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Patrick Dubuque

@euqubud.baseballprospectus.com

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bbwaa // writer with a thrift store degree // managing editor @ baseball prospectus

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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · Oct 28

Writing a baseball article and taking shots at the Garfield board game of 1981, feels good. This is what I was meant to do with my life

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 6h

I don't know. I think it was a nice time

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 6h

If they did, tonight, I'd assume they'd run into an inning-ending double play anyway

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 6h

wonder when that last train runs

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 6h

Sorry, man. The better team didn't win, because god turned his back on both of them hours ago

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 7h

The Mariners win.

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 7h

FUN FACT: Every hitter on both of these teams has hit a home run before

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 7h

VLADIMIR: Well? Shall we score a run?
ESTRAGON: Yes. Let's.

They do not score.

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 7h

May as well link to it, I guess

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

Went back to look at my 2022 ALDS Game 3 recap and apparently part of it was about this clock I had as a kid

a clock of madness

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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 9h

It all comes down to this. Or maybe something else, later

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

The drought was only supposed to be 10 years but this stretched it to 20. They spat in god's eye

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

make-up calls find a way

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

Jose Caballero, except he redistributed his points out of stealth and into perception

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

Emerson Hancock looms

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 8h

Every bat in this game

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Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

Oh look, the intentional walk to load the bases. This has never gone wrong, not even in the last 24 hours... Carpenter, you say?

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

The broken bat giveth, and the broken bat taketh away

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

(tarik skubal is incredible, in line for no-decision) dammit, I've already written this article

(game goes deep into extra innings) dammit, I've already written this article as well

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

Stopping mid-game to conduct Mitch Garver's retirement ceremony

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 8h

forfeit by murder

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 9h

Like they always say, a passed ball and a pop fly are as good as a sacrifice

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 9h

Like they always say, a hit's as good as an intentional walk

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 9h

manual zombie runner

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 9h

javy baez

disapproval

Patrick Dubuque @euqubud.baseballprospectus.com · 9h

People like to use boxing metaphors for extra-inning games but it's more like getting your kid to pick up the last eight things in their room