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Ethan
@ethanclsn.bsky.social
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I lurk and I like stuff, I guess sometimes I post too 😅 (he/him)
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 4h
God that's a whole fucking mood
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 4h
A perfect princess!
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 6h
Kids are morbid AF and I love that for them
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 9h
You got it! They're all over the place
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 9h
Coach I am watching this game at a bar in SoCal. I want nothing more than to watch the Dodgers get their asses kicked
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 16h
Them: need help doing things?

Me: yes

Them: we have a doing things medication

Me: ooh

Them: hahahahaha guess what you have to do to get it?

Me: oh no

Them: things.
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 12h
But who won? (My money's on the table)
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 12h
Don't seek yourself short, you have some lovely fountain pens and ink
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 18h
He was and he did. And the 3rd baseman was not in a good position to receive the ball and get the out so the catcher ran
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
Heck yeah! Good job Shawn!!
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
But then now will you know if you've gotten all the crumbs off when you stand up?
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
Touché
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
But fucking up you get to be on your back
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
Exactly so! Baseball players confused about play they just made is such a good genre of image/gif
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
My favorite is the utterly *shocked* expression of the outfielder who made the initial catch
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
Utterly ridiculous! Totally awesome!
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
It was definitely fun!
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
I mean the players and the announcers did. The umps did not 😅
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
That was *wiiiiiiiild*
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
I just want a Mariners v Brewers World Series (also I don't like the Dodgers and the Blue Jays are a problem) but mostly I want the double underdog story
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
No Gotham has the higher population density and would have kept the 908 numbers when 732 was introduced (also those are too far north anyway)
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 1d
That's a column

Columbus is the red head who loves Eddie in Rocky Horror
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non-binary disaster bisexual @persian-slipper.bsky.social · 1d
That's Columba.

Columbus is a narrow vertical structure supporting floors or the roof of a building
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Andrew Middleton @mapcenter.com · 1d
That's Coulomb.

Columbus is the genus that includes doves and pigeons.
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 2d
A good and majestic floof
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 2d
But which kitty Phil?
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Ethan @ethanclsn.bsky.social · 3d
Soft, insulating, adorable
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