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Mrs.SteveCarpenter

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33 yo princess 🔞 Steddie brainrot, Buckingham connoisseur, Wayne’s Girl 🩷 AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/FilthyMartini92

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · Jul 30

Master Post ‼️ of all my published fiction on the Archive.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 1h

Me with this thread

a man in a striped shirt and tie eating a piece of food

ALT: a man in a striped shirt and tie eating a piece of food

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Manon @t4teddiemunson.bsky.social · 1h

omegaverse, pregnancy, #steddie 🧵

Alpha Eddie is a composer of regionally successful jingles so he can afford a nice flat with one room for a nice little studio…if he has a room mate. And since Jeff is getting mated Eddie has to find a new one.

He puts out an ad open for any gender and designation

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2h

Godsend

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cuips✨️ @cuips-not-cute.bsky.social · 4h

eddie going into subspace during a tattoo appointment and steve picks him up after and is just soooo charmed and then. they kiss🥰

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2h

Wanted to post a Microfic I wrote a week ago. Opened said fic, turns out I didn’t finish it.

mary poppins from mary poppins is holding an umbrella and saying `` so done '' .

ALT: mary poppins from mary poppins is holding an umbrella and saying `` so done '' .

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2h

Finally getting my period after a week of hell with every symptom possible and now crashing out again on a Saturday night because I’m single and don’t get dates when I never leave the house. Bye.

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👻 Mari // novacorpsrecruit @novacorpsrecruit.bsky.social · 18h

Never Back Down From a Dare
#steddie | E | wc 2,002 | @stkinktober.bsky.social day 11: bets/dares

"C'mon! You're so fucking creative. Give me a good one!"

"Okay," Eddie laughed. He leaned into Steve's space, a smirk across his face. "I dare you to blow me."

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Image of Steve and Eddie in the upside down laughing

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EE 🍉 @ee33.bsky.social · 16h

Eddie coming home to his baseball pitcher husband Steve who just last week cost his team the World Series, excitedly waving a baseball shirt in his face ”They were doing screenprints in the record shop, look sweetheart I made you one!”
Steve unfolds the shirt and reads

I CAN’T EVEN THROW STRAIGHT

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McReynolds @mcreynolds87.bsky.social · 1d

tall Eddie and short king Steve my beloveds

Eddie loves walking behind Steve and picking him up unannounced

Steve loves sitting between Eddie’s legs, head under Eddie’s chin

no, they aren’t even dating, yes, both are pining for each other

#steddie

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👻 Mari // novacorpsrecruit @novacorpsrecruit.bsky.social · 2d

Steve swings by the mechanics to drop off lunch for his good friend Eddie, only to see Eddie working in his tank with his jumpsuit tied around his waist and he leaves trying to figure out a plan to fuck his good friend Eddie

meg 🎵 @swifterthings.bsky.social · 2d

Phew… lawd

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 1d

Hmm YES

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thisusernameisunavailable @dismaygray.bsky.social · 1d

Listen I love scream and I know the usual order people apply steddie but whataboutdis

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McReynolds @mcreynolds87.bsky.social · 2d

i can fuck him, i absolutely can

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2d

Thats why Steve hired him. The killing his husband part is just a nice bonus.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2d

Eddie:

a purple cartoon mouse with a red ear is standing on a blue background .

ALT: a purple cartoon mouse with a red ear is standing on a blue background .

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✨Thee ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა ✨️ @skitchskatch.bsky.social · 2d

tw: omegaverse Steddie

Steve going into irregular heat after Starcourt and seeking out alphas in the night, he becomes a rumour whispered among alphas, a desperate omega for taming. Yet most of them had only gotten a glimpse of the omega.

Because Eddie Munson had found himself an unwitting guard.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2d

Steve looking for a hitman for his husband.

Eddie doesn’t really care why people hire him, they still tell him, like they need him to know the reason.

He’s never surprised until the most handsome guy tells him he needs to get rid of his husband cause he simply is too boring.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2d

Eddie writes the company that they should rename the flavour. He does it so many times the company responds to him begging to stop with the letters.

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McReynolds @mcreynolds87.bsky.social · 2d

Steve Harrington is that you?

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2d

“But the pink one tastes like strawberry!!!!”

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 2d

Eddie looks like a kid that loved sniffing glue sticks and licking them.

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Rook 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🔞 in Steddie Hell 4ever @rookosom.bsky.social · 3d

Eddie keeps this Polaroid of the summer nights when he taught Steve a few chords in his bedside table.
Almost a year later, Steve finds it when he’s snooping. It’s the confirmation he needed: Eddie has a crush on him too.

A polaroid of Joe Keery in a sleeveless t-shirt, playing guitar.

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Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 3d

I desperately need good quality Wayne scenes.

Got only the one with Dustin. 😩

Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 3d

*write

Mrs.SteveCarpenter @filthymartini.bsky.social · 3d

My mental state and burn out doesn’t allow me to right during the week but for my own satisfaction I’m going to work on a catchy Wayne edit.

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