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Retch

@fatwizardass.bsky.social

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he/him/it, half goblin, 31, queer, beta my name is retch and I love wizards with fat asses, reading splatterpunk and watching horror movies dni- minors, bigots, homophobes, transphobes https://fatwizardass.straw.page

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Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · Sep 6

Need some recommendations for some darker sounding dungeon synth, so far a lot of what I’ve found is very shire-esque and I’m looking for more Mount Doom

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birthday bitch🪨 akrul @cassiterite.bsky.social · 5h

i wish I could just stop shitting forever

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 9h

Protein maxing turns to fart maxing real quick

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Scoobtoobins @scoobtoobins.bsky.social · 14h

Stage Fright
Ink on paper

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 22h

Back on my rotisserie chicken grind

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 1d

Pumpkin synth?? Horror synth? Shit how many synths you got?!

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 2d

Will hopefully be spending the rest of my afternoon playing Pokémon FireRed

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 2d

Then me and Ren went to Kinokuniya and got some BL and a hamtaro/godzilla figure

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 2d

I did a cute batz maru rice ball mold and some stickers tho so it wasn’t a complete waste!

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 2d

Went to Daiso today for the first time but had to cut my trip short since there was kids running around acting a fool and overwhelming me (＞人＜;)

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 2d

(●´ω｀●)

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 3d

Night night

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 3d

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 4d

Life is really kicking my ass right now :-/

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 7d

I present to you…. Larry

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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 𓅰 🐱 @lucavi.bsky.social · 8d

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 7d

Spent the day at the theaters! Saw Bone Lake and Perfect Blue earlier and now currently waiting for Good Boy to start 👻

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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 10d

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 9d

Smosh my balls

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 10d

Got each one of these cassettes for 50 cents each!

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12d

we out here

It is a moon lit night in a narrow valley of a high mountain spooky terrain. The moon has a halo that makes it look twice its own size, and is only barely covered by slightly wispy clouds. The mountains in the distance are blueish white from the splash of the moons haunted hues, but in between the walls of darker rock that crowd in to the foreground, two-robed creatures that are likely men stand lit by a torch that one of them holds like a holy relic. Their hoods are pointed and drawn up over their heads, but we can see the whites of their long impressive beards that make them look like wizards, though perhaps they are merely otherworldly cultists. Their faces are in shadow and they are hunched suspiciously, as if they are up to some dark mischief and their hands are raised in a way that you cannot tell if they are conversing, about to exchange items, or casting some spell.

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 13d

My ambernic 35sp just got delivered and I’m so ready to get home and play with it. 🤪

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𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @brianimator.bsky.social · 14d

Dogs in #horror movies 🐾 #filmsky

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 15d

*guy who doesn't know his own passwords voice* you couldn't torture my passwords out of me

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 15d

Retch @fatwizardass.bsky.social · 15d

I’m so stressed and depressed it’s crazy