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Martin P.
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Store brand Jason Kelce. Protect Trans Kids and punch nazis. COYS.

Somerville, MA, greatest city in the world, baby.
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We live in an era where people who have never gone 100% on any creative project hear that AI can get them 90% of the way and think the future is nigh, not understanding that creatives spend their careers honing the skills required to navigate the last 10%.
December 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I’m still thinking about this and it really is one of those “everyone thinks Elon Musk is a genius until he gets involved in your field” moments. I’m gonna be a total bore and think about this seriously, please don’t read on if you don’t care what a landscape architect thinks about this shit… 1/?
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Tag yourself I’m COAT BATH
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
We need to put the Cy back in Cyber Monday
December 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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The ones who “Quiet Quit” Omelas
December 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Alright chat, finished up the digitizing, tagged the emps real nice the way we like em, here's Yo La Tengo at Tufts University on April 23, 1998, for your listening pleasure. Be cool, have fun.
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Alright chat, finished up the digitizing, tagged the emps real nice the way we like em, here's Yo La Tengo at Tufts University on April 23, 1998, for your listening pleasure. Be cool, have fun.
November 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
27+ years after the fact, finally digitizing the single soundboard recording I ever made of a show. April 98, YLT came to Tufts and I was helping with the group booking the show, so I borrowed a cassette deck from the radio station and plugged it into the board…
November 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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U.S. Maple @ Fireside Bowl Chicago

youtu.be/rrew_AiDOMM
US Maple - Mountaintop - fireside 1997
YouTube video by jimmyknuckle
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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this is also another great onion newspaper ad
November 29, 2025 at 1:26 AM
On a Delta flight and again being reminded by their centennial-celebrating safety videos that decades ended 25 years ago
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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Man Hoping People Notice How Many Folding Chairs He’s Carrying At Once https://theonion.com/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-he-s-c-1819576444/
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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y'know, if tech companies weren't so fired up to call every single thing "AI" it would be a lot easier to distinguish "ML spam filter that is well-sandboxed and tuned on your emails" from "giant context and IP-eroding foundation model that makes people paranoid and unhappy"
since the "google is now training gemini on your email contents" thing keeps bumping around here: it's _not happening_. I say this not to defend google but because I know a lot of people that have broken their filtering and made their lives much more annoying from sheer misinformation.
The malwarebytes Google opting-your-emails-into-ai-training thing is not true. The post is based on one bad tweet.

I know anti-tech lamenting is a Bluesky core principle, but please use the same judgement you would for any other clickbait.

www.theverge.com/news/826902/...
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Most brazen daytime heist ever perpetrated, with the press either acting as useful idiots falling for obvious bullshit or actively abetting it.
DOGE was created for data theft and infrastructure dismantling and it wildly succeeded on both counts within the first few weeks of its existence. It will take a generation to rebuild what it destroyed and the breach of data is unprecedented.
Bye bye, “DOGE”.

It no longer exists as a “centralized entity”, according to the Office of Personnel Management.

@reuters.com
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Oh man maybe the Canadian billionaire is Lawrence Stroll and he and his dumb failson can get the heave ho from F1
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation

They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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the desire for Endless Franchise is sublimated hunger for God. if the franchise ends the hunger pricks, the dread tide ebbs. the standalone short story exists, in the franchise acolyte's imagination, like the grim reaper a the end of a dark dirt road
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Speaking as a noted expert on the topic we don’t actually have to stand for this
abolish waymo
November 20, 2025 at 1:40 AM
They used to make real soundtracks for a movie
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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florence pew: thread
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Well, we can at least make sure every server at every restaurant in town knows who's never getting a spit-free meal.
According to the car wash owner, agents arrested employees before they could obtain their documentation from their work lockers. So many were likely here legally.

Here's hoping this article on Zac boasting about how he ruined some immigrants' lives follows him around for a very long time.
BU College Republicans president says he called ICE to ‘detain these criminals’ at Allston Car Wash
The president of Boston University College Republicans wrote on X he called the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement requesting it detain employees at Allston Car Wash, the site of a Nov. 4 raid w...
dailyfreepress.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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did you know you can quantify the amount that a community is failing to provide transit options simply by measuring how frequently its tech bros reinvent the bus?
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM