The Birds The Turtles and The Bees
@turtlebee.bsky.social
Going through my bird phase in a big way.
Also, goosebutt. 🪶
January 24, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Also, goosebutt. 🪶
No doom, just geese. 🪶
January 24, 2026 at 10:28 PM
No doom, just geese. 🪶
Almost bedtime! 🪶
January 24, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Almost bedtime! 🪶
Wonder if that Davis cop is ICE now.
January 21, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Wonder if that Davis cop is ICE now.
More of a "I am having an affair with Kyrsten Sinema and so's my wife!"
January 21, 2026 at 5:50 PM
More of a "I am having an affair with Kyrsten Sinema and so's my wife!"
Read this guys authored bio and tell me you need to give any amounts of fucks about what he thinks. I mean come on, this is just beating up on the helpless.
January 20, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Read this guys authored bio and tell me you need to give any amounts of fucks about what he thinks. I mean come on, this is just beating up on the helpless.
Ending the long weekend with my best boy. 🪶
January 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Ending the long weekend with my best boy. 🪶
Godzilla in training 🪶
January 18, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Godzilla in training 🪶
She knows there's treats in the backpack, but she can't figure out how to get in there safely and girl I know your brain is the size of a pea but this is just silly. 🪶
January 15, 2026 at 8:25 PM
She knows there's treats in the backpack, but she can't figure out how to get in there safely and girl I know your brain is the size of a pea but this is just silly. 🪶
Floofy girl. 🪶
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Floofy girl. 🪶
When it comes in plastic you know it's quality.
January 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
When it comes in plastic you know it's quality.
Maybe the world just needs more birds. I sure do.
January 13, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Maybe the world just needs more birds. I sure do.
I got this cute bird backpack for Orthodox Christmas and I've been trying for days to get them not to be afraid of it, this is so exciting!
January 12, 2026 at 9:59 PM
I got this cute bird backpack for Orthodox Christmas and I've been trying for days to get them not to be afraid of it, this is so exciting!
She thinks she's a grass parrot. 🪶
January 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
She thinks she's a grass parrot. 🪶
Boudin is better than it has any right to be, and at least in the brick and mortar stores do super cute animal breads that are just a little too expensive to get.
January 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Boudin is better than it has any right to be, and at least in the brick and mortar stores do super cute animal breads that are just a little too expensive to get.
The dorkus loves to be hand fed grass. 🪶
January 10, 2026 at 12:24 AM
The dorkus loves to be hand fed grass. 🪶
I've been pet posting a bit too recently and I didn't care, they give me joy and sharing that joy is part of it. Birds are joyous chaos machines! 🪶
January 8, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I've been pet posting a bit too recently and I didn't care, they give me joy and sharing that joy is part of it. Birds are joyous chaos machines! 🪶
Lunch of champions
January 7, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Lunch of champions
I know I post them too much, but I don't care, I love my little guys and want to share them with everyone.
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I know I post them too much, but I don't care, I love my little guys and want to share them with everyone.
but pigs! (not butt pigs)
January 5, 2026 at 5:31 PM
but pigs! (not butt pigs)
May I interest you in some delicious grass?
January 5, 2026 at 3:30 AM
May I interest you in some delicious grass?
LIES, Fiasco is there!
January 4, 2026 at 10:48 PM
LIES, Fiasco is there!
The crime contemplator contemplates. 🪶
January 4, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The crime contemplator contemplates. 🪶
She finally forgot how mad she is at me. 🪶
January 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
She finally forgot how mad she is at me. 🪶