despite winning an MLB-best 97 games this season, the brewers are once again playing in october with real underdog, "nobody believes in us" energy. as well they should, since they consistently fail and crash out
you know those tiktoks where wives are like "OK, my husband is going to show you his star wars lego collection, you BETTER be NICE to him in the comments"? the white house should do that in a press conference with donald and his nobel
i definitely think they were doing something artificial there going back to the yelich MVP season. this year they hit better on the road, very mid at home. not sure what to think. but if they hold freddy back today i will go full "they change the air flow depending who's hitting" truther
i've always been a tongue-in-cheek "the brewers win at home so much because they're cheating" guy, but if they actually hold back freddy peralta in a road playoff clincher on full rest then something is absolutely up
everybody enjoy this beautiful october chicago evening, unless you are a member of a hostile occupying force, in which case don't enjoy it and instead go fuck yourself
upon reflection i'm unsure whether i'd truly consider ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER as the current frontrunner for film of the decade. i am positive, however, that "few small beers" will be recognized as the most iconic line of the decade
"ICE shot a woman armed with a semi-automatic weapon who attacked them as part of a vicious 10-car assault, she then went on her merry way and drove herself to the hospital" they're not even trying
