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▫️E⚔️classically trained burnout▪️
@eremsordes.bsky.social
she/theymab, 30s, poly, hopeless flirt

decalcified consciousness, accidental Buddhist absurdist, feral housewife, vague mystic dork, tactical fuckup, 1-1 k/d,
wannabe cybernetic alchemist, bad at guitar, professional robotripper and modern peasant
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TERFs will be dead and forgotten for a thousand years and trans people will still be beautiful
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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Titan in "Methanovision" Rev171 - From Val Klavans (valklavans.bsky.social) - https://flic.kr/p/d7xW4E
November 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
yeah like I've been saying
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
a good trundle will put you right for the day
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Games that generate shaders on launch: that's fine, my pc is older, I can wait a bit for the sake of it running stably

Games that make me sit in a lobby queue before main menu access: immediate uninstall, fuck that, zero patience at all lol
November 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
*thrrrrbbpt*
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think it's statistically impossible for some form of alien life to not exist, but I'm terrified that we're still the only thing at this level of advancement, and possibly the only source of self awareness or even anything beyond single cell life at all

Bigfoot is just bears tho
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
The couple of semi famous people who have followed me have not unfollowed me, but they very rarely like my posts

I'm counting that as a win, I'm unobtrusively obnoxious
ME POSTING: Good pussy sound like the Silent Hill radio
ME AFTER I NOTICE A FAMOUS PERSON JUST FOLLOWED ME: More than ever it is so inportant to be apprised of all that is to be and furthermore to learn of all that could in the best manner we are able as this is the true delight of Life
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Yeah!
Kinda!
November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
brain no off switch
God help thee, old man, thy thoughts have created a creature in thee
November 24, 2025 at 9:57 AM
lol
all the time
November 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I think a not insignificant portion of the blame for the whole issue of US delirium/aggression/america-fuck-yeah-isms and whatnot is because electric kettles aren't normalized here

fuck a microwave i use this thing so much more
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
lazy and partial library organization

This is like... two thirds of my books maybe? I have many lying around and collect more than I have space for so there's usually a lot of stacks and piles
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I always thought part of current times was gonna be waiting for more shitposters to take office
lost all your teeth? get some dontures
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
no that's just trauma
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
do you really live rural if there aren't two cats yowling at each other somewhere in the mysterious dark middle distance?
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
now what i would be cool with if Nevermore announced the new vocalist is like, the dude from Rabbit and they're taking a hard turn into hardcore and harsh noise
November 24, 2025 at 2:10 AM
look I'm not gonna be the one to Psalm 69 the picture of Pope Leo holding the mic, but i gotta say I'm disappointed no one has yet
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
come on grab your friends, we'll go to very... distant
I know that this queer adventure of the Gay-Header’s will be sure to seem incredible to some landsmen
November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
well...
Bone is rather dusty, sir.
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
im one of them artistic kids
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
when I was 18 and stupid, riding a greyhound cross country from existential boredom, I met a tiny lady from Nepal during a stopover who said in deadly seriousness "never trim your nails after dark or inside, it invites demons into your soul"

so obviously I never, ever did that again
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
what do you mean when you say "Reaper can do more than simulate an amp rig"
November 22, 2025 at 3:40 PM