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about the Penguins and the Gorgie and the lager 🎵
about the Penguins and the Gorgie and the lager 🎵
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I WAS CARRIED TO GORGIE IN A SWARM OF BEERS
I NEVER DRANK RUM SO STRATTIES DON'T REMEMBER ME
I NEVER DRANK RUM SO STRATTIES DON'T REMEMBER ME
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Man got hit on the right side by a sledgehammer and on the left side by a brick while simultaneously suffering a stroke
December 15, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Man got hit on the right side by a sledgehammer and on the left side by a brick while simultaneously suffering a stroke
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Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
December 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Elon's little serfs are quite literally begging journalists to come back because every publicly available source of data shows people have fled the platform and young people won't use it.
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
They are literally begging regular people to come back. Don't do it! It is a website by and for actual Nazis!
19 May 2012
December 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
19 May 2012
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ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
November 8, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ME AS A CHILD: i cant wait till im an adult, then i can finally Do Things
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
ME AS AN ADULT: the spectre of Things To Do haunts me from sunup to sundown, and beyond
Pens haven't won a damn thing without Mr 101 btw
is now a good time to point out that evgeni malkin is the glue that holds the penguins together?
December 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pens haven't won a damn thing without Mr 101 btw
Best lyrics ever written about Scotland btw
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Best lyrics ever written about Scotland btw
A phrase only spoken once in human history I'd imagine
Also I'm having another beer, get it round you Jehovah
December 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
A phrase only spoken once in human history I'd imagine
Now it's Sunday, so I've only had 13 beers because I don't want God to be mad at me but:
The Walkmen are better than Jesus, they dressed better for a fucking start
The Walkmen are better than Jesus, they dressed better for a fucking start
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Now it's Sunday, so I've only had 13 beers because I don't want God to be mad at me but:
The Walkmen are better than Jesus, they dressed better for a fucking start
The Walkmen are better than Jesus, they dressed better for a fucking start
They should bring back hoopy jumpers, slightly baggy jeans and white Adidas. Then bring back copying whatever Interpol were wearing. Also Rudi Skacel and Paul Hartley
December 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
They should bring back hoopy jumpers, slightly baggy jeans and white Adidas. Then bring back copying whatever Interpol were wearing. Also Rudi Skacel and Paul Hartley
Proud to be servile to these guys, just give up life man
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Proud to be servile to these guys, just give up life man
It was genuinely that day I gave up. Imagine being proud of being supine to the fucking ENGLISH. Like ok if Spain or France or someone cool colonised us, but the fucking ENGLISH
We give out at other countries a lot (we should) but man, you’ll never shake the absolute embarrassment of voting no to your own independence. For shame
December 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It was genuinely that day I gave up. Imagine being proud of being supine to the fucking ENGLISH. Like ok if Spain or France or someone cool colonised us, but the fucking ENGLISH
Let me put this as politely as I can:
I would sooner lick my own fucking arsehole
I would sooner lick my own fucking arsehole
People are losing their minds on Twitter and becoming more trick lazy, sloppy and radicalised because the libs are not there to argue against and challenge. Come back.
December 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Let me put this as politely as I can:
I would sooner lick my own fucking arsehole
I would sooner lick my own fucking arsehole
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Scotland voting No in 2014
New react meme just in time for use in 2026.
December 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Scotland voting No in 2014
I didn't do a "I remembered this musical artist" post this weekend, but I did just remember Unicorn Kid. Always forget him when I talk about Edinburgh's best musicians. Wee guy was sensational
December 14, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I didn't do a "I remembered this musical artist" post this weekend, but I did just remember Unicorn Kid. Always forget him when I talk about Edinburgh's best musicians. Wee guy was sensational
Devlin's in midfield
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Devlin's in midfield
Come for my histrionic love of a Scottish football team that never wins a fucking thing, stay for my speculation about Old Man Jenkins being Anglican
Fred - tedious, dressed like an idiot. Prod.
Daphne - redhead, probably Irish heritage. Catholic.
Velma - NAILED ON athiest, posts about it too
Shaggy - Hindu, been to many a guru for the "nonsense"
Scooby - fuck knows, cunt only likes Scooby Snacks
Agree on Scrappy but
Daphne - redhead, probably Irish heritage. Catholic.
Velma - NAILED ON athiest, posts about it too
Shaggy - Hindu, been to many a guru for the "nonsense"
Scooby - fuck knows, cunt only likes Scooby Snacks
Agree on Scrappy but
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Come for my histrionic love of a Scottish football team that never wins a fucking thing, stay for my speculation about Old Man Jenkins being Anglican
THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN. SIMPLY INCREDIBLE
December 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
THEY FUCKING DID IT AGAIN. SIMPLY INCREDIBLE
Pretty wild that Rivers is going to be able to tell his grandbairns about this game when they turn 30 tomorrow
December 14, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Pretty wild that Rivers is going to be able to tell his grandbairns about this game when they turn 30 tomorrow
Simply incredible
Carcone of the power play off the challenge. 4-3 Utah.
December 14, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Simply incredible
Kicking fuck out of Scooby Doo because your team is shite
December 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Kicking fuck out of Scooby Doo because your team is shite
THAT'S MY PENGUINS
It's tied, 3-3. I'm not kidding.
December 14, 2025 at 10:11 PM
THAT'S MY PENGUINS
WE MUST ONLY KNOW SUFFERING
Michael Carcone follows his own rebound and shoots off the post and then off the back of Murashov. 3-2 Penguins with 18:38 left.
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
WE MUST ONLY KNOW SUFFERING
HERE WE GO
Nate Schmidt on a rebound cuts it to 3-1 Penguins 1:07 into the third.
December 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
HERE WE GO