Evelyn X
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Quark: I come from a long line of people with something fucked up with them
Quark:  I come from a long line of people with something fucked up with them
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pikeshorse.bsky.social
Ultimately humans and the Gorn were in fact able to reach an agreement 🤣
Beverly Garland bts on the set of the ALLIGATOR PEOPLE (1959)
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
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ianboudreau.com
American broadcast journalism has utterly failed and is a dead industry, there's nothing left worth saving
evelynecks.bsky.social
It's absolutely ridiculous and dumb silly, but on the other hand it is also ridiculous and dumb and silly.
Beverly Crusher is yelling at Geordi, "...and besides, it wasn't even a ghost, it was an anaphasic lifeform!"
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swordscomic.bsky.social
If Star Trek can have an episode about the Medical Officer having sex with the same ghost that had sex with her grandma, your story can have a little cringe in it too. It might turn out to be something people like, even. Weird people who smell like ham.
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adamparkhomenko.bsky.social
It’s wild the agents who have videographers following them never seem to have footage of what they claim those they are arresting did
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sherylnyt.bsky.social
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
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brendelbored.bsky.social
I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”
evelynecks.bsky.social
Dear Leader is so healthy it was necessary to give him the deadly Covid-19 vaccine to prevent his ascension to the heavenly plane before his work on Earth is done.
"Dear Leader" North Korean TV presenter with the background replaced with Trump's tacky White House decor.
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gettheorion.bsky.social
Even Klingons know the value of Mental Health.

World Mental Health Awareness Day. 🖖🏻💚
screenshot from Star Trek Deep Space Nine featuring General Martok. The text says "If you're still alive, you're not struggling with depression. Depression is struggling with you." screenshot from Star Trek Deep Space Nine. Martok is speaking. the word box says "the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. it is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires, whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. battle against a doe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against all odds. there is no more honorable combat."
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turtlebee.bsky.social
The Frog Costume has gone from $25 to almost $40 on amazon over the last week. There's an army brewing.
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newrepublic.com
His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
What he not saying is that his friends and cronies invested a fortune in Argentina since their guy Milei won, they stand to lose a big chunk of those fortunes the way things are going, and Argentina’s elections are in two weeks and we are tampering in them to bail Milei out.
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thetnholler.bsky.social
Amazing what happens when you give the guy a plane
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jonscrazyblues.bsky.social
It’s #InktoberDay9! Some people are hard to find, but the striped shirt, glasses and beanie are the unmistakable trademarks of this beloved picture book character! That’s right, it’s Missing Boy, quite possibly Spirit #Halloween’s laziest effort to skirt legalities! #Inktober
evelynecks.bsky.social
The whole Spin Master retro aesthetic is just "what if licensed toys were truly terrible unlicensed toys you'd win at a county fair instead". Their supposed to be "Kenner style" but even bendy leg Han Solo's sculpt and paint weren't this bad.
Packaged toys from the Spin Master Batman 1989 Retro Target exclusive collection, featuring Batman, The Joker, Viki Val, and Bob the Goon. They all feature extremely inaccurate crude sculpting and strangely off color selections.
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brennancenter.org
The anti-voter SAVE Act failed in Congress thanks to widespread opposition. Now, its proponents are pressuring the Election Assistance Commission to enact a similar “show-your-papers” requirement for voting. Will you speak out against this attack on the freedom to vote?
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wutangforchildren.bsky.social
Protect the Portland frog at all costs 💪
evelynecks.bsky.social
While part of the methodology is the same, the impetus is different. Britain's (and others') take was "this is a problem of sexual urges, so we will eliminate that chemically." Iran's take is "only men and women should have sex with each other, so gay men should be women." Neither is good of course.