Nightmare intersection

(also I think she’s doing a bit for clicks)

It’s clear gravy. You’ve never seen clear gravy? It’s normal. Get a new angle.

I understand the guys who go do TV commentary. That is a fake job and if you never read the internet comments about how stupid you are, it’s an unbelievably charmed life. But to go chase wins in the Mountain West and deal with 21 year old dudes who are the literal dumbest guys on the planet? Illness

I swear all these guys immediately buy four houses, then get roped into some investment scheme, a fraudulent REIT, a Juice Bar franchise with 10 stores under water, or some other shit they have to feed cash to until they die or get divorced and liquidate. It’s the only thing that can explain it.

Nobody safe in the B1G. IU Volleyball a little too high on their own supply, but MSU is really good. IU thinks they can hit through everyone, and so far that’s been true. But when someone’s block finally showed up, they didn’t have a plan B. Hopefully they come back ready to eat against Purdue.

Fighting for his life on the toilet

Quickly shaping up as one of the biggest dumdums on this site. This person thinks the magician actually saws people in half.

The League of Shadows ain’t played ‘Bama, Pawl!

Could evaporate tomorrow and wouldn’t be remembered two years from now

City of Detroit should eminent domain the team.

Tiers of who should win:
Tier I. Mariners - Seattle is cool. Get the Narubers a damn trophy finally.

Tier II. Brewers - Milwaukee is cool. Beer and stuff.

Tier F-2b: Blue Jays. Vladdy cool, but fuck Roger Clemens, Fuck Joe Carter, Fuck Robbie Alomar, et al.

Tier Hit By A Train: Cubs & Dodgers

welp

Swing da bat

BAMOOOOOOOOS

The crisis of masculinity would be solved if we had shitty little bars on every other corner.

Is Gather 22 not open for sportsball viewing?

Bring this shit home Skoobie

Somehow RiRi Anti is one of the most quintessential Spooky Szn albums. Just a vibe of some kind.

He’s mad as h-e-double-hockeysticks

Wait is Cam Skattebo part of the Hallmark Universe? Why am I seeing @itschristmastown.bsky.social icons? Is Danny Dimes a Baxter or the hometown boyfriend the female lead let get away in favor of a new, annoying guy? Am I having a stroke?

We just need like 6-7 more of us on here to make sure it happens.

Real shame there’s no NFL or Philly connection (so far) because I’ve got “The Wind-Up Go Birds Chronicle” locked and loaded.