I'd also settle for president when the noncebattens get punted out

It is my promise to the Scottish people that I would get on the cans and uppercut Douglas Ross EVERY day

THAT Forrester dafty I think you mean, because I'd relish that gig. 50% steaming Kenny MacAskill/50% steaming in Jamie Hepburn

Fair play that's a pearler right enough

He's in Philly, he'll get stabbed if he displays any wokeness

Heard the prosecution was struggling before this evidence came to light

Blame it on the bear

I posted about this on a rare kickback foray, saying I'm no even going to hound the laddie, it'd be a shame because he should be in assisted living. That's life altering brain injury stuff.

I mean if there's one thing that this country has altered in me, it's that I'm up and ready at the back of 6 every single morning, so that's sound. But I'm boiling I'll get shouted at if I open a crisp, cool PBR at that time of the day