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choice of ship aside....yes you do? it takes, like, a few minutes?
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:15 PM
sean mcvay got caleb face
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
if you're cold they're cold! let matthew stafford inside
January 19, 2026 at 1:57 AM
we used to laugh about 69. now the kids are all laughing at 67. someday our children's children will be laughing at 65. america in decline
January 18, 2026 at 2:35 AM
that's right thomas
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
the only positive thing that thomas frank has done since taking over is being a failure to such a degree that i'm directing 100% of all my negative energy towards him and i don't even care that arsenal is running away with the league
January 17, 2026 at 5:28 PM
west ham fans going wild as if we're not going to give burnley 3 points in a week
January 17, 2026 at 5:02 PM
fire frank immediately and sell every single player other than van de ven (our best player) and connor gallagher (future pochettino captain)
January 17, 2026 at 4:59 PM
time for one of thomas frank's classic "well once again absolutely nothing i've prepared worked out so just go out there and play your asses off like we didn't even train this week" halftime speeches
January 17, 2026 at 3:59 PM
if thomas frank had any honor he'd just walk back to denmark and never come back
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
this may sound like loser talk but whatever - last saturday was the super bowl

don't care if they beat the rams. don't care if they play the broncos or the bills or whoever in three weeks. ben and caleb drove a stake through the fucking heart of the green bay packers. the job this year is done.
January 16, 2026 at 8:13 PM
draining the entirety of lake powell so that you can upload a photo instead of saying the word "six"
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
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Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tony Dokoupil needy Whiskey Friday
January 15, 2026 at 5:03 AM
the president gives pardons to convicted felons like draftkings gives bonus bets
January 16, 2026 at 7:19 PM
sorry everyone i told grok to turn all of the source code for x into CSAM
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
one of the worst two-month stints with the cubs i've ever seen
January 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
the air in my home is drier than the fucking sahara. this weather is evil
January 15, 2026 at 7:57 PM
reading the #news every single day
January 13, 2026 at 2:34 PM
every single conversation i am overhearing in public today is about last night's game. just a seismic municipal event
January 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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if the bears win ben johnson will hang dong post-game
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
this is the most bears packers game that ever bears packer'd
January 11, 2026 at 3:48 AM
the highlight of my whole saturday is that macclesfield beat a team that wasn't tottenham
January 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
if the bears win ben johnson will hang dong post-game
January 11, 2026 at 3:05 AM
you're the pride and joy
of corduroy
chicago bears
swish swish
January 10, 2026 at 8:59 PM