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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 4h

did you ever see last week's flash gordon?

bsky.app/profile/turt...

(the artist is a bskyer)

The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 8d

@golikehellmachine.com You should see today's Flash Gordon...

comicskingdom.com/flash-gordon...

The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 5h

Yeah fuck this crap I don't believe a word of it. Kill Bryden first, he's a creep who thinks he's better than the rest of us cause his dad's the pastor.

The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 8h

this way leads to rancho gordo

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 8h

bread baking is more of a social science though

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 9h

but the frozen trader joes ones aren't bad for a lazy winter sunday indoors

The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 9h

you gotta at least do zoom

you can all get drunk together

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 10h

oh yeah, let me go get my baguette mold and my oven that's twice as long as any other oven and costs 5x as much so I hand make a bread that's a complete pain in the ass

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 10h

and if you are french you go to the bakery around the corner where they are price controlled and better than you are going to make from home because nobody makes baguettes at home that's psycho shit for psychos

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 11h

this keeps popping up on my feed and I keep reading it as "‘Portland Frog’ balled by ICE agents" and, well, that's a very different video.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 11h

what do people who call themselves hoosiers know from fucking pronunciation?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 11h

but doesn't it throw it all out at the end and you can choose ending a or b?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 11h

eep, erp, ergh, app, gah! *red faced and sputtering*

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 12h

sorry, but if you call it a primm-er people all think you are a prim little prick

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 13h

goddamn fucking baboons

The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 13h

you're confusing that with grosjurors, which is when everyone is over 300 pounds

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 14h

Twentieth century was pretty hard on South America.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 14h

Comparing TLOU2 to Funny Games is way unfair to Funny Games. (Also I have walked out of movies that were just pointless atrocity porn, yes I'm looking at you Dancer in the Dark, don't pretend you can't hear me.)

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 14h

I only wouldn't wish him it because when he spends his last few years in a maximum security cell I want him to know exactly why he's there.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 15h

I wish bluesky was a safe place to make the joke I want to make here. And yes I know whining about it is even worse. (But metawhining is ok.)

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 17h

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 15h

this should happen to six members of the supreme court every day. every fucking day.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 15h

Goys stop using the word Zionist challenge.

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 15h

goddamnit I'm too slow

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 15h

Hegseth approves of antifa now?

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The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 16h

bluesky really needs to fix its video sound compression issue

The Birds The Turtles and The Beast @turtlebee.bsky.social · 16h

The complex, yet completely boring and vapid, sentences saying absolutely nothing to make an agreeable comment that nobody would ever feel compelled to write? It's like writing foam.

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