Mrs.SteveCarpenter
@filthymartini.bsky.social
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33 yo princess 🔞 Steddie brainrot, Buckingham connoisseur, Wayne’s Girl 🩷 AO3 https://archiveofourown.org/users/FilthyMartini92
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filthymartini.bsky.social
Master Post ‼️ of all my published fiction on the Archive.

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mcreynolds87.bsky.social
tall Eddie and short king Steve my beloveds

Eddie loves walking behind Steve and picking him up unannounced

Steve loves sitting between Eddie’s legs, head under Eddie’s chin

no, they aren’t even dating, yes, both are pining for each other

#steddie
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novacorpsrecruit.bsky.social
Steve swings by the mechanics to drop off lunch for his good friend Eddie, only to see Eddie working in his tank with his jumpsuit tied around his waist and he leaves trying to figure out a plan to fuck his good friend Eddie
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dismaygray.bsky.social
Listen I love scream and I know the usual order people apply steddie but whataboutdis
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mcreynolds87.bsky.social
i can fuck him, i absolutely can
filthymartini.bsky.social
Thats why Steve hired him. The killing his husband part is just a nice bonus.
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skitchskatch.bsky.social
tw: omegaverse Steddie

Steve going into irregular heat after Starcourt and seeking out alphas in the night, he becomes a rumour whispered among alphas, a desperate omega for taming. Yet most of them had only gotten a glimpse of the omega.

Because Eddie Munson had found himself an unwitting guard.
filthymartini.bsky.social
Steve looking for a hitman for his husband.

Eddie doesn’t really care why people hire him, they still tell him, like they need him to know the reason.

He’s never surprised until the most handsome guy tells him he needs to get rid of his husband cause he simply is too boring.
filthymartini.bsky.social
Eddie writes the company that they should rename the flavour. He does it so many times the company responds to him begging to stop with the letters.
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mcreynolds87.bsky.social
Steve Harrington is that you?
filthymartini.bsky.social
“But the pink one tastes like strawberry!!!!”
filthymartini.bsky.social
Eddie looks like a kid that loved sniffing glue sticks and licking them.
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rookosom.bsky.social
Eddie keeps this Polaroid of the summer nights when he taught Steve a few chords in his bedside table.
Almost a year later, Steve finds it when he’s snooping. It’s the confirmation he needed: Eddie has a crush on him too.
A polaroid of Joe Keery in a sleeveless t-shirt, playing guitar.
filthymartini.bsky.social
I desperately need good quality Wayne scenes.

Got only the one with Dustin. 😩
filthymartini.bsky.social
My mental state and burn out doesn’t allow me to right during the week but for my own satisfaction I’m going to work on a catchy Wayne edit.
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mcreynolds87.bsky.social
Tommy and Billy constantly harassing Eddie saying that he’s not Steve’s baby father (obviously he ignores them), and then Steve’s gives birth to an absolute copy of Eddie Munson, just with moles and the most beautiful soft brown eyes

#steddie
filthymartini.bsky.social
Mike should at least get a punch in the face one time ☝🏻
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filthymartini.bsky.social
Can we talk about period dreams before the actual period?

Last night there was some kind of apocalypse but then there was also a monster and the McDonald’s wasn’t there where it was before and then I was on a man dry humping but he somehow got switched with a vibrator???
filthymartini.bsky.social
Now imagineEddie grown up, going Trick or Treating with his daughter, Steve AND Wayne.

They go as the Fantastic Four. Imagine yourselves who Susan is.
filthymartini.bsky.social
Wayne and little Eddie matching Halloween costumes. 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Cowboy and a little cow 😍

Gardener and butterfly 😍

Ketchup and Mayo 😍
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hawkinsleather.bsky.social
CHAPTER THREE of my @sapphicstevents.bsky.social mini bang fic is here!

PLEASE DON'T TALK TO ME, I FALL IN LOVE TOO EASILY
💖 buckingham idiots to lovers

chapter 3: lace

archiveofourown.org/works/715101...
picture snatched from pinterest of a cute girl in a cute pastel outfit, including a short skirt to illustrate the vibes of this chapter (which is really short skirts) ellipsus snippet screenshot:
At the sound of Robin closing the door behind her, Chrissy looks up and a radiant smile spreads across her face. 

“Hi Robin!” she chirps.

Robin swears if Chrissy Cunningham was a cartoon character, she would have chirping little birds floating around her head singing and tying ribbons in her hair.  She's so cute, and nice, and she sounds so excited to see her. If she is like this with everyone, no wonder she's so popular. (And why wouldn't she? There is no reason for her to be like this only with Robin.) It's impossible to not like Chrissy Cunningham.

“Hi Chrissy,” she replies, smiling awkwardly, doing her best to not start rambling nonsense again.