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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10h

The best part is going to be when they integrate sports betting into the sexts

“Your throbbing manmountain makes me SOOOOOO wet, but you know what would make me even wetter? If you put a three team parlay on DraftKings using promo-code ‘SUCKER.’ Oh yeah, baby, let me suck you dry.”

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10h

So glad we’re burning down rainforests and drying up lakes to help total losers masturbate in an entirely new way

The Verge @theverge.com · 14h

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 11h

Couldn't stick that shite anymore, horrendous. Switched to Andorra vs Serbia. Surprised they've been allowed to move their home game to Meggetland

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 11h

Stunned to see Raspadori hooked. Boy looked like a 25 year old make a wish kid. Only goal he was threatening was the GoFundMe total to get him to Disneyland

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 12h

Well after watching that first half I now implicitly understand why Serie A clubs are signing guys from Aberdeen and Motherwell

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 12h

World class at passing between the centre halves though 👌

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 12h

Critchley's Hearts. Entire team are terrified to play a forwards pass over 5 yards and when they actually do they make a complete arse of it and the other team goes three 20 yard balls up the park leading to shitey knickers time. Abysmal

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 12h

Italy are absolutely hum dinging by the way. Stinking.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 12h

Italy are absolutely hum dinging by the way. Stinking.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 14h

No sure there's many 5 year old Arab bairns looking for water in Udine tbh

lajina.bsky.social @lajina.bsky.social · 14h

Snipers on roof as security ramps up for Italy-Israel qualifier

Oct 14, 2025, 08:41 AM ET Snipers are on the roof of the Israel team hotel in Udine and the Italian city is on maximum alert ahead of a World Cup qualifier on Tuesday. The sound of helicopters surveilling the city has filled the air…

Snipers on roof as security ramps up for Italy-Israel qualifier

Oct 14, 2025, 08:41 AM ET Snipers are on the roof of the Israel team hotel in Udine and the Italian city is on maximum alert ahead of a World Cup qualifier on Tuesday. The sound of helicopters surveilling the city has filled the air since the morning, hours before Italy's match against Israel was set to kick off at Stadio Friuli.

6up.net

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 16h

Just minded Kyziridis won goal of the month and Larry Longshanks player of the month too. Truly this is how it feels to win the league in October

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 16h

The great irony about Glens is that it's the ideal toilet bowl cleaner unless you actually drink it, whereupon it becomes quite the opposite

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 16h

Some mantelpiece he's going to need

Hearts Standard @heartsstandard.bsky.social · 18h

🏅Derek McInnes has become the first Hearts manager to win the award in the top flight for consecutive months during the SPFL era
www.heartsstandard.co.uk/news/2554202...

Hearts' Derek McInnes named manager of the month after unbeaten September

Hearts scored five goals without reply over their two matches, maintaining their unbeaten start to the Scottish Premiership.

www.heartsstandard.co.uk

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Well my Commies are absolute fucking dugshit again. Luckily that's been the default for 30 years so I don't care 😎

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 1d

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

1-1. Right good game that. Both teams going at it, end to end. Hundred times better than the dugmeat I watched yesterday.

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Soon as he goes off the park, Macedonia score an absolute fucking PEARLER. Suggests to me he's a talisman

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Heid knock for Chesnokov. Don't worry son you'll no need a brain in Scottish fitba

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Heid knock for Chesnokov. Don't worry son you'll no need a brain in Scottish fitba

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

GOAL KAZAKHSTAN AND YOU CAN'T SAY IT HASN'T BEEN COMING

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Miovski hooked at half time. No sure he touched the baw.

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Victor Palsson that played for the Hibs in 2011(!) with the goal

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Sexy no look passes - 10/10
Ability to control a simple ball - 3/10

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Can I just shock you? Chesnokov is pretty shite btw. He's like Barrie McKay with a military haircut

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

I tell you what, I doubt this lad Kenzhebek signs for Hearts, he's too fucking good. But if he does, oh ya fucker

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

Kazakhstan are playing Macedonia off the park. 8 shots to 2 already. The other wee winger we were supposed to be looking at has caused them some issues anaw

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Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

He's just missed a fucking sitter 😅

Everybody loves IJ @everybodylovesij.bsky.social · 1d

I'm on Chesnokov watch
Update: he hasn't scored a hattrick yet

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