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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof

@evanbernick.bsky.social

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Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). “Mildly Sephirothic at worst.” He/him.

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 7h

WHERE U GO

just to the fridge

WHAT HAPPENING

nothing im just getting food

TAKE FLOOF

I… ok

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 11h

(it’s not a skewed sample size unless you don’t know what a sample is)

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 11h

Also, lol reason.com/volokh/2025/...

Even With A Skewed Sample Size, The New York Times Survey Of Federal Judges Reveals A Brewing Judicial Crisis

The New York Times surveyed nearly four-hundred federal judges, asking them about their views of the Supreme Court's emergency docket. I agree…

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 11h

To Beau’s point, I don’t take anyone to be denying that judges are complaining and the article is pretty transparent. They asked hundreds. 65 responded. 47 complained. It’s the “most comprehensive to date,” not “comprehensive, full stop.” I’m not sure what there is to take issue with here.

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 11h

lol I can’t believe this works. Might be the only genuine cheese in Silksong m.youtube.com/watch?v=zqlW...

Silksong | How to cheese Chef Lugoli (NOT PATCHED)

YouTube video by Daniel

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 12h

Caption: wolf versus bear, who will win

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 7d

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 12h

Argo sneezes after 75 percent of his morning stair climbs

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 12h

thank you! yes is a Berner

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 12h

strettttcch stomp clomp stomp clomp turn stomp clomp ACHOO

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 13h

One must sculpt one’s floof

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 13h

YES HENLO HOOMAN WUtT R WE DOING DIS FUNDAY

Giant floofy smiling Bernese mountain dog

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Chrissy Wiley @chrissyone.bsky.social · 1d

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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 21h

This might be the best single thing you could read on the state of the law in the US right now.

(@evanbernick.bsky.social makes an appearance or two)

Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 22h

The “Dual State” Theory Was Invented to Describe Nazis. The Supreme Court Could Take Us There. – Mother Jones

The “dual state” theory was invented to describe Nazis. The Supreme Court could take us there.

Authoritarianism—but make it look like the rule of law.

www.motherjones.com

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 1d

NEFUR MIND I SHALL KEEP OTHER HOOMANS COMPAWNY N WATCH FLOOFBALL

Giant Berner with absurd expression takes up 9/10ths of couch

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Hannah Walser @hkpmw.bsky.social · 23h

“I hope you’re getting this down”

Love and Death (1975) – "To love is to suffer" [1080p]

YouTube video by David Alemany

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 23h

Timeline cleanse from smol hooman and lorg floof

Tiny baby in a standing thing with a large floofy Bernese mountain dog lying in front of her. Bit smiles from both

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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 23h

Rest in peace Diane x

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kvconner.bsky.social @kvconner.bsky.social · 1d

Diane Keaton’s Final Instagram Post Before Her Death Showed Her at Home with Her Beloved Golden Retriever

The actress shared the Instagram post in honor of National Pet Day in April
By Toria Sheffield
Published on October 11, 2025 04:43PM EDT
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Diane Keaton’s Final Instagram Post Before Her Death Showed Her at Home with Her Beloved Golden Retriever

Diane Keaton's final Instagram post before her death featured a photo of her beloved Golden Retriever Reggie. The actress died at age 79 in California on Saturday, Oct. 11.

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 1d

Yah he hang out under desk

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 1d

(Words, not floofnotes)

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 1d

(the limit is 10k)

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 1d

Update: 14500. full footnoted. Damn. The rest of this is gonna hurt.

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