔️ mystic enemy of the state @eremsordes.bsky.social · 3d

Project More Ninjas 2026

Metal Gear Solid Image Bot @randommetalgear.bsky.social · 3d

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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 3d

Kentucky black metal project Starer will release its new album, Ancient Monuments and Modern Sadness, this Friday.

Ancient poetry with themes of loss, grief and longing collide with modern black metal.

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